LA LA LAndmine » Film http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 jessica biel in ‘powder blue’ p.s she plays a stripper and is in lingerie http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/25/jessica-biel-in-powder-blue-ps-she-plays-a-stripper-and-is-in-lingerie/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/25/jessica-biel-in-powder-blue-ps-she-plays-a-stripper-and-is-in-lingerie/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:40:48 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3820 Ohhhhhh boy!

So I’ve still be bombarded with shit at school and work and was very pleased to come back to my little slice of heaven known as this blog and have a pic of Jessica Biel in SEXY lingerie from her upcoming film Powder Blue. (who’s script originally called for her character to be nude, but no word yet on if she followed through and will be causing my penis to be chafed for the next century after I furiously masturbate to her nude visage until I pass out and die from exhaustion, resurrect myself and beat off to her again. Or something classy like that.

Pix after the break.

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So here is a rundown of some of the shit (figurative and literal) I had to read to help my clients prep for AFM:

Dominic Sena’s Season of the Witch – Basically it’s a flick set in the first Crusades where the church believes a young girl is a with and responsible for spreading the black death and ask returning Knights to take her for trial and punishment.

I won’t say more since it would give away spoilers and only asshole post those but needless to say that the bullshit the production company went through to stop people from printing the script much less read it on the computer with watermarking and printing diabled and shit it’s not all that.

It might end up an OK shit kicker but it ‘borrowed’ too closely from a few too many other good movies. Not all that impressed.

Biutiful starring Javier Bardem directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu is a film about a street hustler who can speak with the dead trying to sort out his life. I won’t say more becaue again, there are spoilers. This is just a fantastic film. I was just kinda ‘meh’ on Babel which was Inarritu’s last film, but while reading this I kept imagining how Bardem would perform in this and I can’t see how he doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar for this. It was really exceptional.

Martin Scorcese was back at AFM with a film about 1600′s Portuguese monks trying to convert people in Japan to Christianity despite the illegality of the act of being Christian.

It wasn’t horrible. Wasn’t great either. I dunno. I think I’ve been a little burned on Scorcese lately. He’s definitely lost something. It still has some promise of being exceptional as the cast is top notch. (Bernal, Day-Lewis & Del Toro star) it could go either way with that one.

The biggest shock was Book of Eli. I is the latest from the the Hughes brothers who are average at best. However, this script was just FUUUUUN. It’s about a scumbag searching for a book and a man, played by Denzel Washington, named Eli trying to get the word of God to a town he’s never been to before in California…oh did I mention the world was burned to the ground in nuclear war? Oh yeah, that too. It had a lot of the fun and panache of Road Warrior. It was really really fun. However, if directed poorly it could still eat dogshit, but if they do it right it’s going to be SOOOOOOO much goddamn fun! I really can’t wait for that one.

There was a Jackie Chan film, Spy Next Door, that was less heinous than his recent output but just isn’t Jackie Chan. You know, so, yeah, I’m not getting amped for that one until I see some actual footage that makes me look and say, ‘Oh shit! THAT is a motherfuckin’ Jackie Chan film!’

OK that’s it. I might get one or 2 more straggler films and I’ll report on those. In lieu of that, the scantily clad ladies will resume asap. (I posted a bikini video of Audrina getting dunked which is hot since she is wet and in a bikini. If that’s not hot to you, you are gay. That is all)

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First up on the list is Mandate Pictures Jackie Chan vehicle: The Spy Next Door.

The basica premise is a Chinese intelligence super agent (Chan) is in love with his girlfriend; who also happens to be his neighbor, and wants to marry her.

Now the only way to marry her is if her 3 precocious kids love him too and if he can rid the world of his one last remaining super enemy.

There is no way those two worlds collide right? RIGHT!?!?!?!

Of course they do. This premise has been done a billion times with varying effect. I have to say it wasn’t terrible but I’m not sure it’s a film I or anyone around my age would see in the theater. It kinda plays to a 14-16 year old audience.

