LA LA LAndmine » Bonerkill http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hi Grammy! I Missed You…Whaaaa?!?!: Jennifer Love Hewitt http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/15/hi-grammy-i-missed-youwhaaaa-jennifer-love-hewitt/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/15/hi-grammy-i-missed-youwhaaaa-jennifer-love-hewitt/#comments Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:18:38 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/15/hi-grammy-i-missed-youwhaaaa-jennifer-love-hewitt/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWhat in the hell is happening to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She has aged about 90 years in the last year. The grandma hair, the dress that a great-grandma would call outdated. Oh and the hips that are wider than a barn. Disaster. Is her new BF feeding her butter while she sleeps or something and hypnotizing her to dress like a 120 year old woman? Someone get her help. PLEASE. Note to Jen: When you put a giant sash around your waist, it doesn't hide your gut, it makes you look shorter and thus, wider. Stop it. STOP!!!]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWhat in the hell is happening to Jennifer Love Hewitt? She has aged about 90 years in the last year. The grandma hair, the dress that a great-grandma would call outdated. Oh and the hips that are wider than a barn. Disaster.

Is her new BF feeding her butter while she sleeps or something and hypnotizing her to dress like a 120 year old woman? If she was 40+ it wouldn’t be as bad, but fuck, you aren’t even 30 yet, baby cakes.

Someone get her help. PLEASE. Note to Jen: When you put a giant sash around your waist, it doesn’t hide your gut, it makes you look shorter and thus, wider. Stop it. STOP!!!

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What in the hell is Tori Spelling thinking? Did she just read a book that said double chins are in this fall?

Tori, you are 90 years old and out of shape from age and birthin’ babies. It’s time to pack it in and do more ‘mature’ (re: parts that don’t require you in lingerie) roles from now on and not parts with the Pussy Cat Dolls.

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