Yeah these are a little older (like 5 months old) and I felt a little guilty writing another ‘hey yeah, I’m here but not here’ post.
Furthermore, I’m still in the ‘I think Audrina Patridge is hot as hell and should be on my TV all the time’ camp.
So yeah this is from her 26th birthday in Las Vegas and who gives a fuck? She’s in a bikini and looks facemeltingly hot. Though I think she was sexier as a brunette she looks good in her natural color as well.
I’m still trying to determine if that shirt is actually painted on or if it’s actually a shirt. The short, shorter than short shorts, the fuck me boots are just too much.
I am now convinced that some man made fun of her when she was little and she now wants all men other than the extraordinarily lucky Brian Austin Green, to curse the sky knowing that they will never have the remotest shot at scoring with her.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital to take care of this priapism.
Amber Heard…wow. I never paid much attention to her before but she is looking HOT here at the premiere of her new film Never Back Down, which looks like an utter piece of shit and this is coming from a guy who has seen all of Don ‘the dragon’ Wilson’s catalog and loved it.
She is rocking a bit of an ’80′s vibe here and it is working for her.
That was the extent of my poetry for this evening. Can Megan Fox be any hotter? Can she have a sweeter rack? Can I get rid of this penile rigor mortis she constantly gives me?
The answer to all of those queries is: NO.
Did you pass the test? If not, you might want to look into furiously pumping man-ass on Friday nights because girls clearly aren’t your bag.
The original pictures of Lindsay Lohan nude were spectacular in all their Marilyn Monroe aping goodness.
Well, they have released some more from the session that don’t appear in the magazine (which you should pick up immediately like I am going to do as soon as I find it and visit their site: NY MAG for more of the interview and pictures)
These definitely show why they were omitted, but they are still hot since, well, she’s nude.
As many of you may know, I’d basically chop off my left foot to bang Stacy Keibler. Of course she’d probably yell me dudes with no left foot make her violently ill and sexually unresponsive and I’d feel like and even bigger ass than I did for chopping the thing off in the first place.
However, she really needs good writers to be funny. This video that also aired on funnyordie.com is proof that shit writing and Stacy aren’t good friends. (she was funny on The George Lopez Show)
Check out the ‘hilarious’ video below. While it isn’t funny, it’s still full of boneration because, it has Stacy.
Bert Stern did a photoshoot with Marilyn Monroe lo these many years ago commonly known as the last sitting because, well, it was basically the last images of her before she died.
Uh, needless to say the pictures are stunning. I know a lot of people just think of her off-camera problems, which are considerable, and I’m the first to make fun of them; but only a blind semi-retarded monkey man wouldn’t think that she is absolutely stunning. These pictures certainly confirm that.
Many of them are VERY NSFW since, well, she’s nude; so take caution.
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman seconds before a kiss at the Berlinale (Berlin Film Festival) do I really need to list all the ways that this is awesome?
Yeah these are a little older (like 5 months old) and I felt a little guilty writing another ‘hey yeah, I’m here but not here’ post.
