Weston Cage-Coppola, the spawn of Nicolas, at the launch of a new fashion line he is collaborating on. Uhh…that’s a sweet look…if you are Norwegian & in a black metal band.
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This is more like it, Love. If you are out in public, and overweight, no one wants to see your fat ass. NO ONE. Trust me, even your soon to be husband is thinking, ‘what in the fuck is this shit? You were SUPER hot when we started dating now you are porking up. What gives?’
It’s not camera angles or trickery, you are fat. At least you’ve finally seen this and are being a bit more proactive by hiding your sugar induced shame.
That goes for you too, fellas. No matter how funny you may think it looks when you have your fat gut flopping around while you smash beer cans on your forehead, rest assured people are laughing at, not with you. Keep a shirt on until you are presentable tons of fun.
I like the towel look, Jen. Keep it up. I hope you rediscover your inner hotness again soon. Until then, the towel look is smashing.
Shame is your friend when you are overweight.
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What the fuck happened to me? Did the flux capacitor explode? Did I accidentally bang my mom at the school dance? Where’s Doc?
I seem to recall ‘cute’ references to bygone childhood toys/books etc on clothing was super cool in 1995. (and cool on skateboard graphics roughly 4 years prior to that) So what is an ‘it’ girl doing wearing something so played out?
Is she trying to bring it back? Is that it? You aren’t THAT ‘it’ yet, Hayden. You still have a bit of work to do. Now go toss on some more see thru shirts. Those work a lot better for all of us…except for dudes who don’t like boobs.
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I’m not sure what to think of Katie Holmes’ new hairdo. She kinda looks like an Asian hooker you get sent up to your hotel room when you are in Tokyo on business…or so I’ve heard.
It’s OK. It’s just…not Katie. Maybe it’s a Scientologist thing.
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Ugh…I can’t put into words how fucking LAME those ‘shoes’ are. Thankfully someone else has done an excellent, as usual, job of fully explaining the heionousness that are Crocs.
I used to respect you Javier. You were one of my favorite actors. I will give you the European Metrosexual exemption this one time. Don’t abuse my lenience.
P.S. Ladies, this includes you too. Those things are a physical declaration of the casting off of your sexuality.
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Heidi Klum made a video…about her knockers, for Victoria’s Secret. It’s…uhhhh…interesting. She is crazy as all get out but the fact that she is in her bra kinda makes me forget about that.
The magic of boobs.
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Did anyone watch the American Music Awards? I certainly didn’t and I think they are FAR more relevant than the Grammy’s. Let’s face it, MTV plays about 15 minutes of music a week, but the VMA’s are still by far the most relevant music awards show.
If you’d like to see how the ladies came dressed, check out the slide show after the break. Continue reading ‘American Music Awards…Crickets?’
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OK, it’s kinda hard typing this post with one hand…you didn’t think I’d pass up a post on this event? It has to be the only lingerie brand on earth that has more male followers than female. Having Heidi Klum as the face of your company doesn’t hurt that though.
Click after the break to see a slideshow from popsugar. Continue reading ‘Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!’
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Victoria’s Secret was doing a photoshoot on an airport tarmac and here are some of the results of that shoot.
I…wish I had enough blood in my brain to write something witty right now but Heidi Klum alone normally leaves me stupid, but this is ridiculous. Uhhh….give me a minute to figure out where all that blood rushed to and you check out another shot after the break. Continue reading ‘Did I Leave My Dream Journal Open?’
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Paris Hilton was in South Korea doing a photoshoot for some shit no one REALLY gives a shit about and apparently had a bunch of people on set who hate her or just an incredibly incompetent crew.
I’m going with the former. Look at the giant GOBS of lipstick on her teeth. She looks like a cheap Santa Monica Blvd hooker who just got done slobbing the bobs of 18 johns simultaneously.
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