Girls Gone Wild creator/god Joe Francis was at a party at Dolce in LA and saw Audrina Patridge there and had the genius to get her on film, nude, going wild. E! reports:
Even though her modeling past includes racy nudie pics, it appears even a big-money offer from Girls Gone Wild svengali Joe Francis to do something similar for his T&A company isn’t enough to entice the Hills star.
Francis reportedly tried to talk business with Patridge at last night’s five-year anniversary party for Dolce restaurant in Los Angeles, but he didn’t get very far.
“Tell her I’m legit,” Francis was heard repeating to mutual friends.
Joe, you son of a bitch. Make this happen. She isn’t an actress. She is eye candy. She will eventually break if you work it right. Hell, she already did nudie shots once before in her career.
Look who I’m talking to. You have talked more than a few women into getting nude on film. This would be the supreme-o catch of a lifetime. Please make this happen.
Maybe cross promote it with her upcoming website: www.audrinaxo.com (still unconstruction) to add a little spice to the deal.
I will pay $100 for this DVD. Am I over-selling the hotness of Audrina? No. She is the only good thing about The Hills and is ridiculously hot. Many girls constantly talk about how ‘so-so looking’ she is. It’s because they are jealous or retarded. Which is it ladies?
Make it happen.
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Oh boy, this was bound to happen.
If you click around the related posts (the search function is fucked up on the site at the moment, if you need to, go to google and type in the topic you wish to search and put: sithomeandrot.com in the search and it will look for me) you will see that Miley Cyrus is no stranger to controversy.
However, her recent photoshoot for Vanity Fair is just the tip of the latest iceberg. Miley Claims that she is embarrassed about posing nude for the magazine. However, she may be making these claims in retrospect. E! reports:
In its own statement, Vanity Fair defends the shoot.
“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley,” the magazine says.
“In fact, when Bruce Handy interviewed Miley, he asked her about the photo and she was very cheerful about it and thought it was perfectly fine.”
But a source close to the Cyrus clan tells E! News that her parents were indeed on set for most of the shoot, but actually left before the photograph in question was taken and never reviewed the image.
Sounds like just the latest clusterfuck, if not for the seemingly very real photo of her that JUST came out of her topless. As in full on bare chest topless. Continue reading ‘miley cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and topless as in nude in her private photos’
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Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame was literally at her 18th birthday party when she decided to let her kitty out for some air.
As I posted in the links section yesterday or the day before ( I don’t remember nor do I have the energy to look it up) I don’t totally see the attraction of this girl. She is ‘OK’ but not hot.
However, if she is going to show some upskirt action, I’m kinda obligated to post it. Legally.
Oh and no shave. That was surprising and refreshing. Nice to see a woman taking a different take on pubic hygiene and not going for the ‘bare beav’ look.
Am I the only one who thinks she may have been a little ‘aware’ that she was giving us a show to get her name out for the ‘grown up’ roles? I mean, she is wearing utterly see through panties. Seems fishy (no pun intended)
See the ‘action’ over on the sister site (people who are 21+ only !!)
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Another celeb fuck tape isn’t exactly a huge deal anymore, but when it’s a classic celeb shot on film? Now that’s a story. The NY Post reports:
The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.
He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.
Morgan said he discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Monroe, after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-’60s.
Oh…my…god…Of course this would be great news if not for the fact that the douche who bought this tape is sealing it so no one can see it.
Dear sir, this film has historic value as it may or may not be of a president getting a BJ from a chick who isn’t his wife.
Second, Continue reading ‘marilyn monroe sex tape sold then sealed…fuck.’
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Audrina Patridge has given up all crotch awareness with some upskirt pantie shots. (2 times)
Audrina Patridge has given up the full topless nudie shots that were ‘leaked’ a few weeks back.
Now Audrina Patridge is moving on to the ‘shirt/dress that isn’t quite opaque enough for someone to see through’ thing.
I won’t complain about that. However, I will complain that she is wearing a bra underneath.
If you wanna extend that 15 minutes Audrina and become more than the co-star on The Hills, ya gotta up the ante a bit more.
That is all.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge is embracing the whole exhibitionist thing’
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OK, so Dita von Teese isn’t the hugest star, but it’s nice to finally have a celebrity sex tape that actually delivers. Oh boy does it deliver. Marie Claire UK reports:
Images of the star being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online, reports The Sun.
In one scene the star allegedly romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two corseted ladies.
No allegedly about it, I have the tape OVER HERE (very NSFW)
I am sure Wonderbra, who just signed her to an endorsement deal, is really happy about this. Although, she does make a living dong burlesque which is French for ‘pole dancing whore’ so her being in a lesbo video having toys jammed every which way but loose can’t be all that shocking to them.
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So basically Gisele was doing a photoshoot in Santa Monica where they thought it’d be cool to have shorts that were assless.
I agree with their thought.
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So TMZ got a hold of some ‘leaked’ pix of old Audrina Patridge modeling shots from when she was younger.
I am sure they weren’t sent to them by her at all. No way. /sarcasm
So sad. Just do a proper nudie set, Audrina. You are ridiculously hot and stupid assed clothed pix simply aren’t going to surpass the nudie shots.
Get back in touch with Playboy and have them do a proper shoot. You are famous enough now where they will take you no questions asked.
iframe of the photo set after the break. Continue reading ‘quick one: audrina patridge ‘leaked’ semi-nude photos’
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What? Audrina Patridge danced with the Pussycat dolls and had a pleasant experience at Pure night club. What did you think I meant?
Whatever, the ‘all things Audrina’ policy still stands, suck it.
(more pix after the break)
(more of me typing with one hand 10 minutes after I’m done with today’s updates and I get to check out these shots more)
(more of me regretting saying the last part in a public forum 10 minutes after that)
(more of me wondering why the hell I don’t just delete all of it 5 minutes after that…) Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge’s Pussy…cat dolls experience’
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…the corn out of her shit. Upon this I would dine to have a chance to simply ‘dip the helmet’ if ya know what I mean…and erase the embarrassment of having mentioned that.
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Girls Gone Wild creator/god Joe Francis was at a party at Dolce in LA and saw Audrina Patridge there and had the genius to get her on film, nude, going wild. E! reports:
