LA LA LAndmine » Bun In The Oven http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 angelina jolie might be giving birth http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/02/angelina-jolie-might-be-giving-birth/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/02/angelina-jolie-might-be-giving-birth/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:25:28 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3136 Angelina Jolie might be giving birth as we speak…she might not. That’s the story and that’s about all I’m going to post on that matter since I don’t give that much of a shit.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/02/angelina-jolie-might-be-giving-birth/feed/ 0 paris hilton is either getting fat or getting pregnant. you decide. http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/20/paris-hilton-is-either-getting-fat-or-getting-pregnant-you-decide/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/20/paris-hilton-is-either-getting-fat-or-getting-pregnant-you-decide/#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:11:14 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3032 I have been VERY good about avoid posts on this no talent attention whore.

I even avoided posts about quotes where she and her boy friend have made references to having children someday.

However, I had to post these because my hope is that the most vain and shallow girl on earth is actually getting fat.

If she’s pregant it’s merely an affront to nature. If she is getting fat, it’s hilarious.

No photos of her romancing a cheese cake have some out yet, but once/if they do, you’ll see ‘em here.

A few more of thunder thighs after the break.

SPL35758_009 Paris Hilton Paris Hilton Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/20/paris-hilton-is-either-getting-fat-or-getting-pregnant-you-decide/feed/ 0 jessica alba in a bikini kills boners for the first time ever http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/03/jessica-alba-in-a-bikini-kills-boners-for-the-first-time-ever/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/03/jessica-alba-in-a-bikini-kills-boners-for-the-first-time-ever/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:13:10 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2914 Did you wake up today thinking; “Ya know…I don’t think I’ll ever have a reason to get a boner again. What can I use to kill any chance of that happening again?”

Of course you first thought of cutting it off, but that’s nasty.

Then you thought about chemicals; but the thought of those pesky side effects doing something else to you seemed like a bad idea.

Then you saw a picture of a very pregnant Jessica Alba in a pool in her bikini.

You heard a faint wisp of a yelp from your crotch reason and realized that your cock killed itself dead.

Check out the nightmare after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/03/jessica-alba-in-a-bikini-kills-boners-for-the-first-time-ever/feed/ 0 Britney Spears: Fat or Pregnant? You decide http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/02/britney-spears-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/02/britney-spears-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:23:52 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2890 So reports have been swirling for a while that Britney Spears is pregnant again. (why God, WHY?)

Well she is certainly looking more corpulent these days so it’s either a case of being on a strict bacon and Twinkies diet (which is sadly plausible) or her being pregnant (which is intolerably scary).

Check out the pic after the break and decide for yourself.

oh and I don’t wanna have a post that just straight up grosses you out so here is a little something nice to look at:

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/02/britney-spears-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/feed/ 0 ashlee simpson is having pete wentz’s baby http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/29/ashlee-simpson-is-having-pete-wentzs-baby/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/29/ashlee-simpson-is-having-pete-wentzs-baby/#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 08:50:34 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2868 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed to friendorenemies.com that they are in fact having a child.

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Can you imagine? This kid is either going to be the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet having 2 douche bags for parents; OR it’s going to be the coolest kid ever using the whole combining two negatives makes a positive theory.

Either way, neither one of these two should ever reproduce. Just sayin’…

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/29/ashlee-simpson-is-having-pete-wentzs-baby/feed/ 0 Timberlake’s deathwish: Jessica Biel nearly engaged and possibly pregnant? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/20/timberlakes-deathwish-jessica-biel-nearly-engaged-and-possibly-pregnant/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/20/timberlakes-deathwish-jessica-biel-nearly-engaged-and-possibly-pregnant/#comments Tue, 20 May 2008 11:09:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2810 Son of a bitch….Timberlake had to do it didn’t he?

First he ruins Britney Spears sending her off the cliff and into oblivion. NOW he is about to pop the question to Jessica Biel and has possibly already infected her with his boy band seed. The Sun UK reports:

One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. “He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with MADONNA. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth. I mean, Biel promised herself to me.

