Kate Beckinsale is hot. No doubt.
For some reason she just never moves the needle for me all that much. Maybe it’s the whole ‘reserved English lady’ thing she kinda cultivates. (plus I have a friend who works for someone who knows her well and heard some things that just make her sound too ‘normal’ to me)
In any event, every now and then it’s nice to take a peek at her hotness and when she is in a bikini it’s high time to drop in.
The crazy thing is she has a kid (2 if memory serves) and one of them isn’t all that old. Her body still looks better than most 19 year olds. (except for the terrible breast implants but as long as you don’t see them flying free you’re OK)
More pix that will make most women who’ve been wrecked after child birth throw a fit after the break. Continue reading ‘kate beckinsale in a bikini…wait, she had a kid right?!?!’
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Audrina Patridge was at yet another rooftop pool in downtown LA that are all the rage now that they decided to de-shit that area.
I don’t know what to say that I haven’t said about her already.
She looks beyond hot in a bikini and knows that is the key to people continuing to give a shit about her.
It’s working, ‘Drina. Keep rocking the bikinis all year. In fact you should wear nothing but bikinis on The Hills.
Of course if you decided to switch it up with some flat out nudity and sexy lingerie those are both acceptable substitutes.
Basically I’m saying I would like to WRECK Audrina Patridge.
MANY more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge still loving downtown LA rooftop pools’
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What in the hell is Audrina Patridge doing greasing down this midget man?
Why wasn’t I born a tiny Hispanic man with poor taste in swimwear and obvious lack of discipline to push myself away from the dinner table before it was time for 4ths?
Surely there must be an explanation for what is going on there.
Click after the break to see more pix and possibly solve this daunting riddle. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge greases down a midget?!?!’
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So I did debate this putting this in the dirty bird page. (mostly since it’s been a bit since I’ve added anything there) However, it is tame enough.
Lindsay Lohan went out on the town rocking a wife beater…a very thinly materialed wife beater and…well that was about it.
Unfortunately, it is black so it basically obscures everything enough.
Then again, I’ve posted full on nudes of her here before so I guess you could just search for those as well.
Lindsay’s tits have pretty much popped up a ton of times is what I’m basically driving at here.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Lindsay Lohan eschews wearing a bra. Thank you, Lindsay…get nude again please.’
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Audrina Patridge is a smart smart girl.
She obviously wants to keep the heat she’s been building up to be the ‘top girl’ on The Hills that she has been basically photographed in her clothes maybe twice all summer.
When she is clothed, it’s usually ridiculously sexy dresses.
However, on this day she decided to stick with the money maker: bikini shots.
She is definitely on one of the now ubiquitous rooftop pools in a revitalized downtown LA. (I am actually jealous as I have been trying to find a good building down there with a party deck that doesn’t suck–I’m sure it’ll happen soon. You will all be invited.*)
I need say nothing else but ‘wow’ once again. She is just retarded hot as usual and should never wear anything but a bikini ever again.
Try to ignore her fat ass friend and the douchebag she is constantly draped all over as they both kinda ruin a few shots.
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Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at the DKNY House.
Do I need to say anything else? She looks spectacular as usual.
I would, however, like to address the growing trend of companies buying/renting houses to have as celebrity hangouts. (the Poloaroid beachhouse being another nororious example)
I am sick and fucking tired of them. Maybe it’s the fact that I work in an area of town that see’s a glut of these kind of places but all they do is up the douchebag tourist traffic and the even douchier paparazzi traffic to the area (not all the paparazzi just the fucking idiots who blow through red lights almost killing people).
Also, as much as I like to see Audrina’s magnificent body in a bikini, these are the antithesis of candid shots. They aren’t quite Heidi “photoshoot automatica” Montag, but everyone at this place knows they are being photographed and they all come looking to make the scene. It’s just not quite as fun.
That said, enjoy the pix after the break and lament the fact that you aren’t famous enough to get into the DKNY house. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge in a pink bikini’
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MIley Cyrus is pretty much hell bent on being Hollywood’s biggest hobag before the age of 21 even if it kills her.
The mysterious Trainreq has released more photos that he claims he hacked/found/etc from his hard drives. (search for other posts on Miley Cyrus to find the forum he posts them on. I am 90% sure it’s digitalgansters.com but I’m too lazy to double check. Fuck you I don’t get paid for this. I’m sure It’ll be one of the related posts below.)
I mean, she HAS to know that when you take pix like this, and you are famous, someone, ANYONE will find them and post them on the internet these days.
For now you can enjoy the rapidly careening train wreck that is Miley Cyrus’ career. More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Miley Cyrus still hate controversy. New leaked photos’
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Kate Beckinsale is hot. No doubt.
