Kirstie Alley…is…well let’s not beat around the bush; she is a gigantic beast of a woman. That’s not really news. The real news is she has allegedly been on a diet program for well over 5 years with Jenny Craig and is yet still large enough to where she should stay away from the bison exhibit at the zoo for fear of being mistaken for an escaped animal.
Seriously, how is Jenny Craig still employing her? This is the ad? “Join Jenny Craig! Lose 5-10 pounds in 5 years!” What the fuck kind of shit is that?
I’m pretty sure I’ve taken Taco Bell shits that have caused me to lose more weight, and dignity.
What in the fuck..not only does Maddox Jolie (or is it Pitt? Whatever) attend a fancy pants $18,000 / year school taught in French, which is very practical when you live in an English speaking country, he also enjoys quite the King’s luncheon according to In Touch:
Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous. Or how about rotisserie chicken, green bean almandine, white rice and vegetable chunks soup?
What?!?!? Sure I eat similarly if you replace ‘fresh cod’ with ‘chicken of the sea’ and replace the fresh vegetables with the generic carrots and peas ‘veggie mix’ from Ralph’s, but c’mon!
I can be a good child, Angie. You should adopt me. I promise to only ogle you for no more than 5 hours a day. Seriously, think about it. I can wipe myself and use the toilet myself too. (usually)
When you are in Las Vegas it looks like you’ll have one more place to bust your gut (and your wallet no doubt) at dinner!
Wilmer Valderramma, Nick Lachey & Nicky Hilton are opening up a new eatery in the world famous gambling mecca. Wilmer tells People:
“We’re doing a restaurant in [Las] Vegas, called The Company, in the Luxor hotel,” Valderrama, 27, told PEOPLE at Monday’s John Varvatos show for New York’s Fashion Week.
“It’s a steak house,” added the actor. “Really great. It’s going to be really special for Vegas, a different flavor.”
First off, they should have done with the name “Has Beens” or “B-List” to match the owners. Second, a steakhouse? Real imaginative. I’m sure it’ll make people forget the great steakhouses in Chicago and Dallas in no time. (Yeah, right)
Here’s and idea: how about you go back to acting, and Nick can go back to singing & Nicky can go back to being embarrassed by her ho-bag sister?
Well I am out. It’s a day off so not much is going on. I leave you with this video on how to BBQ a steak as I am sure most of you will be busting out the grill for the last time this year. I on the other hand will be grilling in December because it’s 75 degrees in Los Angeles! Suckers!
Now go celebrate our independence! Or is this the one about the soldiers? The bunny? Busting our nuts for slave wages at work? Oh yeah, that’s the one.
I have reported a lot of sad news, and even ignored some (Chris Benoit…not all that interested) but this is even sadder than the news of the truckload of puppies being hit by the truck full of acid and lit on fire 2 weeks ago.
Japanese hot dog gorging champ, Kobayashi has been diagnosed with an arthritic jaw and may be ruled out of the Annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating competition this year.
Settle. Settle. It will be OK, I promise.
Of course, one has to wonder if American Joey Chestnuts taking of the world record in qualifying put the writing on the wall for Kobayashi and he is calling it a day while he is still on top.
I’m sure his website will keep us all up to date. We will not forget you, Kobayashi!!!
Alcohol powder was released in the United States three years ago as a food flavoring and wasn’t restricted by the normal laws governing the sale and distribution of alcohol.
Well some Dutch students have taken the next, sweet, sweet, step. They have used alcohol powder to make a small pack you can add water to and have a mixed drink ready anywhere you are!
They are calling it Booz2Go and I support it as it will make it easier for me to get soused at work. The part that is sure to ruffle some feathers is the lack of regulation. ANYONE can buy it and make a mixed drink as it is only the powder being sold. Germany has a similar product that has been out for a while called alcopops that have
I’m sure the fun will die soon, until then, get your beers dehydrated mixed drinks in!
Not much else to report on Lindsay Blohan other than the title of the post really. The rumor has it, she will give Promises a go since Wonderland did such a great job with her last time.
Oh did I mention that Promises is where Britney went to for her rehab. Wow, that took really well too didn’t it.
I’m working on finding where the third rehab facility will be once this one doesn’t take.
Ya, don’t think THIS story the NY Post broke on her HAMMERED 48 hours after smashing her car up in a coked up, drunken stupor had anything to do with it either do you?
Kirstie Alley…is…well let’s not beat around the bush; she is a gigantic beast of a woman. That’s not really news. The real news is she has allegedly been on a diet program for well over 5 years with Jenny Craig and is yet still large enough to where she should stay away from the bison exhibit at the zoo for fear of being mistaken for an escaped animal.
What in the fuck..not only does Maddox Jolie (or is it Pitt? Whatever) attend a fancy pants $18,000 / year school taught in French, which is very practical when you live in an English speaking country, he also enjoys quite the King’s luncheon according to In Touch:
When you are in Las Vegas it looks like you’ll have one more place to bust your gut (and your wallet no doubt) at dinner!
