LA LA LAndmine » Fashion http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 video: behind the scenes of lauren conrad’s fashion line http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/video-behind-the-scenes-of-lauren-conrads-fashion-line/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/video-behind-the-scenes-of-lauren-conrads-fashion-line/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:12:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/video-behind-the-scenes-of-lauren-conrads-fashion-line/

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]]> I think they forgot to include the part where a dood comes up to her and says:

“ahhh, Lauren, here are the designs we will be releasing under your name that some other guy designed. Not that you have a say in the matter, but we figured we’d show em to ya for the fuck of it.”

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]]> So it’s deader than dead today. Almost more dead than the nerve in my hand at the moment. (yes, it does suck balls that it’s still killing me)

Here is what little is actually going on at the moment.

Lauren Conrad’s fashion line sucks as expected, Audrina drives herself to events?!?! -NYMAG

Oh and Whitney Port is coming out with a fashion line too; Audrina line nowhere to be found yet- NYMAG

George Lopez allegedly doesn’t believe in paying the people who helped secure work for him -E!

Vomit alert: Spencer Pratt gets an advice column; where the fuck is Audrina? – Popsugar

Madonna’s marriage on the rocks? -NOTW

Sheryl Crow hooks up with Fleetwood Mac -The Insider

Pigs do fly: Keith Richards warns Amy Winehouse not to do drugs. WHAT?!?!? -Daily Mail UK

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/16/sunday-links-enter-tumbleweeds/feed/ 1 Audrina Patridge does Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Show http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/13/audrina-patridge-does-lauren-conrads-fashion-show/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/13/audrina-patridge-does-lauren-conrads-fashion-show/#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:06:44 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/13/audrina-patridge-does-lauren-conrads-fashion-show/ audrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-4.jpgLauren Conrad of The Hills, launched her heinous fashion line yesterday and there was some reunion with some dullard (Kristin Cavallari) from the first show she was on who wants desperately to regain a few of those 15 minutes of fame she had once upon a time. Who gives a shit about all that when you have Audrina? I like that she brought multiple outfits to dazzle us with. I don't like that her hair looked a bit like a rat's nest on the red carpet; though I'll chalk that up to humidity. I do like that she is still smoking hot. Audrina finishes on top 2-1. Well done! More pix after the break. audrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-4.jpgaudrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-2.jpgaudrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-3.jpgaudrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-1.jpg]]> audrina-patridge-lauren-conrad-fashion-show-4.jpgLauren Conrad of The Hills, launched her heinous fashion line yesterday and there was some reunion with some dullard (Kristin Cavallari) from the first show she was on who wants desperately to regain a few of those 15 minutes of fame she had once upon a time.

Who gives a shit about all that when you have Audrina?

I like that she brought multiple outfits to dazzle us with.

I don’t like that her hair looked a bit like a rat’s nest on the red carpet; though I’ll chalk that up to humidity.

I do like that she is still smoking hot.

Audrina finishes on top 2-1. Well done!

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The Oscars were a relatively painless if unspectacular affair. The winner was kind of a foregone conclusion. The Coen brothers are good soldiers and work the town well. Paul Thomas Anderson does not. That is basically what it comes down to.

There is really only one place to go for shots of the red carpet and videos and the like and that is the OSCARS site. They really did load it up. If you want pee pee lines drawn on those same photos you know where you can go. (other than hell) I like inclusion of the ‘Thank You Cam” so the winners don’t feel as put upon when they are played off stage.

I was at some parties I’ll include a few shots of that and a shot of the paparazzi swell outside of Chateau Marmont. You’ll notice a lack of image focus as the night goes on as that tends to happen when a blurry eyed drunk is trying to make something look focused. I think it captures the moment well.

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Seriously, what the fuck is this? It kinda looks like the reflectors we use on film sets when we are looking to use natural lighting. Maybe she was shooting and just grabbed one of them to wear.

Or maybe she has a really bad stylist.

Or maybe she just has awful taste in clothing and thinks wearing aluminum foil as a dress is a really great idea.

On the plus side, if she has dinner she can wrap it up in her dress and toss it in the freezer as there will be no chance of it getting freezer burn wrapped up in this dress.

Shall I go on or can we agree this thing sucks?

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]]> Here is a video of Nas talking about his shirt that was a matching pair for his girlfriend’s ‘sweet’ jacket.

