The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby.
I’m sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.
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Howard Stern broke the news today that David Spade just might have knocked up ridiculously hot Playboy bunny, Jillian Grace (whom Howard Stern discovered as luck would have it)
He claims that he is unsure if he is the father, though didn’t discount the possibility that he was. He also says that if it is true he will do everything possible to take care of the child.
Gee, I wonder why he had sex with her without a condom. I’m guessing all the blood left his head a bit too rapidly. Hope it was worth a couple of million, Spade. Continue reading ‘David Spade knocks up Jillian Grace?!?!’
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Things go from bad to worse for the 16 year old mom to be, Jamie Lynn Spears. First she was saddled with a loser, Casey Aldridge, as the father of her child. However, it seems as if there are some doubts over who is actually the father. (some rumors say it’s a producer) In Touch Weekly reports:
“He wants a paternity test,” Britney told the Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. “Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father.”
Only in the Spears family…and most of the South; does this shit happen. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman has so much unprotected sex with so many various partners that she is incapable of determining who the father is via simple subtraction of months pregnant from the current month.
If you find yourself in that situation; rest assure that you are a MAJOR whore. Sorry. It’s true. No one should be having that much unprotected sex in that short a period of time; man or woman. It’s risky enough to go bagless with some one you are in a committed relationship with, it’s a whole new level of stupid when you are just hitting the sheets with everyone around you free of birth control methods.
So ladies, if you can’t determine who the father is, and men if you have 2 babies from multiple women coming at the same time; you are a whore. A really filthy, probably degenerate, whore.
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Nicole Kidman is preggers and ‘thrilled’
That’s about as much of a shit I can give about that story.
I imagine anyone who doesn’t have to wear a bike helmet for simple bipedal movement isn’t much more interested in it than that either.
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Christina Aguilera is really testing the limits of how much a mother can get away with before everyone vomits.
I personally passed that point ages ago as I think there is nothing ‘hot’ about a pregnant woman; unless it was my kid growing in there, otherwise you are a girl with a giant gut. When is that ever hot?
That being said, Christina keeps wedging herself into these tiny assed dresses and shirts and it just looks like a fat person who refuses to accept that he is 3 sizes bigger than his clothes.
Please stop it, Christina. There are size appropriate clothing you can be wearing. As it stand now, you are causing people to vomit on site which I am pretty sure will cause a worldwide, involuntary bulimia epidemic that I’m sure no one would want to be responsible for.
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The Sun UK is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears’ show Zoey 101, has been canceled by Nickelodeon.
I can’t imagine that it’s because she got knocked up by a loser and play a young high school aged kid in the show is it? It’s a pain in the ass as it is to shoot around pregnancies, it’s an even bigger pain when it’s a youngster whom you have to answer questions about 505 times and hour (those last 5 times are all of my questions)
So…does banging a guy who you were even serious with without a condom, getting knocked up, dumped and fired seem like a good idea now, Jaym? Yeah, didn’t think so. I guess given your family history it’s not as surprising that you are this retarded as it might otherwise be.
That kid is in for some ‘fun times’
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Christina Aguilera, in an attempt to retain the beauty of her flower, I’m speculating on that last part, has decided to forgo the process of birthin’ babies the way people have for the last couple million years. The Daily Mail UK reports:
The singer – who is expecting her first child with her music executive husband Jordan Bratman – has allegedly decided to go for the operation like many celebrities before her because she is too posh to push.
A source close to the star told The New York Post: “Christina has a C-section scheduled for January 10 but she might need to push the date of the delivery up.”
Well, cancel the Playboy video shoot. No one is going to want to see a GIANT scar on her gut once this is over other than sick fetishists and my brother.
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Star of Zoey 101 and sister of professional trainwreck, Britney Spears, is pregnant. Oh, did I mention that she’s only 16? Yeah, she’s only 16. The AP reports:
“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”
That is no shock. There is no magic that happens when you have unprotected sex or have a condom break when you aren’t on the pill. Here is a quick lesson, dunce. When a wang enters your vagay and leaves some liquid behind, you get preggers. That’s what those things called ‘condoms’ are there to prevent. Oh that and HIV. Weird, right?
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”
Uhhh…time for you to keep your mouth shut on that subject, no?
Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney’s young sons, told the magazine: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”
She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.
But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” She declined to talk about her older sister.
Yeah she sounds really responsible. Sounds like the morons you hear on the news talking about their psycho neighbor who just hacked up 90 people ‘being so normal and straight shootin’, people will always shock you with their stupidity.
Oh and at least you had the kid with someone you were serious with. Not someone who you occasionally fuck while ‘keeping your options open’ oh wait…
I’m sure Grandma Spears is proud of her daughters keeping the good name of bastard children alive. I’m sure she’s even happier she didn’t get her daughter on the pill at the very least since she clearly had no interest in using any other contraceptives.
To think, people used to think she was the ‘normal’ Spears girl.
“The Spears Family: The Leading Supply House For Future Disaffected Youth Since 2000″
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Christina Aguilera was SO happy with her recent photo spread in Marie Claire doing the pre-natal porno thing, that she asked for them to be blown up. The Sun UK reports:
A source close to the singer said: “Christina loved those pictures, and wants to put them up in her house so everyone can see them.
“She also wants them to be up when the baby is born so she can show him or her what their mum looked like while she was pregnant.”
Those are some serious megalomania and boundary issues. I wonder if she’ll only have ugly people there too so she can point and say ‘look, I am 50 lbs overweight in these pictures and still look better than you!’
Of course that says nothing of showing your kids this shit. I can safely say that I have never, and will never, want to see my mom nude, semi-nude, in a short sleeve t-shirt you get the idea. Who on earth would think, ‘ya know who’d really love to get a good look at my tits? my son. Georgie get over here, mamma wants to spread pink for you’ nasty.
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What can I say, when someone is right, they are right. Read this spot on blurb from Jossip and their accompanying collage.
Jessica Alba and BF Cash Warren are expecting a baby. Good thing her career is based on her acting skills, not her body.
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