Archive for the 'Celebrity Nudes' Category

14
Feb

Alex Morgan In Body Paint half naked? YES!

By Manny 1 Comment
Categories: Boneration, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Football (Soccer), Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Nip Slip, Sex, Sports and Video

If you don’t know who Alex Morgan is, I pity you. She is one of the stars of the US Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT for short)
Ms. Morgan is in Sports Illustrated’s body painting issue or some shit who cares, she is half naked covered in body paint. That is really what matters here. Now for more of what matters, check out the behind the scenes video of Alex stripped down half naked, getting painted and taking some of the sexiest shots I’ve seen in my life.

Playboy, please call her for a photoshoot ASAP. Do it. PLEASE.

Video after the break. Continue reading ‘Alex Morgan In Body Paint half naked? YES!’

Popularity: 63% [?]

20
Dec

I wanna take Santa to the bone zone: Audrina Patridge Dressed As SEXY Santa Edition

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks and Sex

Audrina Patridge is a Sexy Santa

My god….the all-things-Audrina policy rolls on into it’s 900 year. She is just hot as hell and again I ask why the continued lack of cameos on TV and film?

Sure she acts about as well as a Ziplock full of mud and thistles but she’s hot and that’s all I demand of my TV/Film hotties.

The only bad part about Audrina Patridge dressed as a sexy Santa is that for the first time ever I find myself thinking; “man, I’d love to fuck the shit out of Santa!”

I need to call my therapist and work out that problem. In the meantime, those who aren’t similarly afflicted can enjoy the rest of the shots after the break. Continue reading ‘I wanna take Santa to the bone zone: Audrina Patridge Dressed As SEXY Santa Edition’

Popularity: 16% [?]

19
Dec

Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead. Repeat: NOT DEAD

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Deathwatch and Hollywood

There was  a false Tweet earlier today that went out with a link to a bullshit press report saying the Jove died of a heart attack and was in a coma but not in a coma but dead of a sliver…basically a confusing ball of bullshit that anyone who is not retarded would know is bullshit.

However, seeing as 80% of the human population is retarded, it was retweeted to death and multiple sources picked up on it.

So to repeat once more ladies, and men who like men in the way straight ladies do, Bon Jovi is still available for your masturbatory fantasies.

See a video after the break. Continue reading ‘Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead. Repeat: NOT DEAD’

Popularity: 12% [?]

06
Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame?

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Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks and NSFW

vanessa_hudgens_3So Vanessa Hudgens might be retarded.

About a year ago photos of her that she took to entice her boyfriend, Zac Efron, were leaked and she was allegedly embarrassed by the event.

Well, here we are today and she is nude again sending pix to her boyfriend Zac Efron.

Uhhh so is she retarded or is there something else to blame?

There have been reports of Efron romancing Megan Fox and Vanessa being angry about it. Of course she denies it but what better way to get the attention back on you then leaking nude photos once again?

It might work, Nessa. However, Megan Fox fully clothed is still about a billion times hotter than you. You could put a parka on Megan Fox and you could be nude holding a case of beer and most dudes are gonna go with Megan.

NSFW pix after the break. UPDATE: Removed. It turns out she only re-leaked older photos of herself from when she was almost 18 but not quite. (I’m sure her having a movie come out this week was no motivation either) LAME. Continue reading ‘Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame?’

Popularity: unranked [?]

19
Sep

mischa barton nip slip information

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Nip Slip and NSFW

I noticed that a ton of people are looking for the latest Mischa Barton nip slips. One of them is posted on the sister blog to this site where I keep anything nudity related. Click the link above to the that says NSFW Zone or just click HERE to go to the ‘yes I am 18 and can watch nude chicks and people having sex’ agreement.

There is another nip slip of her’s that JUST came over the wires. I’m doubting I’ll bother with that though as you don’t get a good shot of it. We’ll see…

Popularity: unranked [?]

16
Jul

megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this!

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Film, Hollywood and Hot Chicks

Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:

”‘I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.”

“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”

1930′s, 1970′s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.

