If you haven’t seen it already, Empire has the exclusive trailer to the new Zack Snyder (300) film Watchmen (based on the graphic novel of the same name)
This thing looks AMAZING!
Click HERE to see it in large format glory!
Or if you prefer the youtube version, you can see it after the break. Continue reading ‘trailer: Watchmen trailer! Holy Shit!’
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How To Lose Friends and Alienate People…this looks like a fucking turd.
It’s a shame since I find Simon Pegg to be a funny man. Kirsten Dunst is also in this.
Check out the video below. Megan Fox looks hot but it also looks like her part is there to be the token piece of ass…which is fine by me.
Continue reading ‘how to lose friends and alienate people aka new megan fox movie’
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Megan Fox was talking to the Daily Star (via Daily Stab) about one of her dream projects: a film entirely in the nude. She said:
”‘I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.”
“They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.”
1930′s, 1970′s I don’t give a shit when they did this before, this is one remake that needs to be done NOW.
Dear Hollywood moguls,
Sure receipts aren’t down from the economic downturn taking hold on the world right now. However, there have been reports that Paramount is having funding issues and could use a little cash.
Note to Brad Grey, head of Paramount: Scrape together a million bucks from your last holiday bonus, grab a pro-sumer HD camera and a bank of kinoflo lights and get Megan Fox naked for 90 minutes NOW.
If you have to make it arty with lots of sweeping shots and soft lights and all that bullshit I don’t care as long as Megan Fox is NUDE for 90 minutes.
In fact, I will write the script for you right now free of charge so long as I get all the rushes and unedited footage for my personal library. Here’s the script:
INT. WOMAN’S BEDROOM -NIGHT
MEGAN FOX is nude on her bed in a pool of crimson flower petals. AROMAS from scented candles waft around her impeccably toned form that weaves in an out of silken sheets.
She tosses the sheets aside exposing her body and gently drips jasmin oil across her body and gently rubs it into her soft skin.
A bunch of PANTHERS and TIGERS and shit walk in and out of the room symbolizing something that no one but the homo director care about since Megan Fox is nude oiling herself up and we should care about that.
MEGAN FOX
I wish I had the author of Sithomeandrot.com’s dong in me right now.
She continues doing nude stuff and rubbing oils in her skin and punching a grizzly bear (ed note: gotta have some action in this film) to death and grills it in the nude. Did I mention it’s Megan Fucking Fox stark raving NUDE doing this? Good.
I step into frame in a Lucha Libre mask (ed note: I don’t wanna be seen nude on film next to Megan, as if I need anymore help looking terrible nude) and help her out and fulfill her womanly desires by giving her the most mind blowing sex of her life; which isn’t that tall and order considering Brian Austin Green was her other lover and I can outfuck that fool anyday.
Repeat for 90 minutes.
See? Easy right? Get it DONE.
More pix of Megan Fox after the break. Continue reading ‘megan fox wants to do a film entirely in the nude. Hollywood: DON’T drop the fucking ball on this!’
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I LOVED this game but I don’t have super high hopes for this film.
The game has more than a few extended mind trip sequences that I don’t know would translate all that well to the shortened format of a film.
I hope it doesn’t eat balls though. I’d rather it not dull the greatness of the game.
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘Mark Wahlberg is Max Payne’
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I guess when Batman is done kicking the Joker in the stones he likes to kick back with some mediocre pepperoni pizza or something. That can be the the only reasonable explanation for tying Domino’s in with Batman.
Anyway, the trailer actually has some fresh footage which just makes me punch myself in the face even more in hopes of falling asleep until the film comes out so I don’t have to endure the wait.
I could just take the final 2 refills of codeine I have for my past and future dental work, but I’m saving that for a special occasion like a meeting at work.
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘trailer: new Dark Knight trailer…from Domino’s pizza?’
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Here is you Audrina Patridge fix for the day.
Star magazine is reporting in it’s print edition that Audrina will be taking it off in the sequel to Into the Blue that is scheduled to hit theaters DVD sometime soon-ish.
The doozy bit is that she was a bit nervous about showing her nude body out of fear of not being treated as a serious actress.
Audrina, I love ya baby doll, but you weren’t ever going to be considered a serious actress. I mean never. Ever.
Everyone think you are acting on The Hills now and many don’t think much of your on screen persona as it is.
As for me, I only care that you are super hot, but they are basically right. I work in talent rep and have seen plenty of girls who aren’t exactly classically trained think they were too good to show their stuff disappearing from casting director’s radars immediately afterward.
Seriously, drina. Sharon Stone wouldn’t be a name if not for her willingness to show her bush and tits at every possible turn. Meg Ryan would never be famous if not for her nude turns. You need to do nudes. If you keep at it, you might eventually get better roles. However, if I’m going to be honest, the whole doing direct to DVD features thing will hurt your credibility more than showing your tits ever will.
Beside, we’ve already seen the whole ‘Audrina Patridge nude’ thing. It’s not a shock. Just give us more.
Click after the jump to see some of the pix I posted a few ages ago of her on the set. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge to be nude in Into the Blue 2′
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So a brand new movie is out called Finding Amanda and it stars Matthew Broderick and Steve Coogan and is funny…or so I’m told…I’m seeing it later in the week.
Its got prostitutes and gambling. That’s good right?
I believe it’s being released in theaters and on PPV simultaneously right now.
I mostly want you to watch since a friend of mine has a part in there as ‘Whisper’ and should totally be cast in more shit.
Yes I’m a shill. See the fucking movie. Check out the trailer after the break. Continue reading ‘trailer: finding amanda’
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As many of you remember I read Labor Pains for the Cannes market and it was an OK flick for it’s genre. (nothing special but it did read heinous)
Looking at it, it seems like she is shooting the softball scene where she has a bit of a slip up with her cockamamie story of being preggers and a bit of a tragedy besets our merry band of players.
More importantly, let’s talk about these pictures where she has clearly walked for at least a few yards and changed seats and has pulled her shirt up the entire time.
Now there have been plenty of rumors that Lindsay is a bit of a cock hound so maybe it’s been a while since she’s been turned out and is advertising the goods. (I’m available, Lindsay)
Or maybe she just wants to remind people that she does have a SUPER hot body. (which she does)
Either way, it has worked, Lindsay. I have remembered that you have a ridiculous body and I would like to have sex with you post haiste.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘on the set: Lindsay Lohan wants us to know she has a killer stomach on the set of Labor Pains..and she does’
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This is a video demonstration of a collosal fuck up.
I will only say I hope the French-Canadian army has trained doing a lot of sprints. (well being of French extraction I’m sure most of their military training is spent running away. Oh! I like to make original jokes…)
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: french military technology needs some more tweaking’
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So there is officially jack shit going on today so far….
With that in mind check out yet another list from AFI. This time it’s the top 10 of 10 ‘classic genres’ list.
You can see it HERE
If you want safe choices, this list is for you. I mean, putting Snow White above Fantasia in the best animated category? Gimmie a fuckin’ break!
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