This is basically going to be the greatest sex tape in the history of sex tapes.
TMZ is reporting (and providing video teaser HERE ) that Verne ‘Mini Me’ Troyer and his former live in girlfriend made a fuck tape and it is now being shopped for $100K.
That is such bullshit. This thing is worth at least 400 times that amount. (no, I’m not going to make the same lame numerical reference that ’some people’ have made)
Now this tape won’t be great for the eroticism. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be fighting the vomit hammer and tongs.
It will be great because it’s Verne fucking Troyer banging a full sized chick. I’m sorry people, midget porn is hilarious. Yes, they can bang all the normal sized chicks they want, more power to them; it doesn’t make it any less hilarious though.
Bring on the DVD! I’m first in line.
Do you think he creampies her in the video? Ohhhh now I’ve gone too far…
I can think of some better things to lose my life over, but Adnan Ghalib is apparently risking life and limb by allegedly holding onto a sex tape of him and Britney Spears which he is in the process of trying to release. The SUN UK reports:
“Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”
You think you got stabbed over a sex tape with Britney Spears that was made in the last 2 years and you continue to explore releasing it? C’mon, dude!
If this was Britney when she was 18-21 then yeah, I’d pretty much take bullets for that since you’ll be a billionaire and could probably have someone make you a bionic body with a crushing vice like grip that could destroy worlds.
For a tape made after she spit out a couple kids, went nuts and got fat as a whale…uhhh…you could probably get a Big Gulp and a day old hot dog from 7-11 at best.
Time to take stock of your life, chief.
Oh and what fucking industry are you taking a break from? You former ‘industry’ of stalking celebrities, getting in their good graces and fucking them? Or the industry of making sex tapes with girlfriends and publicly advertising that you will sell them to the highest bidder thereby ruining the business of taping yourself with your girlfriend’s for every other guy on earth, dick lick? I’m curious. Please explain in a 30 minute tell all on the Insider that I can summarize in 3 sentences later.
Thank you.
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