OK, she didn’t put it in writing or actually say that to anyone since I pretty much made it all up in my head but I am pretty sure she totally would have….if I was able to keep her consistently drugged enough to overlook my considerable shortcomings.
If they are about to be married, let’s hope they hold off on the kids so we can enjoy the majesty that is Biel’s body for another couple of years before it is sent spiraling straight to hell like so many others. (of course it really doesn’t seem to have hurt Christina Aguilera too much)

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/05/20/timberlakes-deathwish-jessica-biel-nearly-engaged-and-possibly-pregnant/feed/ 0 Jennifer Love Hewitt is still a fat tank http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-still-a-fat-tank/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-still-a-fat-tank/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:41:13 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-still-a-fat-tank/ jennifer-love-hewitt-still-fat.jpgThere have been increasing rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt is preggers. However, she issued a statement to People (who I won't link to as many of you know we have 'issues' with one another) saying that despite pictures that appear to show a baby belly, are not what they seem. Jennifer....it's getting sad. You are giant. Not just a little plump, you are giant. There is nothing healthy about that. Also, it's your job to be hot. No one wants to look at a fat star who has no talent. If you were smart, you'd say you were pregnant and lose a bunch of weight and claim a miscarriage occurred so you can get some sympathy points. No one feels sorry for a multimillionaire TV star who can't push the fucking pudding spoon away from her gob after 5 servings. Get it together. Seriously.]]> jennifer-love-hewitt-still-fat.jpgThere have been increasing rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt is preggers.

However, she issued a statement to People (who I won’t link to as many of you know we have ‘issues’ with one another) saying that despite pictures that appear to show a baby belly, are not what they seem.

Jennifer….it’s getting sad. You are giant. Not just a little plump, you are giant. There is nothing healthy about that.

Also, it’s your job to be hot. No one wants to look at a fat star who has no talent.

If you were smart, you’d say you were pregnant and lose a bunch of weight and claim a miscarriage occurred so you can get some sympathy points.

No one feels sorry for a multimillionaire TV star who can’t push the fucking pudding spoon away from her gob after 5 servings.

Get it together. Seriously.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-still-a-fat-tank/feed/ 0 Monday Links- Ulnar Entrapment Edition-Hooray neuropathy! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/10/monday-links-ulnar-entrapment-edition-hooray-neuropathy/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/10/monday-links-ulnar-entrapment-edition-hooray-neuropathy/#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:58:19 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/10/monday-links-ulnar-entrapment-edition-hooray-neuropathy/ E! Michelle Williams talks Matilda and dealing with life post Heath - Pop Sugar Catherine Zeta Jones is still alive; in Australia (she's promoting Death Defying Acts which was actually a great script) -TOB Paris Hilton and Benji Madden do Las Vegas for his birthday, then presumably do each other - The Insider ]]> Sorry for the 3 days links, but it turns out the carpal tunnel strain I thought I had is as luck would have it, or I should say ‘bad luck’, is actually a case of ulnar entrapment which, if it doesn’t respond to therapy, requires surgery and could possibly leave my arm crippled and useless if that doesn’t help. Hurray! All because I leaned on it too much at work. Of course the prognosis is that it will be fine given the suspected cause, but still. Kind of a pain in the ass.

Enough about me; on with the few stories that are actually worth talking about today (for now). I’ll post more at work if anything interesting comes up since I have to type there anyway.

Matt Damon is having another baby -E!

Michelle Williams talks Matilda and dealing with life post Heath – Pop Sugar

Catherine Zeta Jones is still alive; in Australia (she’s promoting Death Defying Acts which was actually a great script) -TOB

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden do Las Vegas for his birthday, then presumably do each other – The Insider

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/10/monday-links-ulnar-entrapment-edition-hooray-neuropathy/feed/ 0 lindsay lohan: fat or pregnant? You decide http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/lindsay-lohan-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/lindsay-lohan-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:36:55 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/lindsay-lohan-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/ lindsay-lohan-bump-02.jpgLindsay Lohan stepped out in LA the other day in a less than flattering dress and sporting something that looks curiously like a baby bump.

She has some definite gut action going on in these pictures. It’s not Jennifer Love Hewitt level, but it’s not the flat toned tummy we are used to seeing on Lindsay.

Of course this has begged the question of whether she is pregnant or not.

I’m going with ‘not’ right now since this gut grew in about a week and having 15 advanced degrees in biology I know that women sometimes bloat up pretty significantly during their ‘cycle’

Then again, Lindsay is the same girl who is a sex maniac and fucked no fewer than 4 different men in the course of one weekend at the Venice film festival so it’s not like she isn’t in a ‘higher risk’ category for a little baby mishap.