He makes sense in discussing the reasons for the title ‘nigger’ for his album and what it represents, oddly enough, but still it’s a bit of a cheap ploy to get attention. (and it was material covered by Ice-T nearly 15 years ago)

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]]> Uhhh…what is up with the glasses? Seriously is that a joke? I was already getting tired of the bright white glasses thing that only Hayden Panettiere seems to be able to pull off, but this is some 80′s New Wave shit that I won’t be dragged back to.

Try it, Hollywood, just you try it….

Despite all that, she still looks hot as hell. More pix after the break.

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]]> No real story here. Heidi Klum is in Aspen for a ski trip. I am just in awe at how HUGE this coat is. Somehow she is still kinda hot though. Of course that only can happen if you are already super hot I guess.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/19/heidi-klum-has-the-largest-coat-ever/feed/ 0 Hayden Panettiere has a future as a stripper http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/12/hayden-panettiere-has-a-future-as-a-stripper/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/12/hayden-panettiere-has-a-future-as-a-stripper/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:06:11 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/12/hayden-panettiere-has-a-future-as-a-stripper/ HERE. I keep having an urge to throw dollars at her and cry to myself in the bathroom wondering why I have to pay for female affection. Pretty much like every other weekend. (more pix after the break)

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]]> Hayden Panettiere went shopping with her mom in NYC yesterday because apparently there aren’t shops in LA anymore.

She had on some ‘interesting’ boots (not that I’m complaining mind you). I think they can be found HERE.

I keep having an urge to throw dollars at her and cry to myself in the bathroom wondering why I have to pay for female affection.

Pretty much like every other weekend. (more pix after the break)

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]]> Ahhh so my OTFL (one for the ladies) category debuts. I have neglected my female readership’s insatiable thirst for men (just guessing here) for too long. I normally post as many shirtless pictures of dudes as possible for you ladies, but I figured it was time to have a ‘one click’ solution like the ‘hot chick’ category gives to the fellas.

So ladies, and men who like men who like men, here is the debut of David Beckham’s Armani ad. I believe it is the first major ad sponsorship he has rolled out in the US. There are several others on the way.

What say you? Like? Dislike? Just happy that you will be able to see all the shirtless beefcake with a mere click now?

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]]> Weston Cage-Coppola, the spawn of Nicolas, at the launch of a new fashion line he is collaborating on. Uhh…that’s a sweet look…if you are Norwegian & in a black metal band.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/07/weston-cage-coppola-says-arrrrrrgggghhhhhh/feed/ 0 Dressing Smart: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/03/dressing-smart-jennifer-love-hewitt-edition/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/03/dressing-smart-jennifer-love-hewitt-edition/#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:04:52 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/03/dressing-smart-jennifer-love-hewitt-edition/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThis is more like it, Love. If you are out in public, and overweight, no one wants to see your fat ass. NO ONE. Trust me, even your soon to be husband is thinking, 'what in the fuck is this shit? You were SUPER hot when we started dating now you are porking up. What gives?' It's not camera angles or trickery, you are fat. At least you've finally seen this and are being a bit more proactive by hiding your sugar induced shame. That goes for you too, fellas. No matter how funny you may think it looks when you have your fat gut flopping around while you smash beer cans on your forehead, rest assured people are laughing at, not with you. Keep a shirt on until you are presentable tons of fun. I like the towel look, Jen. Keep it up. I hope you rediscover your inner hotness again soon. Until then, the towel look is smashing. Shame is your friend when you are overweight.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThis is more like it, Love. If you are out in public, and overweight, no one wants to see your fat ass. NO ONE. Trust me, even your soon to be husband is thinking, ‘what in the fuck is this shit? You were SUPER hot when we started dating now you are porking up. What gives?’

It’s not camera angles or trickery, you are fat. At least you’ve finally seen this and are being a bit more proactive by hiding your sugar induced shame.

That goes for you too, fellas. No matter how funny you may think it looks when you have your fat gut flopping around while you smash beer cans on your forehead, rest assured people are laughing at, not with you. Keep a shirt on until you are presentable tons of fun.

I like the towel look, Jen. Keep it up. I hope you rediscover your inner hotness again soon. Until then, the towel look is smashing.

Shame is your friend when you are overweight.

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I seem to recall ‘cute’ references to bygone childhood toys/books etc on clothing was super cool in 1995. (and cool on skateboard graphics roughly 4 years prior to that) So what is an ‘it’ girl doing wearing something so played out?