The fight scenes sounded fun and all but let’s face it; Jackie Chan is REALLY old and isn’t the same on screen action star he used to be. Wires, stunt doubles, CGI are all fair game now. Combine that with the fact that he still can’t speak English all that well and much of his old magic is largely faded into history.

Kinda sad, but if you see it you might not hate yourself in the morning. (the way you would if you went to see the re-make of Fame I wrote about back in May which should be charged with raping my soul)

I promise to try to get some boobies up here in the next 2 days. I miss them too. ;)

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/10/20/afm-market-jackie-chan-in-the-spy-next-door/feed/ 0 megan fox in a bra just as awesome as it sounds http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/10/02/megan-fox-in-a-bra-just-as-awesome-as-it-sounds/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/10/02/megan-fox-in-a-bra-just-as-awesome-as-it-sounds/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:40:35 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3696 Megan Fox is in a new film called How to lose friends and alienate people or some shit like that.

The movie must REALLY suck because they have been letting every pic of Megan Fox in various states of undress ‘leak’ out like they were going out of style.

Mission accomplished marketing department. Normally I would see past your ruse, but seeing as Megan Fox in a bra is about as close to heaven as anything I’ve gonna see ever, I am totally going to torture myself whilst seeing this movie.

One more shot of the impeccable body of Megan Fox in a bra after the break.

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The video isn’t earth shattering, but it has Megan Fox in it which is a pretty damn good reason to post a video.

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The GQ pictures just kicked her up a few notches in my book and she just looks retarded hot at the Eagle Eye premiere.

How any straight man can walk past her and not immediately drop to their knees and worship the ground she walks on is beyond me.

More, a LOT more, Megan Fox after the break.

Woweee!

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However, I like movies that exploit Megan Fox’s insane hotness by trotting her out in small dresses and tossing her into the pool to get some THO action going on.

Basically she’s about as hot as any woman ever could ever possibly get is where I’m driving to here. She is just perfect.

The shot with the whipped cream sprayed on her face…well let’s just say I kinda imagined that it was…well, let’s just say ‘something else’ for now.

Also, Megan Fox as the hot nun is going to be my first guilty jerk of the year. I will feel terrible but there is nothing that’s gonna stop that train from leaving the station. Hotness.

Have I mentioned she’s hot yet? More promo still after the break.

Oh and don’t laugh too much at the shot that has her an Kirsten Dunst standing next to each other. It’s like parking a Lamborghini next to a rusty 1980 VW Beetle. It took me 30 minutes of staring at that picture before I even realized Dunst was in that shot.

Anywho…on to the pix.

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The ‘Transformers’ actress romps topless in bed with ‘Mamma Mia’ star Amanda Seyfried in zombie film ‘Jennifer’s Body’.

A source said: “The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene.”
In ‘Jennifer’s Body’, Megan plays a possessed cheerleader who goes on a killing spree murdering her male classmates.

Megan recently hinted she would be sharing a passionate smooch with her co-star Amanda, revealing: “I eat and seduce everyone. There’s a lot of kissing everyone – boys and girls. All kinds of craziness.”

Megan Fox as a lesbian, man eating zombie nude? I am pretty sure this might be the greatest concept for a film ever and possibly the best sure thing money maker in the history of ever. Good job.

Sorry, no new pictures on this one. Do a search for Megan Fox on this site, I have posted a billion of her.

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Of course she is making a silly bucktoothed grin in a few of them but she still looks hot.

Basically what I’m saying is Megan Fox could grow a second head and I would still want to bang the living hell out of her.

Check out a few more after the break.

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I have another one that looks spectacular!

It’s the first teaser for Terminator: Salvation starring Christian Bale coming out in May of 2009.

There is no Arnold Schwarzenegger this time, but it doesn’t look like it matters all that much.

I have an official movie boner. I hope season 2 of Sarah Conner Chronicles helps to fuel that mania.

Check out the trailer below.

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This thing looks AMAZING!

Click HERE to see it in large format glory!

HERE

WATCH IT

NOW

Or if you prefer the youtube version, you can see it after the break.

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It’s a shame since I find Simon Pegg to be a funny man. Kirsten Dunst is also in this.