Check out the pix after the break and decide for yourself. If she is still looking huge in the next couple of weeks, then we’ll talk pregnancy. 

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/05/lindsay-lohan-fat-or-pregnant-you-decide/feed/ 0 jessica alba is a total fat ass! Or just really pregnant http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/26/jessica-alba-is-a-total-fat-ass-or-just-really-pregnant/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/26/jessica-alba-is-a-total-fat-ass-or-just-really-pregnant/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:41:15 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/26/jessica-alba-is-a-total-fat-ass-or-just-really-pregnant/ jessica-alba-oscars-pregnant.jpgJessica Alba is such a fat ass! Look at this pic of her at the Oscars. What's that? Pregnant...oh. OK, I knew she was pregnant, but it seems like it was a month ago that she announced she was preggers. She is pretty big right now. There have been rumors swirling that she is having twins but she has denied those as of now. I know it's totally selfish and irrelevant, but I'm just happy her face isn't getting fat. She can't act worth a shit but I sure do like looking at her. It would be a shame if that was ruined with the whole 'giving birth to a little miracle' thing. Yes, I am a pig. I admit it and will probably do nothing to fix it, but at least I admit it.]]> jessica-alba-oscars-pregnant.jpgJessica Alba is such a fat ass! Look at this pic of her at the Oscars.

What’s that? Pregnant…oh.

OK, I knew she was pregnant, but it seems like it was a month ago that she announced she was preggers. She is pretty big right now. There have been rumors swirling that she is having twins but she has denied those as of now.

I know it’s totally selfish and irrelevant, but I’m just happy her face isn’t getting fat. She can’t act worth a shit but I sure do like looking at her. It would be a shame if that was ruined with the whole ‘giving birth to a little miracle’ thing.

Yes, I am a pig. I admit it and will probably do nothing to fix it, but at least I admit it.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/26/jessica-alba-is-a-total-fat-ass-or-just-really-pregnant/feed/ 0 Quick One: Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby number 2 http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/29/quick-one-gwen-stefani-is-pregnant-with-baby-number-2/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/29/quick-one-gwen-stefani-is-pregnant-with-baby-number-2/#comments Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:19:21 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/29/quick-one-gwen-stefani-is-pregnant-with-baby-number-2/

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The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby. I'm sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.]]>

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The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby.

I’m sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/29/quick-one-gwen-stefani-is-pregnant-with-baby-number-2/feed/ 0 David Spade knocks up Jillian Grace?!?! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/16/david-spade-knockes-up-jillian-grace/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/16/david-spade-knockes-up-jillian-grace/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:09:54 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/16/david-spade-knockes-up-jillian-grace/ jillian-grace-howard-stern-show.jpgHoward Stern broke the news today that David Spade just might have knocked up ridiculously hot Playboy bunny, Jillian Grace (whom Howard Stern discovered as luck would have it) He claims that he is unsure if he is the father, though didn't discount the possibility that he was. He also says that if it is true he will do everything possible to take care of the child. Gee, I wonder why he had sex with her without a condom. I'm guessing all the blood left his head a bit too rapidly. Hope it was worth a couple of million, Spade. Photo by: Jason Kaplan / Howard Stern Show / Howardstern.com]]> jillian-grace-howard-stern-show.jpgHoward Stern broke the news today that David Spade just might have knocked up ridiculously hot Playboy bunny, Jillian Grace (whom Howard Stern discovered as luck would have it)

He claims that he is unsure if he is the father, though didn’t discount the possibility that he was. He also says that if it is true he will do everything possible to take care of the child.

Gee, I wonder why he had sex with her without a condom. I’m guessing all the blood left his head a bit too rapidly. Hope it was worth a couple of million, Spade.

