I think they forgot to include the part where a dood comes up to her and says:
“ahhh, Lauren, here are the designs we will be releasing under your name that some other guy designed. Not that you have a say in the matter, but we figured we’d show em to ya for the fuck of it.”
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So it’s deader than dead today. Almost more dead than the nerve in my hand at the moment. (yes, it does suck balls that it’s still killing me)
Here is what little is actually going on at the moment.
Lauren Conrad’s fashion line sucks as expected, Audrina drives herself to events?!?! -NYMAG
Oh and Whitney Port is coming out with a fashion line too; Audrina line nowhere to be found yet- NYMAG
George Lopez allegedly doesn’t believe in paying the people who helped secure work for him -E!
Vomit alert: Spencer Pratt gets an advice column; where the fuck is Audrina? - Popsugar
Madonna’s marriage on the rocks? -NOTW Continue reading ’sunday links - enter tumbleweeds’
Lauren Conrad of The Hills, launched her heinous fashion line yesterday and there was some reunion with some dullard (Kristin Cavallari) from the first show she was on who wants desperately to regain a few of those 15 minutes of fame she had once upon a time.
Who gives a shit about all that when you have Audrina?
I like that she brought multiple outfits to dazzle us with.
I don’t like that her hair looked a bit like a rat’s nest on the red carpet; though I’ll chalk that up to humidity.
I do like that she is still smoking hot.
Audrina finishes on top 2-1. Well done!
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Sorry for the lack of updates. I had some issues with stomach acid flowing into my lungs which is just as much fun as it sounds. It’s quite exquisite really.
The Oscars were a relatively painless if unspectacular affair. The winner was kind of a foregone conclusion. The Coen brothers are good soldiers and work the town well. Paul Thomas Anderson does not. That is basically what it comes down to.
There is really only one place to go for shots of the red carpet and videos and the like and that is the OSCARS site. They really did load it up. If you want pee pee lines drawn on those same photos you know where you can go. (other than hell) I like inclusion of the ‘Thank You Cam” so the winners don’t feel as put upon when they are played off stage.
I was at some parties I’ll include a few shots of that and a shot of the paparazzi swell outside of Chateau Marmont. You’ll notice a lack of image focus as the night goes on as that tends to happen when a blurry eyed drunk is trying to make something look focused. I think it captures the moment well. Continue reading ‘Site Update Post Oscar Mayhem & Acid Lungs’
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Charlize Theron went to Ireland’s Meteor Awards wearing what can be described as a silver trash bag.
Seriously, what the fuck is this? It kinda looks like the reflectors we use on film sets when we are looking to use natural lighting. Maybe she was shooting and just grabbed one of them to wear.
Or maybe she has a really bad stylist.
Or maybe she just has awful taste in clothing and thinks wearing aluminum foil as a dress is a really great idea.
On the plus side, if she has dinner she can wrap it up in her dress and toss it in the freezer as there will be no chance of it getting freezer burn wrapped up in this dress.
Shall I go on or can we agree this thing sucks?
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Here is a video of Nas talking about his shirt that was a matching pair for his girlfriend’s ’sweet’ jacket.
He makes sense in discussing the reasons for the title ‘nigger’ for his album and what it represents, oddly enough, but still it’s a bit of a cheap ploy to get attention. (and it was material covered by Ice-T nearly 15 years ago)
Uhhh…what is up with the glasses? Seriously is that a joke? I was already getting tired of the bright white glasses thing that only Hayden Panettiere seems to be able to pull off, but this is some 80’s New Wave shit that I won’t be dragged back to.
Try it, Hollywood, just you try it….
Despite all that, she still looks hot as hell. More pix after the break.
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