Check out the video below. Megan Fox looks hot but it also looks like her part is there to be the token piece of ass…which is fine by me.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/17/how-to-lose-friends-and-alienate-people-aka-new-megan-fox-movie/feed/ 0 megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/16/megan-fox-wants-to-do-a-film-entirely-in-the-nude-hollywood-dont-drop-the-fucking-ball-on-this/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/16/megan-fox-wants-to-do-a-film-entirely-in-the-nude-hollywood-dont-drop-the-fucking-ball-on-this/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:46:17 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3239 Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:

”‘I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.”

“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”

1930′s, 1970′s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.

Dear Hollywood moguls,

Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.

Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.

If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.

In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:

INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT

MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.

She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.

A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.

MEGAN FOX

I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.

She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.

I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.

Repeat for 90 minutes.

See? Easy right? Get it DONE.

More pix of Megan Fox after the break.

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The game has more than a few extended mind trip sequences that I don’t know would translate all that well to the shortened format of a film.

I hope it doesn’t eat balls though. I’d rather it not dull the greatness of the game.

Check out the video after the break.

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Anyway, the trailer actually has some fresh footage which just makes me punch myself in the face even more in hopes of falling asleep until the film comes out so I don’t have to endure the wait.

I could just take the final 2 refills of codeine I have for my past and future dental work, but I’m saving that for a special occasion like a meeting at work.

Check out the video after the break.

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Star magazine is reporting in it’s print edition that Audrina will be taking it off in the sequel to Into the Blue that is scheduled to hit theaters DVD sometime soon-ish.

The doozy bit is that she was a bit nervous about showing her nude body out of fear of not being treated as a serious actress.

Audrina, I love ya baby doll, but you weren’t ever going to be considered a serious actress. I mean never. Ever.

Everyone think you are acting on The Hills now and many don’t think much of your on screen persona as it is.

As for me, I only care that you are super hot, but they are basically right. I work in talent rep and have seen plenty of girls who aren’t exactly classically trained think they were too good to show their stuff disappearing from casting director’s radars immediately afterward.

Seriously, drina. Sharon Stone wouldn’t be a name if not for her willingness to show her bush and tits at every possible turn. Meg Ryan would never be famous if not for her nude turns. You need to do nudes. If you keep at it, you might eventually get better roles. However, if I’m going to be honest, the whole doing direct to DVD features thing will hurt your credibility more than showing your tits ever will.

Beside, we’ve already seen the whole ‘Audrina Patridge nude’ thing. It’s not a shock. Just give us more.

Click after the jump to see some of the pix I posted a few ages ago of her on the set.

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Its got prostitutes and gambling. That’s good right?

I believe it’s being released in theaters and on PPV simultaneously right now.

I mostly want you to watch since a friend of mine has a part in there as ‘Whisper’ and should totally be cast in more shit.

Yes I’m a shill. See the fucking movie. Check out the trailer after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/30/trailer-finding-amanda/feed/ 0 on the set: Lindsay Lohan wants us to know she has a killer stomach on the set of Labor Pains..and she does http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/23/on-the-set-lindsay-lohan-wants-us-to-know-she-has-a-killer-stomach-on-the-set-of-labor-painsand-she-does/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/23/on-the-set-lindsay-lohan-wants-us-to-know-she-has-a-killer-stomach-on-the-set-of-labor-painsand-she-does/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:23:24 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3039 As many of you remember I read Labor Pains for the Cannes market and it was an OK flick for it’s genre. (nothing special but it did read heinous)

Looking at it, it seems like she is shooting the softball scene where she has a bit of a slip up with her cockamamie story of being preggers and a bit of a tragedy besets our merry band of players.

More importantly, let’s talk about these pictures where she has clearly walked for at least a few yards and changed seats and has pulled her shirt up the entire time.

Now there have been plenty of rumors that Lindsay is a bit of a cock hound so maybe it’s been a while since she’s been turned out and is advertising the goods. (I’m available, Lindsay)

Or maybe she just wants to remind people that she does have a SUPER hot body. (which she does)

Either way, it has worked, Lindsay. I have remembered that you have a ridiculous body and I would like to have sex with you post haiste.

