Archive for the 'Football (Soccer)' Category

05
Jun

victoria beckham possibly drunk in NYC

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Football (Soccer), Hollywood and Hot Chicks

I’m no expert, and there is nothing to say that she is FOR SURE drunk, but Victoria Beckham was snapped leaving a restaurant in New York apparently being help up by two people after a dinner out.

There was some controversy as apparently some of her Spice Mates were collecting an award in town at the same time. (Daily Mail UK)

However, the real fun part is looking at her looking sloshed out of her mind.

In fairness though, she is about 60 lbs so I imagine the smell of a shot of whiskey would make her at least a bit tipsy.

Beside, she was just given a vineyard in the Napa Valley by her husband, LA Galaxy midfielder and England national team captain, David Beckham, so I can’t imagine ever paying for booze again if I had my own booze factory like she does.

Great minds are allowed to differ.

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18
Apr

David Beckham’s paparazzi bitch slap

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Football (Soccer), Hollywood and Sports

David Beckham was out at Pink Taco celebrating his wife’s birthday yesterday. I don’t care about that, but I do enjoy and respect the shove to the gob that he gave this fat faced moron for getting in close enough to conduct a colonoscopy.

I will never understand that phenomenon. You don’t NEED to get that close if you use proper lenses. Though I guess if you are a paparazzi you most likely aren’t a classically trained photographer who would actually know that.

Oh well. Since they are retarded we get to see fun stuff like fat morons getting jabbed in the face by sporting superstars.

Suck on it, fat boy.

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13
Apr

viral spiral: dwarf/midget soccer team

By Manny
Categories: Football (Soccer), Funny, Sports, Video and viral spiral

I don’t know what the proper term here would be. I guess there are differences and I’m certainly not going to use the eternally stupid ‘little people’ so I guess you pick which one to go with.

I mean, it’s not like one of ‘em could beat me up if I didn’t offend them right? …right? Hahahahaha!

Basically this is one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen this year.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there are 11 tiny angry soccer players outside my door who’re looking to kick my ass. It’ll basically be like a 3 on 1 fight in ‘normal’ people terms.

Check out the video after the break.

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25
Mar

video: David Beckham on 60 minutes

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Football (Soccer), Hollywood, Sports and Video

I was going to post this yesterday since it is on Sunday; but the aforementioned server issues preempted that desire. However, I hope I can still cash in on the mountain of webhits posting anything on David Beckham provides. (seriously people, he competes with the nip slips of the ‘it’ girls in terms of hits, quite exquisite for the advertisers really. If I was a real asshole I’d put ‘nude’ in the title of the post and retire for this year)

20
Mar

David Beckham raises money for charity; honors Pele in New York City

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Football (Soccer), Hollywood and Sports

david-beckham-pele-mls-event-ny-charity.jpgDavid Beckham was in NYC for a charity event and had the honor of presenting the legendary Pele with a lifetime achievement award. He had this to say to Reuters:

“For me to be here to present this to the greatest sportsmen of all time, I feel particularly honored,” the Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder told reporters. “This absolutely is a highlight moment for me.”

The black-tie event, a $1,250-a-plate fundraiser at Gotham Hall, was a benefit for Harlem Youth Soccer.

Pele, 67, widely regarded as the greatest footballer ever, blazed a trail for soccer in North American soccer, one that Beckham now follows.

I can’t even imagine what an honor it would be to present a legend like Pele with an award. There aren’t many sportsmen who would elicit this kind of awe. Michael Jordan is probably the only one left; maybe Muhammad Ali also. Continue reading ‘David Beckham raises money for charity; honors Pele in New York City’

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13
Mar

‘nicolas cage’ scams Real Madrid

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Football (Soccer), Hollywood and Sports

paolo-calabresi-nicolas-cage-real-madrid-impersonator.jpgThis was too funny to ignore.

An Italian TV host, Paolo Calabresi, decided to play a gag on possibly the biggest sports (soccer/football is the biggest part of the club) club on earth, Real Madrid, and pose as Nicolas Cage for a Champions League match against AS Roma in Madrid this past weekend. Sports Illustrated reports:

“The truth is I was a little scared they would find me out, but from the first moment everyone was friendly with me,” Calabresi told Marca newspaper on Wednesday. “We knew there would be many repercussions. My phone won’t stop ringing.”

Videos posted on Spanish media Web sites showed Calabresi, whose English has an accent, being presented with a personalized Nicolas Cage team jersey from Calderon.

Calabresi also met and posed for photographs with Madrid forward Robinho.

Jesus Christ people really are retarded (especially Real Madrid. Viva Barca! I had to :) ) How do you not question the guy when you hear an American talking with an Italian accent?

If you’re Robinho you have to feel kinda pissed that you think you are getting pix with a big Hollywood star and not some jag off on Italian TV.

Seriously, this guy looks about as close to Nicolas Cage as I look to Brad Pitt.

Watch your nuts, Paolo.

UPDATE: I found a video of the whole thing. It’s after the break.

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11
Mar

David Beckham’s alleged mistress, Rebecca Loos, loses her top

By Manny
Categories: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Nudes, Football (Soccer), Hollywood, Hot Chicks and Nip Slip

A while back, David Becham allegedly banged Rebecca Loos while playing for Real Madrid.

Well, someone decided to take a camera to a topless beach and snap some pix of her jugs.

I guess it’s not creepy to do that if you are doing it to someone semi-famous because even I know it’s horribly creepy to pop up on the topless beach snapping shots of the girls.

Since I am trying to appease my advertisers I will be posting the actual pictures in the ‘dirty’ zone with the nudie flicks and stuff. So if you aren’t 18/21 or whatever is legal by you, don’t bother clicking HERE to see them.

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