LA LA LAndmine » Books http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Misha: A Memoir of the Holocaust Years’ is bullshit http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/misha-a-memoir-of-the-holocaust-years-is-bullshit/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/misha-a-memoir-of-the-holocaust-years-is-bullshit/#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:19:49 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/misha-a-memoir-of-the-holocaust-years-is-bullshit/ Misha: A Memoir of the Holocaust Years ; a tale of a Jewish girl in Belgium traveling 3000 km across Europe to find her parents and being watched by wolves, has admitted to Canadian news on the CBC, that her tale is utter bullshit. In fact, she even admits that her real name isn't even Misha Fonseca, it's Monique De Wael. This admission comes on the heels of people investigating her and having serious doubts that she's even Jewish. Here is a quote from the article:
In her book, Defonseca said the Nazis seized her parents when she was a child, forcing her to wander the forests and villages of Europe alone for four years. She also claimed she was trapped in the Warsaw ghetto, killed a Nazi soldier and was adopted by a group of wolves. In the statement, she concedes that the story was a fantasy and she never fled her home in Brussels during the war. She also divulged that her real name was Monique De Wael and her parents were taken and killed by the Nazis because they were Belgian resistance fighters. The writer says she invented the tale because of the hard life she had growing up as an outsider of sorts.
'There are times when it is difficult for me to tell the difference between what was reality and what was my interior universe.'—Misha Defonseca
She was often called "daughter of the traitor" because her father was rumoured to have given up information under torture. She was cared for by relatives.
I mean seriously people. Let's cut the bullshit. Anyone who believed that an 11 year old girl killed a Nazi soldier by herself is an idiot. In addition to that, believing that this same girl would have been able to travel through Nazi Germany undetected, a ridiculously densely populated country, with a pack of wolves is an even bigger idiot. I said as much to my client when I did coverage of the script for this. It is absolute fantasy. That being said, these people need to stop making up autobiographies. If your story isn't that interesting don't say 'it was real!' to make it interesting. You will always be found out and you will always end up looking like and asshole. Here's a thought, try learning to write and interesting story, dick lick. I know that's a lot to ask of a fucking author but I swear it is possible. I know, weird right? P.S. Canada, you are in North America, stop using the British English. It's embarrassing.]]> I normally don’t give much press to books but I HAD to point this one out because it’s being made into a film here in the US (it was made into one in France already)

However, the author of Misha: A Memoir of the Holocaust Years ; a tale of a Jewish girl in Belgium traveling 3000 km across Europe to find her parents and being watched by wolves, has admitted to Canadian news on the CBC, that her tale is utter bullshit. In fact, she even admits that her real name isn’t even Misha Fonseca, it’s Monique De Wael.

This admission comes on the heels of people investigating her and having serious doubts that she’s even Jewish. Here is a quote from the article:

In her book, Defonseca said the Nazis seized her parents when she was a child, forcing her to wander the forests and villages of Europe alone for four years.

She also claimed she was trapped in the Warsaw ghetto, killed a Nazi soldier and was adopted by a group of wolves.

In the statement, she concedes that the story was a fantasy and she never fled her home in Brussels during the war.

She also divulged that her real name was Monique De Wael and her parents were taken and killed by the Nazis because they were Belgian resistance fighters.

The writer says she invented the tale because of the hard life she had growing up as an outsider of sorts.

‘There are times when it is difficult for me to tell the difference between what was reality and what was my interior universe.’—Misha Defonseca

She was often called “daughter of the traitor” because her father was rumoured to have given up information under torture. She was cared for by relatives.

I mean seriously people. Let’s cut the bullshit. Anyone who believed that an 11 year old girl killed a Nazi soldier by herself is an idiot. In addition to that, believing that this same girl would have been able to travel through Nazi Germany undetected, a ridiculously densely populated country, with a pack of wolves is an even bigger idiot. I said as much to my client when I did coverage of the script for this. It is absolute fantasy.

That being said, these people need to stop making up autobiographies. If your story isn’t that interesting don’t say ‘it was real!’ to make it interesting. You will always be found out and you will always end up looking like and asshole.

Here’s a thought, try learning to write and interesting story, dick lick. I know that’s a lot to ask of a fucking author but I swear it is possible.

I know, weird right?

P.S. Canada, you are in North America, stop using the British English. It’s embarrassing.

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]]> Yes, Oprah has managed to kill another one of my heroes. Eddie van Halen’s ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli, was on the yap fest and talked about the first time they made love fucked and she claims in her tell all book that Eddie wept while giving her the ole’ Low E in her A Major (ahh music humor…I apologize)

So basically every I hear Eruption I’m going to think of this pussy being so overwhelmed by banging a chick that he cries. This is where we differ, I only weep knowing that it will most likely be another 16 years and various alcohol combinations before I get laid again. I wrote that in invisible font right?