Photo by: Jason Kaplan / Howard Stern Show / Howardstern.com

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/16/david-spade-knockes-up-jillian-grace/feed/ 0 jamie lynn spears’ baby has no daddy…kinda maybe http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/11/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-has-no-daddykinda-maybe/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/11/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-has-no-daddykinda-maybe/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:38:08 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/11/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-has-no-daddykinda-maybe/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThings go from bad to worse for the 16 year old mom to be, Jamie Lynn Spears. First she was saddled with a loser, Casey Aldridge, as the father of her child. However, it seems as if there are some doubts over who is actually the father. (some rumors say it's a producer) In Touch Weekly reports:
"He wants a paternity test," Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. "Casey doesn't want to be with her until he's sure that he's the father."
Only in the Spears family...and most of the South; does this shit happen. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman has so much unprotected sex with so many various partners that she is incapable of determining who the father is via simple subtraction of months pregnant from the current month. If you find yourself in that situation; rest assure that you are a MAJOR whore. Sorry. It's true. No one should be having that much unprotected sex in that short a period of time; man or woman. It's risky enough to go bagless with some one you are in a committed relationship with, it's a whole new level of stupid when you are just hitting the sheets with everyone around you free of birth control methods. So ladies, if you can't determine who the father is, and men if you have 2 babies from multiple women coming at the same time; you are a whore. A really filthy, probably degenerate, whore.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThings go from bad to worse for the 16 year old mom to be, Jamie Lynn Spears. First she was saddled with a loser, Casey Aldridge, as the father of her child. However, it seems as if there are some doubts over who is actually the father. (some rumors say it’s a producer) In Touch Weekly reports:

“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”

Only in the Spears family…and most of the South; does this shit happen. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman has so much unprotected sex with so many various partners that she is incapable of determining who the father is via simple subtraction of months pregnant from the current month.

If you find yourself in that situation; rest assure that you are a MAJOR whore. Sorry. It’s true. No one should be having that much unprotected sex in that short a period of time; man or woman. It’s risky enough to go bagless with some one you are in a committed relationship with, it’s a whole new level of stupid when you are just hitting the sheets with everyone around you free of birth control methods.

So ladies, if you can’t determine who the father is, and men if you have 2 babies from multiple women coming at the same time; you are a whore. A really filthy, probably degenerate, whore.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/11/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-has-no-daddykinda-maybe/feed/ 0 quick one: nicole kidman is pregnant http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:47:49 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/ Nicole Kidman is preggers and ‘thrilled’

That’s about as much of a shit I can give about that story.

I imagine anyone who doesn’t have to wear a bike helmet for simple bipedal movement isn’t much more interested in it than that either.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/feed/ 0 Christina Aguilera invents photographic bulimia http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/christina-aguilera-invents-photographic-bulimia/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/christina-aguilera-invents-photographic-bulimia/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:44:22 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/christina-aguilera-invents-photographic-bulimia/ christina aguilera

]]> Christina Aguilera is really testing the limits of how much a mother can get away with before everyone vomits.

I personally passed that point ages ago as I think there is nothing ‘hot’ about a pregnant woman; unless it was my kid growing in there, otherwise you are a girl with a giant gut. When is that ever hot?

That being said, Christina keeps wedging herself into these tiny assed dresses and shirts and it just looks like a fat person who refuses to accept that he is 3 sizes bigger than his clothes.

Please stop it, Christina. There are size appropriate clothing you can be wearing. As it stand now, you are causing people to vomit on site which I am pretty sure will cause a worldwide, involuntary bulimia epidemic that I’m sure no one would want to be responsible for.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/christina-aguilera-invents-photographic-bulimia/feed/ 1 Jamie Lynn Spears is now Zoey 101 -less http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/jamie-lynn-spears-is-now-zoey-101-less/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/jamie-lynn-spears-is-now-zoey-101-less/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:05:30 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/jamie-lynn-spears-is-now-zoey-101-less/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe Sun UK is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears' show Zoey 101, has been canceled by Nickelodeon. I can't imagine that it's because she got knocked up by a loser and play a young high school aged kid in the show is it? It's a pain in the ass as it is to shoot around pregnancies, it's an even bigger pain when it's a youngster whom you have to answer questions about 505 times and hour (those last 5 times are all of my questions) So...does banging a guy who you were even serious with without a condom, getting knocked up, dumped and fired seem like a good idea now, Jaym? Yeah, didn't think so. I guess given your family history it's not as surprising that you are this retarded as it might otherwise be. That kid is in for some 'fun times']]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe Sun UK is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears’ show Zoey 101, has been canceled by Nickelodeon.

