Tatum O’Neal attempted to buy crack in NYC and was arrested.
Crack.
Crack.
Sorry, if that isn’t bottom of the barrel I don’t know what is. Possibly the one thing that skeeves me out more than anything else in the drug world.
Crack.
Gross.
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Dr. Phil is a shameless, slimy, dick eating cunt bag and this is basically the topper.
As many of you saw last week, there was a group of teens who beat the shit out of a friend so they could be a Youtube sensation. Smart.
Well, Dr. Phil, the always ethical doctor, decided to bail these shit bag losers for the sole purpose of having them on his show. Check out this report from eFlux:
The bails for the violent girls were set on Friday and they are ranging from $30,000 to $37,000. The girls are aged from 14 to 18.
The bailing out was confirmed via e-mail by Terri Corigliano, a show spokeswoman. In his e-mail, Corigliano explained that the show has previously helped other “guests and potential guests” of the show with different needs, but in this case “certain staff members” who were in the process of booking guests for the Dr. Phil McGraw show went a bit too far and broke the rules of the show.
“These staff members have been spoken to and our policies reiterated. In addition, we have decided not to go forward with the story as our guidelines have been compromised,” Corigliano wrote in the statement.
Huh? So basically you bailed her out like assholes, and now aren’t going to run the story since everyone found out about it and are claiming some bullshit rules violation that seems non-existent as it jibes perfectly with your policy of bailing dirtbags out of jail? Oh and by the way, 5 other kids of a possible 8 were bailed out but no confirmation that it was Dr Phil there as well….yet. Continue reading ‘dr. phil bails out teen beating shit bags; confirms own shit bag status in the process’
Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI and possession in December. Rather than fight it, since she is dead to rights, decided to cop to it…kinda. E! reports:
[on pleading 'no contest'] The 22-year-old former O.C. star was not present in the Beverly Hills courthouse, instead dispatching her attorney, Anthony Salerno, to enter the plea on her behalf.
“She realized that she made a youthful mistake,” Salerno told E! News. “She is pleased with this outcome. She understands the gravity of this but is glad that this is resolved.”
In exchange for fessing up to the driving indiscretion, prosecutors dropped a charge of marijuana possession and reduced a count of of driving with an invalid license—which, as it turns out, was not so much invalid as nonexistent—to an infraction.
Well, if she really wanted to take responsibility she would just plead ‘guilty’ rather than no contest. No contest is the pussy way of saying ‘well, you are probably going to win anyway so I won’t really admit to anything so give me what you want to give me’
Oh and at 22 you really aren’t making a youthful mistake Mischa. You know you can’t drink and drive by then and you know you aren’t supposed to have marijuana. Stop the bullshit excuses. You fucked up. That’s the only statement that should be coming out of your mouth: “I fucked up”
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In what has to be one of the most ‘interesting’ (re: disturbing) things that come with fame, I bring you John Cusack’s stalker. E! reports:
Sheriff’s spokesman Officer Steve Whitmore said deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road at about 7 p.m. by a cabbie who said a fare was refusing to pay for her ride into the area. Cusack himself then flagged the officers down and said he recognized the woman in the taxi as the one whom he accused of showing “unusual interest” in him.
He said he did not think she had set foot on his property that day.
Emily Leatherman, who has been identified as an L.A.-area transient, was also booked on charges of violating a restraining order and petty theft. Whitmore did not specify but he said there was additional evidence recovered that led to her arrest, as well.
She is currently in custody at the Malibu-Lost Hills Station in lieu of $150,000 bail
What in the fuck is wrong with these people? I never understood the stalking phenomenon. I can semi-’get’ it when it’s someone you’ve had an actually intimate relationship with, though even then it’s a bit much.
However, concocting a wild scenario in your head where you are in love with someone you don’t know is officially bat shit crazy. Someone needs to basically dunk this loon’s head into a bucket of water for 10-190 minutes just to see what happens. Continue reading ‘John Cusack no longer has a stalker roaming the streets.’
