must see sex tape: Verne “mini me” troyer in sex tape romp

Manny — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:40:01 +0000

This is basically going to be the greatest sex tape in the history of sex tapes.

TMZ is reporting (and providing video teaser HERE ) that Verne ‘Mini Me’ Troyer and his former live in girlfriend made a fuck tape and it is now being shopped for $100K.

That is such bullshit. This thing is worth at least 400 times that amount. (no, I’m not going to make the same lame numerical reference that ‘some people’ have made)

Now this tape won’t be great for the eroticism. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be fighting the vomit hammer and tongs.

It will be great because it’s Verne fucking Troyer banging a full sized chick. I’m sorry people, midget porn is hilarious. Yes, they can bang all the normal sized chicks they want, more power to them; it doesn’t make it any less hilarious though.

Bring on the DVD! I’m first in line.

Do you think he creampies her in the video? Ohhhh now I’ve gone too far…

this is fucking that?!?!?: David Cross edition

Manny — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:13:03 +0000

THIS: (David Cross)

Is fucking….

THAT! (24 year old Amber Tamblyn)

From the NY POST:

“Arrested Development” star David Cross arrived at the after-party for Morgan Spurlock’s new documentary, “Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?,” at Pink Elephant Tuesday night with “Joan of Arcadia” star Amber Tamblyn. The two “were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night,” our spy said.

Oh yeah, and he is 20 years older than her. Fuck I need a million dollars…

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must see sex tape: Verne “mini me” troyer in sex tape romp

this is fucking that?!?!?: David Cross edition