OJ’s controversial book will be published afterall…by the Goldman family.
Last month, the Goldman’s won the rights to the book in court because OJ has yet to fully pay off the $38 Million judgement against him in the wrongful death civil suit. Fox reports:
“The family and publisher have pledged to leave Simpson’s manuscript entirely intact, but they will also add key commentary,” Wright said in a prepared statement. “The Goldmans, the publisher and Sharlene Martin will all contribute portions of sales proceeds to the Ron Goldman Foundation for Justice.”
God damn OJ has some balls (and zero class). Did he really think the Goldman’s weren’t gonna try to grab the cash from this?
I wonder what they’ll rename the book. Certainly not “How I Did It” or “When I Did It” he is not guilty afterall.
No word yet from OJ on the location of the killers though I’m told he is looking.
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Danica "Winnie Cooper" McKeller of Wonder Years 
fame, wants girls to know that it’s ‘cool’ to be smart and know math if you are a girl. She even has a book coming out to prove how god damn serious she is about it. She says:
"When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they
think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and
irresponsible," the 32-year-old McKellar told Newsweek for editions to
hit newsstands Monday.
"But I want to show them that being smart
is cool," she said. "Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it
can help them get what they want out of life."
OK, it’s hard to argue against steering people away from being LinSpearHilton level retards. However, math is not ‘cool’ on many levels.
When was the last time you saw your professor use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve a trigonometry problem and said "God damn, look at that fucking dork with the thick glasses and shitty ill-fitting clothes, he’s actually pretty cool. He solved the SHIT outta that theorem! Damn, he is cool!"
I think not. The moral of the story is: its great to be good at math, but don’t think for half a second you are the least bit ‘cool’ wimpy because you are good at it…nerd.
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Author of the book One Gay Man, Donald Taylor appeared on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Tuesday 6/5/07 and had quick a laundry list of celebrities who he had fucked, sucked and otherwised over the years. The list includes:
- Elvis Presley
- Orson Welles
- James Dean
- Lenny Bruce
- Steve McQueen
- Charles Manson
Of course most of them are either dead or bat shit crazy in jail. (like one of his "faves" Charlie Manson) He even claimed that Elvis was a bottom which is probably the most surprising revelation.
Looking at Donald, it’s hard to believe that he couldn’t get all of these men into bed. I hear most people go for the backwoods farmer rape look.
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Lionsgate exec and PT photographer for the studios horror key art department, Tim Palen, is releasing a book of his photos called Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films.Included in the proceedings, that include FX work by the legendary KNB, is a very NSFW shot of Eli Roth and his manly bits.
Says Palen:
"We were shooting some publicity stuff in this cheesy hotel for Hostel 2 — then I just whipped that thing out of a box! Eli just said, "Oh, my god…" But I think he likes it too."
Click the link below to see the pic of Eli looking like me…when I was 10!
Oh yeah, and Hostel 2 opens this weekend. June 8th. Bring your kids.
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