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In "The Truth About Chuck Nor ris," out next week, author Ian Spector relates such crazy tid bits as: "A cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died . . . Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men . . . Chuck Norris only allows Jackie Chan to live because he likes Chris Tucker movies . . . When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken . . . Mr. T. once de feated Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism . . . When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies on them. Real live bunnies."
I strongly suggest you have your heart meds handy because even in written form, Norris is lethal. Watch yourself, pussy. P.S. I knew that cobra, he chewed nails and bathed in HCL, what chance do you think you have? picture source ]]> norrisIf your pussy assed eyes can handle it, girly man, a new bible to learn and live by is being published. I suggest you don’t look directly at it unless you want to become 50% less potent. Chuck Norris is hitting the hardcovers. Page 6 reports:

In “The Truth About Chuck Nor ris,” out next week, author Ian Spector relates such crazy tid bits as: “A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died . . . Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men . . . Chuck Norris only allows Jackie Chan to live because he likes Chris Tucker movies . . . When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken . . . Mr. T. once de feated Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism . . . When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies on them. Real live bunnies.”

I strongly suggest you have your heart meds handy because even in written form, Norris is lethal. Watch yourself, pussy.

P.S. I knew that cobra, he chewed nails and bathed in HCL, what chance do you think you have?

picture source

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]]> I’m pretty sure she’s just reading stories to a bunch of kids…but this is just too much, too much.

Hayden

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"I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had." He adds that while the AIDS epidemic was in a full swing, "We figured that no one needed to worry about it until David Lee Roth got it." That's a joke - Roth is in perfect health.
Sounds like great fun. How in the fuck did you dodge this bullet? "Hmm, let me bang the chick using needles, the chick who fucks 50 guys a year sans condom & a few hundred other girls on top while I'm at it. Pull n' pray!" Wow. I guess if you make it through it all unscathed you have a hell of a book and a chance to look back and say "jesus titty fuckin christ I was a retard"]]> SlashFormer guitarist of Guns n’ Roses, Slash, has an autobiography out. He goes into some very specific details about life on the road, and tells about his favorite pastime while away from home. Page 6 reports:

“I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had.” He adds that while the AIDS epidemic was in a full swing, “We figured that no one needed to worry about it until David Lee Roth got it.” That’s a joke – Roth is in perfect health.

Sounds like great fun. How in the fuck did you dodge this bullet? “Hmm, let me bang the chick using needles, the chick who fucks 50 guys a year sans condom & a few hundred other girls on top while I’m at it. Pull n’ pray!”

Wow. I guess if you make it through it all unscathed you have a hell of a book and a chance to look back and say “jesus titty fuckin christ I was a retard”

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"I was 19 years old at a club on the Sunset Strip called Gazzari's," the Brooklyn native, now 49, told me. He was invited home by an older lady, who promptly requested to be tied up. "She opened the closet and had like 55 outfits, with ropes and everything," Guttenberg recalled. He secured her to the four-poster bed, only to have to run out to a drugstore to get "protection." "So I got the protection, along with flowers and candy and little sandwiches," the "Police Academy" star said. But when he returned to the apartment complex, he couldn't even remember which tower she lived in, let alone her floor or apartment number. "So I went home and left her tied up," he recalled. "In my mind, she's now this skeleton in an apartment somewhere in Marina Del Rey. Like Nicole Richie."
A Nicole Richie skeleton joke works better when the girl doesn't currently weigh more than she's ever weighed Stev-o. Also, what kind of dipshit are you? You can't remember where you were at? What kind of man are you? We don't remember birthdays, anniversaries, the number to 911 when the wife is having a heart attack; but we do remember where a slam dunk lay is located. I'm also sure she appreciated being tied up and left there too, buttfuck. Maybe cop up to the embarrassment and tell building management so she can get out, maybe? That is precisely how I know this story is total bullshit, Stevie. This would have come out in the '80's when you were still relevant. Try again, dick lick.]]> Steve Guttenberg is actually being paid by someone to write a book about his life. No confirmation of the rumor that it will be called “You’ve read every other memoir on earth if you are reading this bullshit book” yet.

The actor will recount his early days in Hollywood that I am sure will do the normal thing and omit how family friends and connections were more important for his success than anything that ever resembled talent. He will tell, Gatecrasher reports, that he is absent minded, sexually retarded & possibly a murderer. This might be a decent read after all. Let’s take a peep at a sample:

“I was 19 years old at a club on the Sunset Strip called Gazzari’s,” the Brooklyn native, now 49, told me.

He was invited home by an older lady, who promptly requested to be tied up. “She opened the closet and had like 55 outfits, with ropes and everything,” Guttenberg recalled. He secured her to the four-poster bed, only to have to run out to a drugstore to get “protection.”