Is she trying to bring it back? Is that it? You aren’t THAT ‘it’ yet, Hayden. You still have a bit of work to do. Now go toss on some more see thru shirts. Those work a lot better for all of us…except for dudes who don’t like boobs.

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It’s OK. It’s just…not Katie. Maybe it’s a Scientologist thing.

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I used to respect you Javier. You were one of my favorite actors. I will give you the European Metrosexual exemption this one time. Don’t abuse my lenience.

P.S. Ladies, this includes you too. Those things are a physical declaration of the casting off of your sexuality.

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]]> Heidi Klum made a video…about her knockers, for Victoria’s Secret. It’s…uhhhh…interesting. She is crazy as all get out but the fact that she is in her bra kinda makes me forget about that.

The magic of boobs.

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If you’d like to see how the ladies came dressed, check out the slide show after the break.

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Click after the break to see a slideshow from popsugar.

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]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usVictoria’s Secret was doing a photoshoot on an airport tarmac and here are some of the results of that shoot.

I…wish I had enough blood in my brain to write something witty right now but Heidi Klum alone normally leaves me stupid, but this is ridiculous. Uhhh….give me a minute to figure out where all that blood rushed to and you check out another shot after the break.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/did-i-leave-my-dream-journal-open/feed/ 0 Paris Hilton Can’t Even Do ‘Whore’ Properly Anymore http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/paris-hilton-cant-even-do-whore-properly-anymore/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/paris-hilton-cant-even-do-whore-properly-anymore/#comments Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:33:02 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/paris-hilton-cant-even-do-whore-properly-anymore/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usParis Hilton was in South Korea doing a photoshoot for some shit no one REALLY gives a shit about and apparently had a bunch of people on set who hate her or just an incredibly incompetent crew. I'm going with the former. Look at the giant GOBS of lipstick on her teeth. She looks like a cheap Santa Monica Blvd hooker who just got done slobbing the bobs of 18 johns simultaneously.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usParis Hilton was in South Korea doing a photoshoot for some shit no one REALLY gives a shit about and apparently had a bunch of people on set who hate her or just an incredibly incompetent crew.

I’m going with the former. Look at the giant GOBS of lipstick on her teeth. She looks like a cheap Santa Monica Blvd hooker who just got done slobbing the bobs of 18 johns simultaneously.

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This is not likely to do it, Lisha.

You used to be insanely hot now you are rocking a hair style and clothing choices that make John Wayne look feminine by comparison.

Please find a way to remember that you used to be a very attractive girl. You will them be hired because pathetic losers like myself enjoy crying ourselves to sleep while we masturbate to your images. Producing shows that allow for that sad sad display were kinda your forte.

That piece of advice was free. Use it wisely.

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]]> I know I don’t normally make a habit out of birthday announcements, but I make exceptions for ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secret lingerie models. Damn me and my slavery to my genitalia’s urges!

alessandra

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/happy-birthday-alessandra-ambrosio/feed/ 0 Gisele Bündchen: ‘I Won’t Take US Dollars’ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/gisele-bundchen-i-wont-take-us-dollars/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/gisele-bundchen-i-wont-take-us-dollars/#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:05:08 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/gisele-bundchen-i-wont-take-us-dollars/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usGisele Bündchen proved why once again, you shouldn't have family members doing the jobs people who have to go through 4+ years of schooling to do. Gisele, via her manager/sister Patricia, have decided that all future contracts should be paid in Euros not US dollars as they fear 'uncertainty' over the future of the dollar's strength. Here is a quick, telling, quote of how well this strategy is already going from The Daily Mail UK:
Patricia Bundchen said: "Contracts starting now are more attractive in euros because we don't know what will happen to the dollar." She reportedly stopped working for Victoria's Secret's lingerie chain because they would not renew her £2.5m a year salary.
We call that 'cause' & 'effect' in action folks. 'I won't work for dollars' then 'OK, then you won't work for us' simple. More 'nerd talk' after the break. It's not a bad idea to have diversified holdings in various currencies, however, do they think they are going to earn the same number of Euros that they are dollars? If someone is offering $2 million, you aren't going to get 2 million Euro. Also, most of her money comes from US companies, they cut her off, she is making considerably less money. The best part is the Euro central bank is practically guaranteed to drop their rate devaluing their currency because their trade is being absolutely killed by the US right now due to our largely intentional devaluing of the dollar. So will she be switching to dollars after that happens? Will it happen when Belgium (the capital of the EU), FINALLY, has their internal strife come to a head and splits; possibly violently? Yeah, it really is on the verge of happening. Or will she think of switching if the majority of the German public has their way and switches back to Marks? Oh yeah, I guess now would be a good time to mention that Germany's economy is monumentally larger than any other nation in Europe and their pullout from the Euro would have devastating consequences. The Euro isn't as safe as you think it is, Gisele. Also, Patty, as you may have heard, every foreign country has large investments in US currency and/or US companies. If the dollar completely collapses there isn't going to be many currencies that are going to live through the bloodshed. Last I checked she lives primarily in the US. Which, as you may know, requires a conversion fee which basically wipes out a huge chunk of the difference you are making on taking Euro over dollars. Take your Euros, sweetie. Enjoy.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usGisele Bündchen proved why once again, you shouldn’t have family members doing the jobs people who have to go through 4+ years of schooling to do.