Dear Hollywood moguls,

Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.

Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.

If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.

In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:

INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT

MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.

She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.

A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.

MEGAN FOX

I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.

She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.

I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.

Repeat for 90 minutes.

See? Easy right? Get it DONE.

More pix of Megan Fox after the break. Continue reading ‘megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this!’

Popularity: unranked [?]

26
Jun

must see sex tape: Verne “mini me” troyer in sex tape romp

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Sex, sex tape, this is fucking that? and Video

This is basically going to be the greatest sex tape in the history of sex tapes.

TMZ is reporting (and providing video teaser HERE ) that Verne ‘Mini Me’ Troyer and his former live in girlfriend made a fuck tape and it is now being shopped for $100K.

That is such bullshit. This thing is worth at least 400 times that amount. (no, I’m not going to make the same lame numerical reference that ‘some people’ have made)

Now this tape won’t be great for the eroticism. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be fighting the vomit hammer and tongs.

It will be great because it’s Verne fucking Troyer banging a full sized chick. I’m sorry people, midget porn is hilarious. Yes, they can bang all the normal sized chicks they want, more power to them; it doesn’t make it any less hilarious though.

Bring on the DVD! I’m first in line.

Do you think he creampies her in the video? Ohhhh now I’ve gone too far…

Popularity: unranked [?]

10
Jun

denise richards…nude…getting a spray tan

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Television and Video

So Denise Richards has a reality show that I coulnd’t possibly give less of a shit about, but this clip has been circulating the internet and I had to post it.

Why would I post it? Multiple choice

a) She is a bit crazy.

b) She sounds like the kind of girl who could lose a debate to a pet rock.

c) She still has killer jugs and a nice body.

Guess which is the reason I’m posting this and the reason I will continue to lose the contents of my coin purse to her visage? Continue reading ‘denise richards…nude…getting a spray tan’

Popularity: unranked [?]

05
Jun

adnan ghalib risking death over Britney Spears sex tape

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Music, Sex and sex tape

I can think of some better things to lose my life over, but Adnan Ghalib is apparently risking life and limb by allegedly holding onto a sex tape of him and Britney Spears which he is in the process of trying to release. The SUN UK reports:

“Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

You think you got stabbed over a sex tape with Britney Spears that was made in the last 2 years and you continue to explore releasing it? C’mon, dude!

If this was Britney when she was 18-21 then yeah, I’d pretty much take bullets for that since you’ll be a billionaire and could probably have someone make you a bionic body with a crushing vice like grip that could destroy worlds.

For a tape made after she spit out a couple kids, went nuts and got fat as a whale…uhhh…you could probably get a Big Gulp and a day old hot dog from 7-11 at best.

Time to take stock of your life, chief.

Oh and what fucking industry are you taking a break from? You former ‘industry’ of stalking celebrities, getting in their good graces and fucking them? Or the industry of making sex tapes with girlfriends and publicly advertising that you will sell them to the highest bidder thereby ruining the business of taping yourself with your girlfriend’s for every other guy on earth, dick lick? I’m curious. Please explain in a 30 minute tell all on the Insider that I can summarize in 3 sentences later.

Thank you.

Popularity: unranked [?]

02
Jun

audrina patridge still has no crotch awareness pt 3 or is it 4?

By Manny 0 Comments
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks and Upskirt

Audrina Patridge has a good solid history of poor crotch awareness going on.

She’s had at least 2 upskirts that I can think of and I’m sure the related links below this post will prove to me that I have posted even more.

In keeping with my all things Audrina policy, I am obliged to bring these to you.

I am keeping them on this page for now since she is still wearing panties (which is sadly the case with all of her upskirts…someday, Audie, someday..)

However, I probably wouldn’t open them up at work. Of course, I probably wouldn’t open up a site that has posts about crotch awareness and girls being ruined by douchebag pop singers at work either if I valued my job, but hey, just so ya know.

More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge still has no crotch awareness pt 3 or is it 4?’

Popularity: unranked [?]

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