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15
Oct

Hi Grammy! I Missed You…Whaaaa?!?!: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWhat in the hell is happening to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She has aged about 90 years in the last year. The grandma hair, the dress that a great-grandma would call outdated. Oh and the hips that are wider than a barn. Disaster.

Is her new BF feeding her butter while she sleeps or something and hypnotizing her to dress like a 120 year old woman? If she was 40+ it wouldn’t be as bad, but fuck, you aren’t even 30 yet, baby cakes.

Someone get her help. PLEASE. Continue reading ‘Hi Grammy! I Missed You…Whaaaa?!?!: Jennifer Love Hewitt’

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01
Oct

Operation Bonerkill: Tori Spelling Edition

Tori SpellingDo celebrities own mirrors? Of course they do. Do they surround themselves with nothing but ‘yes men’ who don’t have the balls to tell them when it’s time to ‘re-imagine’ their career? Yes.

What in the hell is Tori Spelling thinking? Did she just read a book that said double chins are in this fall?

Tori, you are 90 years old and out of shape from age and birthin’ babies. It’s time to pack it in and do more ‘mature’ (re: parts that don’t require you in lingerie) roles from now on and not parts with the Pussy Cat Dolls.

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