I can’t imagine that it’s because she got knocked up by a loser and play a young high school aged kid in the show is it? It’s a pain in the ass as it is to shoot around pregnancies, it’s an even bigger pain when it’s a youngster whom you have to answer questions about 505 times and hour (those last 5 times are all of my questions)

So…does banging a guy who you were even serious with without a condom, getting knocked up, dumped and fired seem like a good idea now, Jaym? Yeah, didn’t think so. I guess given your family history it’s not as surprising that you are this retarded as it might otherwise be.

That kid is in for some ‘fun times’

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/jamie-lynn-spears-is-now-zoey-101-less/feed/ 0 christina aguilera going cesarean, pushing is not an option http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/20/christina-aguilera-going-cesarean-pushing-is-not-an-option/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/20/christina-aguilera-going-cesarean-pushing-is-not-an-option/#comments Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:32:19 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/20/christina-aguilera-going-cesarean-pushing-is-not-an-option/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usChristina Aguilera, in an attempt to retain the beauty of her flower, I'm speculating on that last part, has decided to forgo the process of birthin' babies the way people have for the last couple million years. The Daily Mail UK reports:
The singer - who is expecting her first child with her music executive husband Jordan Bratman - has allegedly decided to go for the operation like many celebrities before her because she is too posh to push. A source close to the star told The New York Post: "Christina has a C-section scheduled for January 10 but she might need to push the date of the delivery up."
Well, cancel the Playboy video shoot. No one is going to want to see a GIANT scar on her gut once this is over other than sick fetishists and my brother.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usChristina Aguilera, in an attempt to retain the beauty of her flower, I’m speculating on that last part, has decided to forgo the process of birthin’ babies the way people have for the last couple million years. The Daily Mail UK reports:

The singer – who is expecting her first child with her music executive husband Jordan Bratman – has allegedly decided to go for the operation like many celebrities before her because she is too posh to push.

A source close to the star told The New York Post: “Christina has a C-section scheduled for January 10 but she might need to push the date of the delivery up.”

Well, cancel the Playboy video shoot. No one is going to want to see a GIANT scar on her gut once this is over other than sick fetishists and my brother.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/20/christina-aguilera-going-cesarean-pushing-is-not-an-option/feed/ 1 Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant…I can’t make this shit up http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnanti-cant-make-this-shit-up/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnanti-cant-make-this-shit-up/#comments Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:23:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/19/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnanti-cant-make-this-shit-up/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usStar of Zoey 101 and sister of professional trainwreck, Britney Spears, is pregnant. Oh, did I mention that she's only 16? Yeah, she's only 16. The AP reports:
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
That is no shock. There is no magic that happens when you have unprotected sex or have a condom break when you aren't on the pill. Here is a quick lesson, dunce. When a wang enters your vagay and leaves some liquid behind, you get preggers. That's what those things called 'condoms' are there to prevent. Oh that and HIV. Weird, right?
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
Uhhh...time for you to keep your mouth shut on that subject, no?
Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby." She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school. But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.
Yeah she sounds really responsible. Sounds like the morons you hear on the news talking about their psycho neighbor who just hacked up 90 people 'being so normal and straight shootin', people will always shock you with their stupidity. Oh and at least you had the kid with someone you were serious with. Not someone who you occasionally fuck while 'keeping your options open' oh wait... I'm sure Grandma Spears is proud of her daughters keeping the good name of bastard children alive. I'm sure she's even happier she didn't get her daughter on the pill at the very least since she clearly had no interest in using any other contraceptives. To think, people used to think she was the 'normal' Spears girl. "The Spears Family: The Leading Supply House For Future Disaffected Youth Since 2000"]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usStar of Zoey 101 and sister of professional trainwreck, Britney Spears, is pregnant. Oh, did I mention that she’s only 16? Yeah, she’s only 16. The AP reports:

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

That is no shock. There is no magic that happens when you have unprotected sex or have a condom break when you aren’t on the pill. Here is a quick lesson, dunce. When a wang enters your vagay and leaves some liquid behind, you get preggers. That’s what those things called ‘condoms’ are there to prevent. Oh that and HIV. Weird, right?

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”

Uhhh…time for you to keep your mouth shut on that subject, no?

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney’s young sons, told the magazine: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” She declined to talk about her older sister.

Yeah she sounds really responsible. Sounds like the morons you hear on the news talking about their psycho neighbor who just hacked up 90 people ‘being so normal and straight shootin’, people will always shock you with their stupidity.

