Megan Fox was snapped on the set of Transformers 2 looking hot as usual.
Of course she is making a silly bucktoothed grin in a few of them but she still looks hot.
Basically what I’m saying is Megan Fox could grow a second head and I would still want to bang the living hell out of her.
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Yeah it’s trailer day today.
I have another one that looks spectacular!
It’s the first teaser for Terminator: Salvation starring Christian Bale coming out in May of 2009.
There is no Arnold Schwarzenegger this time, but it doesn’t look like it matters all that much.
I have an official movie boner. I hope season 2 of Sarah Conner Chronicles helps to fuel that mania.
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If you haven’t seen it already, Empire has the exclusive trailer to the new Zack Snyder (300) film Watchmen (based on the graphic novel of the same name)
This thing looks AMAZING!
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How To Lose Friends and Alienate People…this looks like a fucking turd.
It’s a shame since I find Simon Pegg to be a funny man. Kirsten Dunst is also in this.
Check out the video below. Megan Fox looks hot but it also looks like her part is there to be the token piece of ass…which is fine by me.
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Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:
”‘I would love to do a movie naked - it would be beautiful.”
“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”
1930’s, 1970’s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.
Dear Hollywood moguls,
Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.
Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.
If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.
In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:
INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT
MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.
She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.
A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.
MEGAN FOX
I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.
She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.
I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.
Repeat for 90 minutes.
See? Easy right? Get it DONE.
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I LOVED this game but I don’t have super high hopes for this film.
The game has more than a few extended mind trip sequences that I don’t know would translate all that well to the shortened format of a film.
I hope it doesn’t eat balls though. I’d rather it not dull the greatness of the game.
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I guess when Batman is done kicking the Joker in the stones he likes to kick back with some mediocre pepperoni pizza or something. That can be the the only reasonable explanation for tying Domino’s in with Batman.
Anyway, the trailer actually has some fresh footage which just makes me punch myself in the face even more in hopes of falling asleep until the film comes out so I don’t have to endure the wait.
I could just take the final 2 refills of codeine I have for my past and future dental work, but I’m saving that for a special occasion like a meeting at work.
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