Well it was pretty obvious that any return to posting would involve Audrina Patridge in a bikini.
This set of pictures also fully illustrates a few of the finer points about LA:
1) there are entire stores dedicated to bikinis all over the place.
2) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not.
3) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not who CAN wear them because the weather is often nice enough to be lounging around half nude in bikinis all year round.
4) Audrina Patridge. That’s all.
More pix after the break.
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Oh well what do you know? Message received, Audrina. I take this as a legally binding contract and promise to god that I didn’t see the pictures and then post the message about you wanting to have sex with me if you wore wildlife themed stockings to an event.
Who am I kidding? I’d last about 2 seconds with her in bed and spend 45 minutes crying about how sorry I was. It’s probably for the best that I’d never have half a shot at a broad as hot as Audrina Patridge.
More of Audrina’s Mutual of Omaha themed outfit after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge; if you’d like to have sex with me, wear leopard stockings to an event’
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Megan Fox is fucking amazing. Like truly outrageous G.E.M. style body.
However, like many of her famous bretheren, she has a penchant for wearing ‘questionable’ couture to say the least.
Now I think we can all get down with the ultra tight, check that, ultra ultra tight black dress that is a whisper away from showing a little verticle smile action it’s so short.
However, the rat fur or laundry dryer lint; it’s hard to tell, boots just eat balls and almost distract from the hotness that is Megan Fox. However, thankfully I let my penis do the thinking for me and it has no interest in boots; especially shitty ones like these, and focuses on Megan’s other parts.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Megan Fox in a TIGHT black dress; yeah! and shitty vermin fur boots…naaaay’
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Ohhhhhh boy!
So I’ve still be bombarded with shit at school and work and was very pleased to come back to my little slice of heaven known as this blog and have a pic of Jessica Biel in SEXY lingerie from her upcoming film Powder Blue. (who’s script originally called for her character to be nude, but no word yet on if she followed through and will be causing my penis to be chafed for the next century after I furiously masturbate to her nude visage until I pass out and die from exhaustion, resurrect myself and beat off to her again. Or something classy like that.
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So I debated posting this in the red light district part of the site but there is such painfully little to be seen here that it seemed an undue hassle.
So without futher ado here is the Katy Perry nip slip from earlier in the week that I was too busy to post. Yipeee! 2 more months of fame for Katy Perry!
Seriously, she’s fucked unless she poses for Playboy or has a fuck tape come out. She is cute and all but goddamn her music sucks and she bores the fuck outta me.
Katy, it’s fuck tape time, sweetie. Find someone to humiliate you on tape and have it ‘leaked’ and you will be welcome back with open arms.
Until then I have to imagine this will be the last Katy Perry post here until you are found dead from choking on your own vomit 5 years after you’ve spent the last of your earnings and are a nobody noone can even remember.
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Scarlett Johannson is playing Silken Floss in the upcoming film, The Spirit.
Basically the movie looks ridiculously bad ass. (search the archives to see the trailer) It’s directed by Zach Snyder who kicked the shit out of 300.
Now Scarlett Johansson is doing promo work on the cover of Wizard magazine. (it’s a guide on collectible prices for comic books and the like for those who are unaware of what the fuck Wizard magazine is)
Basically seeing the cleave on display makes me want to brutally molest myself for 12 or so hours. Scarlett Johansson is basically the hottest chick on earth and shit like this just goes further towards confirming that undeniable fact.
One more pic after the break. Pic up the magazine on news stands now! Continue reading ‘Scarlett Johansson is Silken Floss on Wizard Magazine’
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Jessica Biel; how I love thee. I have no other words for this poem because my right hand is shaking and keeps reaching for the Jergens and tissues so sorry about that. I would like it if I had something better too but…yeah…uh… I’ll be back in 10 minutes, Jess. 30 seconds for the act, 9.5 minutes for crying afterwards.
For the rest of you, there are more pix of Jessica after the break.
Well it’s crying time! Continue reading ‘Jessica Biel Sexy check : yep still sexy’
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Sorry. I know I post a billion pictures of Audrina Patridge but it’s because she is so goddamn FINE!
I hear all the ‘chipmunk cheek’ comments and they are largely from gay men or men who are gay but haven’t figured out that they are gay yet, but that is secondary to what is without a doubt one of the top 3 bodies in Hollywood chickdom.
Name me 5 other chicks with hotter bodies than Audrina who are famous Hollywood tail? Megan Fox, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel? Maybe Angelina Jolie but she’s old which is the same thing holding Halle Berry back. Even with those names, most are only equal to and not greater than. (OK, maybe Scarlett. She is a goddess)
Face it folks, there aren’t many better Hollywood hot bodies out there than Audrina Patridge and I for one will enjoy every minute she gives us wearing tighter than tight tops with her mammoth mammaries.
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Uh oh! Phase 1 is complete. Phase 2 must not be too far behind!
Amanda Bynes had her first (to my knowledge) upskirt moment and it wasn’t too bad.
Granted, she has panties on (thus phase 1) but it’s still pretty hot.
Now if things go on the Britney plan, she’ll enter phase 2 anytime now and start going out sans panties and we’ll be getting a shot of her snizz anytime now.
If she goes the Audrina Patridge route, she’ll be in bikinis all the time and get a NICE boob job and be sure to have someone taking pictures of her every time she is out. Which is also good.
Either way we win!
More of Amanda Bynes flashing us all and acting like an apparent drunken louse after the break. Continue reading ‘Amanda Bynes upskirt’
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Hayden Panettiere is cute as a button.
OK more than cute, she’s pretty hot and pretty sexy. I would basically cry before, during and after sex with her because mere words wouldn’t be enough to thank the lord for that bounty.
However, let’s face facts….she has no tits.
Now, I’m not a boob man. I can still find chicks with A cups hot and sexy. (like Hayden) However, you have to work with what you’ve got, Hayden. You have small boobs. That’s fine. You’d probably look ridiculous with a boob job; BUT you shouldn’t be wearing tops that are supposed to highlight cleavage when you have about as much boobage as the average man.
That said, check out more of Hayden after the break because she is wearing super tight black pants that make her look AMAZING from the waist down! Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere shows off her non-cleavage’
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Well it was pretty obvious that any return to posting would involve Audrina Patridge in a bikini.