Oh and at least you had the kid with someone you were serious with. Not someone who you occasionally fuck while ‘keeping your options open’ oh wait…

I’m sure Grandma Spears is proud of her daughters keeping the good name of bastard children alive. I’m sure she’s even happier she didn’t get her daughter on the pill at the very least since she clearly had no interest in using any other contraceptives.

To think, people used to think she was the ‘normal’ Spears girl.

“The Spears Family: The Leading Supply House For Future Disaffected Youth Since 2000″

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A source close to the singer said: "Christina loved those pictures, and wants to put them up in her house so everyone can see them.

"She also wants them to be up when the baby is born so she can show him or her what their mum looked like while she was pregnant."

 

Those are some serious megalomania and boundary issues. I wonder if she'll only have ugly people there too so she can point and say 'look, I am 50 lbs overweight in these pictures and still look better than you!'

Of course that says nothing of showing your kids this shit. I can safely say that I have never, and will never, want to see my mom nude, semi-nude, in a short sleeve t-shirt you get the idea. Who on earth would think, 'ya know who'd really love to get a good look at my tits? my son. Georgie get over here, mamma wants to spread pink for you' nasty.

]]> christina aguilera pregnantChristina Aguilera was SO happy with her recent photo spread in Marie Claire doing the pre-natal porno thing, that she asked for them to be blown up. The Sun UK reports:

A source close to the singer said: “Christina loved those pictures, and wants to put them up in her house so everyone can see them.

“She also wants them to be up when the baby is born so she can show him or her what their mum looked like while she was pregnant.”

 

Those are some serious megalomania and boundary issues. I wonder if she’ll only have ugly people there too so she can point and say ‘look, I am 50 lbs overweight in these pictures and still look better than you!’

Of course that says nothing of showing your kids this shit. I can safely say that I have never, and will never, want to see my mom nude, semi-nude, in a short sleeve t-shirt you get the idea. Who on earth would think, ‘ya know who’d really love to get a good look at my tits? my son. Georgie get over here, mamma wants to spread pink for you’ nasty.

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Jessica Alba and BF Cash Warren are expecting a baby. Good thing her career is based on her acting skills, not her body. jessica alba collage
]]> What can I say, when someone is right, they are right. Read this spot on blurb from Jossip and their accompanying collage.

Jessica Alba and BF Cash Warren are expecting a baby. Good thing her career is based on her acting skills, not her body.

jessica alba collage

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"I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli. Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.
It was a hell of a run, Jessica. It will be tough not ogling you for 9 months but we'll try to survive. You should probably get to work on figuring out custody arrangements now because this unholy union you are in has to be on it's last legs at this point. Oh I'm sorry, every couple who breaks up and reconciles ends up lasting forever. (in imaginary land)]]> Jessica Alba Cash WarrenBoners everywhere have just died a little bit today. People is reporting that Jessica Alba is pregnant with the child of a man that pretty much everyone but her, well even her sometimes, thinks is a total looooser:

“I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

It was a hell of a run, Jessica. It will be tough not ogling you for 9 months but we’ll try to survive. You should probably get to work on figuring out custody arrangements now because this unholy union you are in has to be on it’s last legs at this point. Oh I’m sorry, every couple who breaks up and reconciles ends up lasting forever. (in imaginary land)

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/12/jessica-alba-is-pregnant/feed/ 0 Britney Spears Is Double Pregnant? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/02/britney-spears-is-double-pregnant/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/02/britney-spears-is-double-pregnant/#comments Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:10:13 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/02/britney-spears-is-double-pregnant/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWell, the merry go round keeps on spinning. Everyone seems to be reporting that they have a source confirming her pregger status. This time News of the World has an exclusive:
The star, 25, issued a furious denial this week following reports in the US that she was expecting after a fling with a dancer called Chuck. But today I can bring you the full lowdown — and tell you it is TRUE. A source close to the star told me: "She's very angry that it has come out like this. She's shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.
So...JR Rotem is the father according to In Touch, but so is some dancer guy named Chuck? I'd like to say it's ridiculous, but if anyone could find a way to get pregnant twice at the same it would have to be Britney. Also, how much of a whore* do you have to be to be possibly pregnant but have multiple options as to who the father is? You pretty much have to be a Britney sized ho. *any guy who is possibly the father of multiple kids is a whore as well, just so you all know it's not all that 'cool' to bang a bunch of chicks sans rubber anymore than it is for a girl to get fucked by a bunch of dudes bareback in a 1 week period of time.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWell, the merry go round keeps on spinning. Everyone seems to be reporting that they have a source confirming her pregger status. This time News of the World has an exclusive:

The star, 25, issued a furious denial this week following reports in the US that she was expecting after a fling with a dancer called Chuck.