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Steve-O flipped out on a neighbor in what can only be called a piece of shit Hollywood apartment building (seriously, Steve-o, you need a new agent if this is all you can afford after 2 hit TV show, and 2 MEGAHIT feature films and a 3 TV show currently in production)
Here is the video below and HERE is a story from E! about what he is being charged with an shit since I’m not that interested to list it all here because the video is just funny since it’s another celebrity taping himself a for sure arrest.
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Barron Hilton was busted on DUI over the weekend after he blew a .14 which is nearing the black out drunk zone.
Oh did I mention that he’s 18?
California has laws that automatically kill driving privileges for a year (which isn’t enough IMO, Illinois kills it until you are at least 21 years old in cases like this) so I guess he’ll get something; but something tells me this entitled prick will end up getting a slap on the wrist rather than the slap on the face he deserves.
Fuck this prick. I’m begging that people don’t make him a new media darling like his skag sister. I guess I’m not helping matters with this post, but I needed to point out the depth of the assholery of the Hilton family.
Fuck ‘em.
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So there have been stories about Heath Ledger’s masseuse calling Mary Kate Olsen, whom Ledger was allegedly banging off and on.
Well, new details revealed to the AP have shown that she was on the phone with MKO for 9 minutes…9 FUCKING minutes before actually calling 911
A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to call someone other than the ambulance/police when you see someone curled up in a ball nude passed out on the floor? She better hope against hope there isn’t some way to prove that he died while she was calling the fucking Olsen twins.
In other news, shock, various reports have been coming out that the masseuse could be facing jail time in New York because you have to have a license to practice massage therapy, which she didn’t have, and must be CPR certified which again, she didn’t have.
Sound like a real winner. A real real winner.
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Keifer Sutherland has finished his 48 day sentence and was released about 4 hours ago.
He sneaked out of the back door and was gone before any paparazzi could snap him.
It’s still is mind boggling to me that he (rightfully) had to serve a full 48 days, but Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie are allowed to skate after 20 minutes. (yes, I know Paris was put back but still; they tried)
Guess he should have served in LA not Glendale.
Now let’s wrap up this writer’s strike and get 24 back on the fuckin’ air, OK?
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The AP is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will be spending 2 days at the morgue as part of her sentence for DUI.
So rather than making living men stiff, she’ll be making stiff men…uh…well just as stiff cause they’ll still be dead.
Damn me and my pun failure!
Well at least we get another peek of her AMAZING figure at the premiere last night. Wow!
Co-writer of Pulp Fiction, Roger Avary has been arrested in Ventura County California (Ojai) for manslaughter and felony DUI. This just happened about 2 hours ago and details are still coming in but the Ventura County Star is reporting (check them often for updates):
Ventura County Sheriff’s Department officials said Avary, 42, who won an Academy Award in the mid-90s for the film “Pulp Fiction,” was the driver in the single-car collision that occurred shortly after midnight in front of the Ojai Lumber Company on the east side of town.
A news release from the sheriff’s department said Avary was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the crash.
Killed in the accident was Andreas Zini, 34, a resident of Italy who was apparently visiting the couple in Ojai, coroner’s officials said.
Zini was transported to Ventura County Medical Center, where he died on the operating table shortly before 7 a.m., apparently of internal injuries, Senior Deputy Medical Examiner Craig Stevens said.
Avary’s wife, Gretchen Avary, 40, was ejected from the car and found in the roadway by deputies. She was transported to Ojai Valley Community Hospital, where she was listed in stable condition late this afternoon.
Sheriff’s deputies booked Avary into Ventura County Jail, but he was later released on $50,000 bail.
So once again the question is begged: if you are worth a couple of million dollars, why in the name of donkey balls would you drive drunk when you can EASILY pay for a cab/limo to drive you. It’s seriously one of the once preventable ‘accidental’ crimes a person can possibly commit. Continue reading ‘‘pulp fiction’ co-writer arrested for manslaughter, DUI’
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