Furthermore, I’m still in the ‘I think Audrina Patridge is hot as hell and should be on my TV all the time’ camp.

So yeah this is from her 26th birthday in Las Vegas and who gives a fuck? She’s in a bikini and looks facemeltingly hot. Though I think she was sexier as a brunette she looks good in her natural color as well.

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I am pretty sure you could bounce a quarter off her stomach and it would fly about 900 ft in the air those abs are so tight.

Uh…yeah, this is the last post of the day, I have to uh…do ‘something’ right now…

…not related to this post at all…

….I swear…

….more pix after the break.

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I…..I can barely form a thought here.

I’m still trying to determine if that shirt is actually painted on or if it’s actually a shirt. The short, shorter than short shorts, the fuck me boots are just too much.

I am now convinced that some man made fun of her when she was little and she now wants all men other than the extraordinarily lucky Brian Austin Green, to curse the sky knowing that they will never have the remotest shot at scoring with her.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital to take care of this priapism.

more pix after the break

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She is rocking a bit of an ’80′s vibe here and it is working for her.

You have managed to intrigue me, Amber.

Yes, intrigue me. *

More pix after the break.

*intrigue is not code for “give me a giant boner” though it could since she does.

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Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”

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…what can I say about thee?

That was the extent of my poetry for this evening. Can Megan Fox be any hotter? Can she have a sweeter rack? Can I get rid of this penile rigor mortis she constantly gives me?

The answer to all of those queries is: NO.

Did you pass the test? If not, you might want to look into furiously pumping man-ass on Friday nights because girls clearly aren’t your bag.

More pix after the break.

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Well, they have released some more from the session that don’t appear in the magazine (which you should pick up immediately like I am going to do as soon as I find it and visit their site: NY MAG for more of the interview and pictures)

These definitely show why they were omitted, but they are still hot since, well, she’s nude.

Check out a bevy of new shots after the break. Once again, they are NSFW as nude pix tend to be.

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However, she really needs good writers to be funny. This video that also aired on funnyordie.com is proof that shit writing and Stacy aren’t good friends. (she was funny on The George Lopez Show)

Check out the ‘hilarious’ video below. While it isn’t funny, it’s still full of boneration because, it has Stacy.

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Uh, needless to say the pictures are stunning. I know a lot of people just think of her off-camera problems, which are considerable, and I’m the first to make fun of them; but only a blind semi-retarded monkey man wouldn’t think that she is absolutely stunning. These pictures certainly confirm that.

Many of them are VERY NSFW since, well, she’s nude; so take caution.

You can read the rest of the story and see a bunch more pictures HERE. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen New York magazine on newsstands here in LA, but I will certainly pick one up if it is…OK 2 copies. Ya know, one to mess up one to keep. Amazing!

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They describe the film as ‘history through porn’ which is actually pretty accurate as I recall at least 8 graphic sex scenes in the script.

I know shit gets cut out a lot, but if I don’t see at least 1 boobie a piece from these 2; Daddy’s gonna be pissed.

Check out more of the pix after the break.

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I think the combination of the new hair color and the fact that she clearly has been laying off the shoulder presses a bit are contributing factors. (she was still way hot before but was getting to that ‘too bulky’ borderline)

I do post this with one warning though:  avoid looking at her armpits when you blow up the picture.

I looked and in some you can see either some major sweat action going on, or she uses gel deodorant and pasted the fuck outta her pits before hitting the carpet. Either way, not all that hot.

Though the thought of her hot and sweaty doing something else (with me) isn’t so bad.

I’m conflicted.

More pix after the break.

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They add Will Ferrell for a little film cross promotion for good measure and make sure to keep him out of a bikini as I am sure he wanted to do to be funny.

The issue goes on sale soon. (I think in two weeks)

If you wanna check out more shots (I’m not posting them all; I’d go insane with boredom) check out their website HERE for more info/pix/ordering info for the issue. (they have videos there too; do you need anymore motivation? Perhaps you’d be more interested in the penis option.)