But today I can bring you the full lowdown — and tell you it is TRUE.

A source close to the star told me: “She’s very angry that it has come out like this. She’s shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.

So…JR Rotem is the father according to In Touch, but so is some dancer guy named Chuck? I’d like to say it’s ridiculous, but if anyone could find a way to get pregnant twice at the same it would have to be Britney.

Also, how much of a whore* do you have to be to be possibly pregnant but have multiple options as to who the father is? You pretty much have to be a Britney sized ho.

*any guy who is possibly the father of multiple kids is a whore as well, just so you all know it’s not all that ‘cool’ to bang a bunch of chicks sans rubber anymore than it is for a girl to get fucked by a bunch of dudes bareback in a 1 week period of time.

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]]> I think I’m gonna be a little ill….but here is a video compilation of the hottest ‘baby bumps’ according to the perverts who vote on Maximonline.com. Seriously, guys…seriously.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/30/maxim-rates-the-hottest-milfs/feed/ 0 The World May Have To Stop Spinning Again… http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/30/the-world-may-have-to-stop-spinning-again/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/30/the-world-may-have-to-stop-spinning-again/#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:51:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/30/the-world-may-have-to-stop-spinning-again/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWell, as I reported yesterday, the Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are untrue according to the alleged father JR Rotem. However, In Touch Magazine has revealed the text message from JR Rotem where he, in fact, says it's true. God save us if it's true...well, God save the poor baby who has to be raised by Britney...the same Britney who is going to be found to be a lesser human in comparison to K-Fed. Ouch. That kinda hurts to read that last part in stark relief doesn't it? (one more pic after the break--read more about this story in In Touch on newsstands this week)Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWell, as I reported yesterday, the Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are untrue according to the alleged father JR Rotem.

However, In Touch Magazine has revealed the text message from JR Rotem where he, in fact, says it’s true.

God save us if it’s true…well, God save the poor baby who has to be raised by Britney…the same Britney who is going to be found to be a lesser human in comparison to K-Fed.

Ouch. That kinda hurts to read that last part in stark relief doesn’t it? (one more pic after the break–read more about this story in In Touch on newsstands this week)Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

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"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!" Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"
It was nice of that swarthy husband of your to keep his dong out of you long enough to not knock you up for the 90th time. Congratulations. Next up, despite rumors to the contrary, hell has not frozen over completely; Britney Spears is not preggers either. People, once again reports the alleged father had this to say:
Music producer J.R. Rotem denied a rumor that Britney Spears is having his child. He tells PEOPLE: "There is absolutely no truth to this."
Funny how much difference a few years makes. 5 years ago, people would be tripping over themselves until they were made stupid to admit that they had porked Britney Spears. Now, they will run for the hills and not even admit to having gone on a date with the girl. Getting older rules, huh, B?]]> devil babyI am doing the ever exotic combination post because I only give half a shit at best about both of these things.

First up, Kelly Ripa is not preggers despite Regis’ musings to the contrary. People reports:

“I’ve got my own theories, and let me tell you: She’s pregnant again!” Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, “I’ve been through it twice now!”

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. “No, no,” she said. “That would be nice, though. Wouldn’t that be nice?”

It was nice of that swarthy husband of your to keep his dong out of you long enough to not knock you up for the 90th time. Congratulations.

Next up, despite rumors to the contrary, hell has not frozen over completely; Britney Spears is not preggers either. People, once again reports the alleged father had this to say:

Music producer J.R. Rotem denied a rumor that Britney Spears is having his child.

He tells PEOPLE: “There is absolutely no truth to this.”

Funny how much difference a few years makes. 5 years ago, people would be tripping over themselves until they were made stupid to admit that they had porked Britney Spears. Now, they will run for the hills and not even admit to having gone on a date with the girl.

Getting older rules, huh, B?

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