“So I got the protection, along with flowers and candy and little sandwiches,” the “Police Academy” star said. But when he returned to the apartment complex, he couldn’t even remember which tower she lived in, let alone her floor or apartment number.

“So I went home and left her tied up,” he recalled. “In my mind, she’s now this skeleton in an apartment somewhere in Marina Del Rey. Like Nicole Richie.”


A Nicole Richie skeleton joke works better when the girl doesn’t currently weigh more than she’s ever weighed Stev-o.

Also, what kind of dipshit are you? You can’t remember where you were at? What kind of man are you? We don’t remember birthdays, anniversaries, the number to 911 when the wife is having a heart attack; but we do remember where a slam dunk lay is located.

I’m also sure she appreciated being tied up and left there too, buttfuck. Maybe cop up to the embarrassment and tell building management so she can get out, maybe?

That is precisely how I know this story is total bullshit, Stevie. This would have come out in the ’80′s when you were still relevant. Try again, dick lick.

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Who’dathunkit?

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/09/11/donald-trump-what-do-you-think-of-rosies-new-book/feed/ 3 Even In Death: Hunter S. Thompson http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/30/even-in-death-hunter-s-thompson/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/30/even-in-death-hunter-s-thompson/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:05:37 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/30/even-in-death-hunter-s-thompson/ Hunter S. ThompsonWell known for his eccentricities in life, author/writer, Hunter S. Thompson still provides a good tale or two even after his suicide. The new book Gonzo recounts some of his nuttier celebrity encounters. Rush & Malloy had a first look at the book and here are some of the quotes:

Johnny Depp: “Hunter wanted to fire a shotgun off but needed a target. He had these propane tanks and he handed me some duct tape and these things that were a bit bigger than a matchbook, and we started taping them on the tanks. … I said, ‘What are these things?’ and he said, ‘That’s nitroglycerine.’ I immediately put out my cigarette.”

Jack Nicholson: “One of the first times I met him, he pulled out a gun in the middle of a house, me and a friend of mine jumped out the window.”

You can say alot about the man, but love him or hate him, you can’t say he was boring. Well, you could, but you’d sound no less than 35% mentally incapacitated. Read a few more quotes HERE.

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Charlie! Charlie did it! I knew it was that son of a bitch Charlie. I mean look at him. Cray bastard. He always looked like he was up for some knife play. US Magazine has obtained the first chapter of “When If I Did It” (read and excerpt after the break) Their reader had this to say about his experience with the book:

“This book is all but proof that OJ is a murderer. It is chilling.”

Yeah, other than the actual proof, this stuff pretty much puts those nails in the coffin. This guy must play the lottery everyday because there really is no one who is luckier to be walking amongst free non-murderers than him…except maybe Robert Blake.

And O.J.; Charlie? C’mon man. If you are gonna make shit up at least give your alter ego a last name so maybe you can dupe 5 or 6 more people into believing the mountain of evidence against you doesn’t exist. Asshole…

CHAPTER ONE
1. The Luckiest Guy in the World

I’m going to tell you a story you’ve never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night of June 12, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend, Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you think you know about that night, because I know the facts better than anyone. I know the players. I’ve seen the evidence. I’ve heard the theories. And of course I’ve read all the stories: That I did it. That I did it but I don’t know I did it. That I can no longer tell fact from fiction. That I wake up in the middle of the night, consumed by guilt, screaming.

Man, they even had me wondering, What if I did it?

Well, sit back, people. The things I know, and the things I believe, you can’t even imagine. And I’m going to share them with you. Because the story you know, or think you know — that’s not the story. Not even close. This is one story the whole world got wrong.

EXCERPT OF MURDER DESCRIPTION:

I could hear Charlie just behind me, saying something, urging me to get the fuck out of there, and at one point he even reached for me and tried to drag me away, but I shook him off, hard, and moved toward Goldman. “Okay, motherfucker!” I said. “Show me how tough you are!”

Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can’t tell you exactly how. I was still standing in Nicole’s courtyard, of course, but for a few moments I couldn’t remember how I’d gotten there, when I’d arrived, or even why I was there. Then it came back to me, very slowly: The recital — with little Sydney up on stage, dancing her little heart out; me, chipping balls into my neighbor’s yard; Paula, angry, not answering her phone; Charlie, stopping by the house to tell me some more ugly shit about Nicole’s behavior. Then what? The short, quick drive from Rockingham to the Bundy condo.

And now? Now I was standing in Nicole’s courtyard, in the dark, listening to the loud, rhythmic, accelerated beating of my own heart. I put my left hand to my heart and my shirt felt strangely wet. I looked down at myself. For several moments, I couldn’t get my mind around what I was seeing. The whole front of me was covered in blood, but it didn’t compute. Is this really blood? I wondered. And whose blood is it? Is it mine? Am I hurt?

