Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman seconds before a kiss at the Berlinale (Berlin Film Festival) do I really need to list all the ways that this is awesome?
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Archive for the 'Boneration' Category
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman appear in W magazine to talk about their co-starring turn in the upcoming film The Other Boleyn Girl (which was a pretty good, pretty raunchy script actually)
They describe the film as ‘history through porn’ which is actually pretty accurate as I recall at least 8 graphic sex scenes in the script.
I know shit gets cut out a lot, but if I don’t see at least 1 boobie a piece from these 2; Daddy’s gonna be pissed.
Check out more of the pix after the break. Continue reading ‘scarlett johansson + natalie portman + trashy clothes = boneration’
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Jessica Biel showed up at the BAFTA awards blond and way hot.
I think the combination of the new hair color and the fact that she clearly has been laying off the shoulder presses a bit are contributing factors. (she was still way hot before but was getting to that ‘too bulky’ borderline)
I do post this with one warning though: avoid looking at her armpits when you blow up the picture.
I looked and in some you can see either some major sweat action going on, or she uses gel deodorant and pasted the fuck outta her pits before hitting the carpet. Either way, not all that hot.
Though the thought of her hot and sweaty doing something else (with me) isn’t so bad.
I’m conflicted.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘jessica biel finds a way to get even hotter and blonder at the BAFTA awards’
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Just when I thought it was safe to stop cranking it to the Swimsuit Issue they bring Heidi Klum back in a tiny bikini and hook me all over again.
They add Will Ferrell for a little film cross promotion for good measure and make sure to keep him out of a bikini as I am sure he wanted to do to be funny.
The issue goes on sale soon. (I think in two weeks)
If you wanna check out more shots (I’m not posting them all; I’d go insane with boredom) check out their website HERE for more info/pix/ordering info for the issue. (they have videos there too; do you need anymore motivation? Perhaps you’d be more interested in the penis option.)
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I would link to the original post I had last week of Christina Aguilera and her giant post-pregnancy boobs but I am a bit mesmerized by something at the moment.
I’m not sure what it is.
It might be the blue dress…
…or the banner backdrop behind her…
…or those ridiculous, in the good way, cans of hers…
The world may never know. At least her face isn’t still looking bloated like it had been. Jordan Bratman sooo doesn’t deserve to play with those things. Dammit I need to be a troll looking record executive.
More pix after the break Continue reading ‘Bustin’ out with Christina Aguilera redux’
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It is pretty simple boner math: keeley hazell + tiny bikini = $$$ post. I may as well notify the advertisers that it’s time to pay of those bills now.
Is there anything ‘wrong’ with Keeley? Look at her. This is in fairly natural light as well. No photoshopping or airbrushing.
Keeley. Just Keeley.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go punish my wang for about 40 minutes. (more pix after the break)
P.S. I guess this is for an ad campaign she’s doing for Lynx deodorant spray. Who really gives a fuck about that though when there is a semi-nude Keeley Hazell? Continue reading ‘math lesson: keeley hazell + tiny bikini = $$$ post’
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Heidi Montag shot this hunk of shit music video for her single called ‘deserate cry for attention’ or something to that effect.
Her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who has no apparent talent or job for that matter was tabbed to direct this magnum opus, of course, I mean, when I’m shooting a career making video I go with some bumblefuck who may or may not know what the fuck he’s doing.
Here is the video (which is still better than the song since it features her gorgeous rack)
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Hayden Panettiere was at the Pepsi Stuff Music & More party, which is arguably the biggest mush mouthed retard sounding party ever.
However, she is wearing an extremely short dress and looks as hot as she normally does so here’s the pix!
Seriously, is it me or does she just get hotter by the second?
Attention men dating Hayden: please take nudie pix/sex videos of you two so I can post that shit ASAP please. Thank you.
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Audrina Patridge was invited to the VIP celebrity tents to grab free shit at Sundance for some reason.
Oh yeah, because she is painfully hot. I always forget about that part. I hope this isn’t a foreboding sign that a The Hills: The Movie is on the way. That would be a bit much to have a show that sucks in movie form.
However, if Audrina Patridge: My Bikini Summer Happy Nude Blow Job Giving Time The Movie is being shopped; allow me to pitch in a portion of my millions (of pennies)
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I have no idea how she isn’t even more well known in the US, other than to internet pervs like me, but Keeley Hazell is a painful, week long boner waiting to happen.
Check out the new spread in Zoo magazine that will certainly raise the number of magazine pages that are stuck together in the world up to an astronomical level. WOW.Pick it up on newstands NOW!!!!
Probably safe for work if you have a cool boss. Nothing anywhere near nude here. (more pix after the break)
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