Archive for the 'Celebrity Nudes' Category

16
Jul

megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this!

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Film, Hollywood and Hot Chicks

Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:

”‘I would love to do a movie naked - it would be beautiful.”

“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”

1930’s, 1970’s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.

Dear Hollywood moguls,

Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.

Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.

If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.

In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:

INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT

MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.

She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.

A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.

MEGAN FOX

I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.

She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.

I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.

Repeat for 90 minutes.

See? Easy right? Get it DONE.

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26
Jun

must see sex tape: Verne “mini me” troyer in sex tape romp

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Sex, Video, sex tape and this is fucking that?

This is basically going to be the greatest sex tape in the history of sex tapes.

TMZ is reporting (and providing video teaser HERE ) that Verne ‘Mini Me’ Troyer and his former live in girlfriend made a fuck tape and it is now being shopped for $100K.

That is such bullshit. This thing is worth at least 400 times that amount. (no, I’m not going to make the same lame numerical reference that ’some people’ have made)

Now this tape won’t be great for the eroticism. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be fighting the vomit hammer and tongs.

It will be great because it’s Verne fucking Troyer banging a full sized chick. I’m sorry people, midget porn is hilarious. Yes, they can bang all the normal sized chicks they want, more power to them; it doesn’t make it any less hilarious though.

Bring on the DVD! I’m first in line.

Do you think he creampies her in the video? Ohhhh now I’ve gone too far…

10
Jun

denise richards…nude…getting a spray tan

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Television and Video

So Denise Richards has a reality show that I coulnd’t possibly give less of a shit about, but this clip has been circulating the internet and I had to post it.

Why would I post it? Multiple choice

a) She is a bit crazy.

b) She sounds like the kind of girl who could lose a debate to a pet rock.

c) She still has killer jugs and a nice body.

Guess which is the reason I’m posting this and the reason I will continue to lose the contents of my coin purse to her visage? Continue reading ‘denise richards…nude…getting a spray tan’

05
Jun

adnan ghalib risking death over Britney Spears sex tape

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood, Hot Chicks, Music, Sex and sex tape

I can think of some better things to lose my life over, but Adnan Ghalib is apparently risking life and limb by allegedly holding onto a sex tape of him and Britney Spears which he is in the process of trying to release. The SUN UK reports:

“Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

You think you got stabbed over a sex tape with Britney Spears that was made in the last 2 years and you continue to explore releasing it? C’mon, dude!

If this was Britney when she was 18-21 then yeah, I’d pretty much take bullets for that since you’ll be a billionaire and could probably have someone make you a bionic body with a crushing vice like grip that could destroy worlds.

For a tape made after she spit out a couple kids, went nuts and got fat as a whale…uhhh…you could probably get a Big Gulp and a day old hot dog from 7-11 at best.

Time to take stock of your life, chief.

Oh and what fucking industry are you taking a break from? You former ‘industry’ of stalking celebrities, getting in their good graces and fucking them? Or the industry of making sex tapes with girlfriends and publicly advertising that you will sell them to the highest bidder thereby ruining the business of taping yourself with your girlfriend’s for every other guy on earth, dick lick? I’m curious. Please explain in a 30 minute tell all on the Insider that I can summarize in 3 sentences later.

Thank you.

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02
Jun

audrina patridge still has no crotch awareness pt 3 or is it 4?

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood, Hot Chicks and Upskirt

Audrina Patridge has a good solid history of poor crotch awareness going on.

She’s had at least 2 upskirts that I can think of and I’m sure the related links below this post will prove to me that I have posted even more.

In keeping with my all things Audrina policy, I am obliged to bring these to you.

I am keeping them on this page for now since she is still wearing panties (which is sadly the case with all of her upskirts…someday, Audie, someday..)

However, I probably wouldn’t open them up at work. Of course, I probably wouldn’t open up a site that has posts about crotch awareness and girls being ruined by douchebag pop singers at work either if I valued my job, but hey, just so ya know.

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22
May

joe francis tries to get Audrina Patridge to go wild

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Hollywood and Hot Chicks

Girls Gone Wild creator/god Joe Francis was at a party at Dolce in LA and saw Audrina Patridge there and had the genius to get her on film, nude, going wild. E! reports:

Even though her modeling past includes racy nudie pics, it appears even a big-money offer from Girls Gone Wild svengali Joe Francis to do something similar for his T&A company isn’t enough to entice the Hills star.

Francis reportedly tried to talk business with Patridge at last night’s five-year anniversary party for Dolce restaurant in Los Angeles, but he didn’t get very far.

“Tell her I’m legit,” Francis was heard repeating to mutual friends.

Joe, you son of a bitch. Make this happen. She isn’t an actress. She is eye candy. She will eventually break if you work it right. Hell, she already did nudie shots once before in her career.

Look who I’m talking to. You have talked more than a few women into getting nude on film. This would be the supreme-o catch of a lifetime. Please make this happen.

Maybe cross promote it with her upcoming website: www.audrinaxo.com (still unconstruction) to add a little spice to the deal.

I will pay $100 for this DVD. Am I over-selling the hotness of Audrina? No. She is the only good thing about The Hills and is ridiculously hot. Many girls constantly talk about how ’so-so looking’ she is. It’s because they are jealous or retarded. Which is it ladies?

Make it happen.

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