I was more confused than ever. What the hell had happened here? Then I remembered that Goldman guy coming through the back gate, with Juditha’s glasses, and I remembered hollering at him, and I remembered how our shouts had brought Nicole to the door . . .

Nicole. Jesus.

I looked down and saw her on the ground in front of me, curled up in a fetal position at the base of the stairs, not moving. Goldman was only a few feet away, slumped against the bars of the fence. He wasn’t moving either. Both he and Nicole were lying in giant pools of blood. I had never seen so much blood in my life. It didn’t seem real, and none of it computed. What the fuck happened here? Who had done this? And why? And where the fuck was I when this shit went down?

EXCERPT OF A FIGHT SIMPSON HAD WITH NICOLE:

Nicole came out of the house and watched me for a few moments, still angry, glaring, and I crossed into the driveway, sat on the hood of her convertible Mercedes, and glared right back. I still had the bat in my hand, and I remember flipping it into the air and accidentally hitting one of the rims.

“You going to pay for that?” she snapped.

“Yeah,” I snapped back, then took the bat and whacked the hood. “And I guess I’ll pay for that, too, since it’s my car—and since I pay for everything around here.”

She shook her head, disgusted with me, and went into the house, and I wandered back into the yard and took a few more swings at the tether ball. It was crazy. It seemed all we did lately was argue. People say a lot of marriages get into trouble at the seven-year mark, and we weren’t married, but we’d been together seven years, and maybe that was the problem.

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Last month, the Goldman’s won the rights to the book in court because OJ has yet to fully pay off the $38 Million judgement against him in the wrongful death civil suit. Fox reports:

“The family and publisher have pledged to leave Simpson’s manuscript entirely intact, but they will also add key commentary,” Wright said in a prepared statement. “The Goldmans, the publisher and Sharlene Martin will all contribute portions of sales proceeds to the Ron Goldman Foundation for Justice.”

God damn OJ has some balls (and zero class). Did he really think the Goldman’s weren’t gonna try to grab the cash from this?

I wonder what they’ll rename the book. Certainly not “How I Did It” or “When I Did It” he is not guilty afterall.

No word yet from OJ on the location of the killers though I’m told he is looking.

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fame, wants girls to know that it’s ‘cool’ to be smart and know math if you are a girl. She even has a book coming out to prove how god damn serious she is about it. She says:

"When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they
think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and
irresponsible," the 32-year-old McKellar told Newsweek for editions to
hit newsstands Monday.

"But I want to show them that being smart
is cool," she said. "Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it
can help them get what they want out of life."

OK, it’s hard to argue against steering people away from being LinSpearHilton level retards. However, math is not ‘cool’ on many levels.

When was the last time you saw your professor use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve a trigonometry problem and said "God damn, look at that fucking dork with the thick glasses and shitty ill-fitting clothes, he’s actually pretty cool. He solved the SHIT outta that theorem! Damn, he is cool!"

I think not. The moral of the story is: its great to be good at math, but don’t think for half a second you are the least bit ‘cool’ wimpy because you are good at it…nerd.

Source: AP

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Author of the book One Gay Man, Donald Taylor appeared on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Tuesday 6/5/07 and had quick a laundry list of celebrities who he had fucked, sucked and otherwised over the years. The list includes:

  1. Elvis Presley
  2. Orson Welles
  3. James Dean
  4. Lenny Bruce
  5. Steve McQueen
  6. Charles Manson

Of course most of them are either dead or bat shit crazy in jail. (like one of his "faves" Charlie Manson) He even claimed that Elvis was a bottom which is probably the most surprising revelation.

Looking at Donald, it’s hard to believe that he couldn’t get all of these men into bed. I hear most people go for the backwoods farmer rape look.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/06/05/elvis-loved-poo-poo-play-says-donald-taylor/feed/ 1 New Horror FX Book Shows Eli Roth Almost As Much Man As Me http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/06/05/new-horror-fx-book-shows-eli-roth-almost-as-much-man-as-me/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/06/05/new-horror-fx-book-shows-eli-roth-almost-as-much-man-as-me/#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:54:36 +0000 admin http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=177 Lionsgate exec and PT photographer for the studios horror key art department, Tim Palen, is releasing a book of his photos called Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films.Included in the proceedings, that include FX work by the legendary KNB, is a very NSFW shot of Eli Roth and his manly bits.

Says Palen:

"We were shooting some publicity stuff in this cheesy hotel for Hostel 2 — then I just whipped that thing out of a box! Eli just said, "Oh, my god…" But I think he likes it too."

Click the link below to see the pic of Eli looking like me…when I was 10!

Oh yeah, and Hostel 2 opens this weekend. June 8th. Bring your kids.

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