Gisele, via her manager/sister Patricia, have decided that all future contracts should be paid in Euros not US dollars as they fear ‘uncertainty’ over the future of the dollar’s strength.

Here is a quick, telling, quote of how well this strategy is already going from The Daily Mail UK:

Patricia Bundchen said: “Contracts starting now are more attractive in euros because we don’t know what will happen to the dollar.”

She reportedly stopped working for Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie chain because they would not renew her £2.5m a year salary.

We call that ’cause’ & ‘effect’ in action folks. ‘I won’t work for dollars’ then ‘OK, then you won’t work for us’ simple. More ‘nerd talk’ after the break.

It’s not a bad idea to have diversified holdings in various currencies, however, do they think they are going to earn the same number of Euros that they are dollars? If someone is offering $2 million, you aren’t going to get 2 million Euro. Also, most of her money comes from US companies, they cut her off, she is making considerably less money.

The best part is the Euro central bank is practically guaranteed to drop their rate devaluing their currency because their trade is being absolutely killed by the US right now due to our largely intentional devaluing of the dollar. So will she be switching to dollars after that happens? Will it happen when Belgium (the capital of the EU), FINALLY, has their internal strife come to a head and splits; possibly violently? Yeah, it really is on the verge of happening. Or will she think of switching if the majority of the German public has their way and switches back to Marks? Oh yeah, I guess now would be a good time to mention that Germany’s economy is monumentally larger than any other nation in Europe and their pullout from the Euro would have devastating consequences. The Euro isn’t as safe as you think it is, Gisele.

Also, Patty, as you may have heard, every foreign country has large investments in US currency and/or US companies. If the dollar completely collapses there isn’t going to be many currencies that are going to live through the bloodshed.

Last I checked she lives primarily in the US. Which, as you may know, requires a conversion fee which basically wipes out a huge chunk of the difference you are making on taking Euro over dollars.

Take your Euros, sweetie. Enjoy.

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I remember doing that for 4 hours in the car on family trips until my father was feeling kind enough to let me jam my wang into a half empty jar of jalapeno peppers to let it loose.

What does that have to do with her new perfume from Givenchy called ‘Irresistible’? Other than the scent most likely smelling like a bucket of monkey piss, not much.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/03/liv-tyler-pees-pants-at-perfume-launch/feed/ 0 Heidi Klum Scares The Shit Out Of Me… With Sexy Results http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/heidi-klum-scares-the-shit-out-of-me-with-sexy-results/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/heidi-klum-scares-the-shit-out-of-me-with-sexy-results/#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:35:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/heidi-klum-scares-the-shit-out-of-me-with-sexy-results/ Heidi Klum hosted her annual Halloween party last night, apparently my invitation was lost in the mail, right? RIGHT, Heidi? ::curls up in ball in tears:: She went as a pussycat...a very evil looking pussycat. Husband Seal was in attendacne, but she spends most of her days pining away for me. At least that's what I'm telling myself. She is hot. Check out some sweet camel toe action after the break. I guess no costume is perfec huh, Heidi? ____camel-toe-oct_hallo_hplc_3_big.jpg]]> klumHeidi Klum hosted her annual Halloween party last night, apparently my invitation was lost in the mail, right? RIGHT, Heidi? ::curls up in ball in tears::

She went as a pussycat…a very evil looking pussycat. Husband Seal was in attendacne, but she spends most of her days pining away for me. At least that’s what I’m telling myself.

She is hot. Check out some sweet camel toe action after the break. I guess no costume is perfec huh, Heidi?

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