More pix after the break.

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I’m not sure what it is.

It might be the blue dress…

…or the banner backdrop behind her…

…or those ridiculous, in the good way, cans of hers…

The world may never know. At least her face isn’t still looking bloated like it had been. Jordan Bratman sooo doesn’t deserve to play with those things. Dammit I need to be a troll looking record executive.

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Is there anything ‘wrong’ with Keeley? Look at her. This is in fairly natural light as well. No photoshopping or airbrushing.

Keeley. Just Keeley.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go punish my wang for about 40 minutes. (more pix after the break)

P.S. I guess this is for an ad campaign she’s doing for Lynx deodorant spray. Who really gives a fuck about that though when there is a semi-nude Keeley Hazell?

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Her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who has no apparent talent or job for that matter was tabbed to direct this magnum opus, of course, I mean, when I’m shooting a career making video I go with some bumblefuck who may or may not know what the fuck he’s doing.

Here is the video (which is still better than the song since it features her gorgeous rack)

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However, she is wearing an extremely short dress and looks as hot as she normally does so here’s the pix!

Seriously, is it me or does she just get hotter by the second?

Attention men dating Hayden: please take nudie pix/sex videos of you two so I can post that shit ASAP please. Thank you.

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Oh yeah, because she is painfully hot. I always forget about that part. I hope this isn’t a foreboding sign that a The Hills: The Movie is on the way. That would be a bit much to have a show that sucks in movie form.

However, if Audrina Patridge: My Bikini Summer Happy Nude Blow Job Giving Time The Movie is being shopped; allow me to pitch in a portion of my millions (of pennies)

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Check out the new spread in Zoo magazine that will certainly raise the number of magazine pages that are stuck together in the world up to an astronomical level. WOW.Pick it up on newstands NOW!!!!
Probably safe for work if you have a cool boss. Nothing anywhere near nude here. (more pix after the break)

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I have to say, she has lost a ton of weight and is looking pretty damn good; especially for a gal her age.

Click on the thumbnail below, it is pretty much NSFW but borderline.

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Though I must say, it brought a tear to my eye that she is actually wearing underpants because:

1) because she finally learned that there are 900 cameras posted around her at all times trying to get snaps of her firebush and if she would like to retain a modicum of modesty, she should probably wear them.

2) I was hoping she wasn’t because as much of a wreck she is, I’d still like to see her naked again and would still totally hit that. (yes, I have stock in Valtrex just in case to cover my bases)

The shots of her skirt flying up are after the break as they are somewhat NSFW.

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It’s a brilliant move really. Post nude chicks, make dudes horny enough that they have to beat off (which isn’t hard. A well made bowl of minestrone can do the trick for me) and force them to have to bust out the Vaseline and thus force them to increase usage and purchases.

Of course those Judas betrayers in the Juergens camp will only be using the pix to whack off with so in that sense it will fail. However, the toll their souls will pay in hell for not using Vaseline Intensive Care for their dong self-rape needs will be punishment enough.

Here are the pix (pretty much NSFW). (oh and if you can’t get enough of me writing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer alums, you probably shouldn’t read the next post either.)

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Anyone who has followed her career knows she is killer up top, but now we get a peek down below and so far so good.

Keep it up, Leelee. Someone might actually start giving more of a shit. (the NSFW pic and others after the break)

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Well here she is showing all the young starlets how to properly dress…if they want to give every perv out there wood. Which I guess makes me a perv because she looks outrageous here. (more pix after the break)

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Here is yet another example of Audrina Patridge losing crotch awareness and giving us all a glimpse of the promised land.

The upskirts aren’t super hardcore, but I’m guessing you will still get in trouble for looking at pantie shots at work. I’m guessing I would too since I’m posting this from there; but I don’t care.

Enjoy.

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