Check out more pix after the break.

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I will only say I hope the French-Canadian army has trained doing a lot of sprints. (well being of French extraction I’m sure most of their military training is spent running away. Oh! I like to make original jokes…)

Check out the video after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/19/viral-spiral-french-military-technology-needs-some-more-tweaking/feed/ 0 AFI’s top 10 in 10 genres list http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/19/afis-top-10-in-10-genres-list/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/19/afis-top-10-in-10-genres-list/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:48:13 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3026 So there is officially jack shit going on today so far….

With that in mind check out yet another list from AFI. This time it’s the top 10 of 10 ‘classic genres’ list.

You can see it HERE

If you want safe choices, this list is for you. I mean, putting Snow White above Fantasia in the best animated category? Gimmie a fuckin’ break!

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/19/afis-top-10-in-10-genres-list/feed/ 0 trailer: punisher: war zone; I know what I’m doing on December 5th 2008 http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/17/trailer-punisher-war-zone-i-know-what-im-doing-on-december-5th-2008/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/17/trailer-punisher-war-zone-i-know-what-im-doing-on-december-5th-2008/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:37:21 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3010 So I loved the first Punisher (I’m talking the Dolph Lundgren edition here, babies. Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure) and I was apeshit for the Thomas Jane version.

I am equally apeshit for this version.

“Sometime I wish I could get my hands on god”

How can’t you love lines like that in shit kickin’ kill=fests like this? C’mon!

Check out the video after the break.

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Uhhh what else, David Fincher has pretty much been 100% aces. (Zodiac was CRIMINALLY underlooked since far too many retards expect serial killer films to end in some prolonged chase scene rather than enjoy the fucked up journey the characters went through basically killing themselves to find a killer. Fuck you all)

So check out the trailer for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button after the break. It comes out around Christmas (which means everyone who’s seen it so far thinks it’s gold) I officially can’t wait for it.

The market was lacking films about dudes born 80 years old you get younger as they get older. Or..err…yeah! Dig it!

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/13/trailer-david-finchers-the-curious-case-of-benjamin-button/feed/ 0 lindsay lohan in labor pains pt. 2 http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/13/lindsay-lohan-in-labor-pains-pt-2/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/13/lindsay-lohan-in-labor-pains-pt-2/#comments Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:12:41 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2994 So you may remember me bringing you the first look at Lindsay Lohan’s new film Labor Pains that I thought was just so so. You can read that again HERE if you missed it. (you son of a bitch)

Here are some pix from the set. I have to say I’m happy they actually made the fake stomach not look like a sack of beans under a shirt like they so often do.

I still don’t think it changes much of what I thought of the script, but still. Good effort.

I still want to wreck this chick. Train wreck or not. (preferably train wreck)

A couple more pix after the break.***

***Bonus*** I’ve included a shot from a makeout scene where her co-star had the balls to go for her jugs and feel her up. Can’t say I blame him. That’s just good ‘acting’ there, sir.

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The first 2 were fun as hell and Transporter 3 looks like it’s going to be just as fun.

Check out the French trailer after the break. (I don’t know why, but there are 50 different posts of this on Youtube but they are all the French version.)

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/11/transporter-3-trailer-is-all-over-youtube/feed/ 0 brittany snow loves cock n’ ball torture- on the doll trailer http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/11/brittany-snow-loves-cock-n-ball-torture-on-the-doll-trailer/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/11/brittany-snow-loves-cock-n-ball-torture-on-the-doll-trailer/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:01:16 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2972 This is a trailer for Brittany Snow’s new movie On the Doll that is being marketed as an ‘educational horror film’ about child abuse and its repercussions.

It mostly looks like a movie about a chick who like to stomp on dude’s balls in vicious ways.

Either way.

Check it out after the break.


Looks like there is an explicit trailer available on their WEBSITE as well. I didn’t watch it so it might be the same thing. Check it out if you wish.

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