LA LA LAndmine » Football (Soccer) http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Alex Morgan In Body Paint half naked? YES! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2012/02/14/alex-morgan-in-body-paint-half-naked-yes/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2012/02/14/alex-morgan-in-body-paint-half-naked-yes/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3947 If you don’t know who Alex Morgan is, I pity you. She is one of the stars of the US Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT for short)
Ms. Morgan is in Sports Illustrated’s body painting issue or some shit who cares, she is half naked covered in body paint. That is really what matters here. Now for more of what matters, check out the behind the scenes video of Alex stripped down half naked, getting painted and taking some of the sexiest shots I’ve seen in my life.

Playboy, please call her for a photoshoot ASAP. Do it. PLEASE.

Video after the break.

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There was some controversy as apparently some of her Spice Mates were collecting an award in town at the same time. (Daily Mail UK)

However, the real fun part is looking at her looking sloshed out of her mind.

In fairness though, she is about 60 lbs so I imagine the smell of a shot of whiskey would make her at least a bit tipsy.

Beside, she was just given a vineyard in the Napa Valley by her husband, LA Galaxy midfielder and England national team captain, David Beckham, so I can’t imagine ever paying for booze again if I had my own booze factory like she does.

Great minds are allowed to differ.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/06/05/victoria-beckham-possibly-drunk-in-nyc/feed/ 0 David Beckham’s paparazzi bitch slap http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/18/david-beckhams-paparazzi-bitch-slap/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/18/david-beckhams-paparazzi-bitch-slap/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:52:09 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2685 David Beckham was out at Pink Taco celebrating his wife’s birthday yesterday. I don’t care about that, but I do enjoy and respect the shove to the gob that he gave this fat faced moron for getting in close enough to conduct a colonoscopy.

I will never understand that phenomenon. You don’t NEED to get that close if you use proper lenses. Though I guess if you are a paparazzi you most likely aren’t a classically trained photographer who would actually know that.

Oh well. Since they are retarded we get to see fun stuff like fat morons getting jabbed in the face by sporting superstars.

Suck on it, fat boy.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/18/david-beckhams-paparazzi-bitch-slap/feed/ 0 viral spiral: dwarf/midget soccer team http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/13/viral-spiral-dwarfmidget-soccer-team/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/13/viral-spiral-dwarfmidget-soccer-team/#comments Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:39:42 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=2623 ]]> I don’t know what the proper term here would be. I guess there are differences and I’m certainly not going to use the eternally stupid ‘little people’ so I guess you pick which one to go with.

I mean, it’s not like one of ‘em could beat me up if I didn’t offend them right? …right? Hahahahaha!

Basically this is one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen this year.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there are 11 tiny angry soccer players outside my door who’re looking to kick my ass. It’ll basically be like a 3 on 1 fight in ‘normal’ people terms.

Check out the video after the break.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/25/video-david-beckham-on-60-minutes/feed/ 0 David Beckham raises money for charity; honors Pele in New York City http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/20/david-beckham-raises-money-for-charity-honors-pele-in-new-york-city/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/20/david-beckham-raises-money-for-charity-honors-pele-in-new-york-city/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:00:45 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/20/david-beckham-raises-money-for-charity-honors-pele-in-new-york-city/ david-beckham-pele-mls-event-ny-charity.jpgDavid Beckham was in NYC for a charity event and had the honor of presenting the legendary Pele with a lifetime achievement award. He had this to say to Reuters:
"For me to be here to present this to the greatest sportsmen of all time, I feel particularly honored," the Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder told reporters. "This absolutely is a highlight moment for me." The black-tie event, a $1,250-a-plate fundraiser at Gotham Hall, was a benefit for Harlem Youth Soccer. Pele, 67, widely regarded as the greatest footballer ever, blazed a trail for soccer in North American soccer, one that Beckham now follows.
I can't even imagine what an honor it would be to present a legend like Pele with an award. There aren't many sportsmen who would elicit this kind of awe. Michael Jordan is probably the only one left; maybe Muhammad Ali also. I only vaguely remember the end of the NASL's run in the US but it is the reason I am such a fan of the game today. I suggest everyone give money to the US Soccer Foundation as they do a lot of great work creating fields in poor neighborhoods so kids can play soccer instead of getting into trouble with so many of the bad things that come at kids in the more downtrodden neighborhoods.]]> david-beckham-pele-mls-event-ny-charity.jpgDavid Beckham was in NYC for a charity event and had the honor of presenting the legendary Pele with a lifetime achievement award. He had this to say to Reuters:

“For me to be here to present this to the greatest sportsmen of all time, I feel particularly honored,” the Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder told reporters. “This absolutely is a highlight moment for me.”

The black-tie event, a $1,250-a-plate fundraiser at Gotham Hall, was a benefit for Harlem Youth Soccer.

Pele, 67, widely regarded as the greatest footballer ever, blazed a trail for soccer in North American soccer, one that Beckham now follows.

I can’t even imagine what an honor it would be to present a legend like Pele with an award. There aren’t many sportsmen who would elicit this kind of awe. Michael Jordan is probably the only one left; maybe Muhammad Ali also.

I only vaguely remember the end of the NASL’s run in the US but it is the reason I am such a fan of the game today.

I suggest everyone give money to the US Soccer Foundation as they do a lot of great work creating fields in poor neighborhoods so kids can play soccer instead of getting into trouble with so many of the bad things that come at kids in the more downtrodden neighborhoods.

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"The truth is I was a little scared they would find me out, but from the first moment everyone was friendly with me," Calabresi told Marca newspaper on Wednesday. "We knew there would be many repercussions. My phone won't stop ringing." Videos posted on Spanish media Web sites showed Calabresi, whose English has an accent, being presented with a personalized Nicolas Cage team jersey from Calderon. Calabresi also met and posed for photographs with Madrid forward Robinho.
Jesus Christ people really are retarded (especially Real Madrid. Viva Barca! I had to :) ) How do you not question the guy when you hear an American talking with an Italian accent? If you're Robinho you have to feel kinda pissed that you think you are getting pix with a big Hollywood star and not some jag off on Italian TV. Seriously, this guy looks about as close to Nicolas Cage as I look to Brad Pitt. Watch your nuts, Paolo.

UPDATE: I found a video of the whole thing. It's after the break.

[youtube Tz1vKdUMBZ8]]]> paolo-calabresi-nicolas-cage-real-madrid-impersonator.jpgThis was too funny to ignore.

An Italian TV host, Paolo Calabresi, decided to play a gag on possibly the biggest sports (soccer/football is the biggest part of the club) club on earth, Real Madrid, and pose as Nicolas Cage for a Champions League match against AS Roma in Madrid this past weekend. Sports Illustrated reports:

“The truth is I was a little scared they would find me out, but from the first moment everyone was friendly with me,” Calabresi told Marca newspaper on Wednesday. “We knew there would be many repercussions. My phone won’t stop ringing.”

Videos posted on Spanish media Web sites showed Calabresi, whose English has an accent, being presented with a personalized Nicolas Cage team jersey from Calderon.

Calabresi also met and posed for photographs with Madrid forward Robinho.

Jesus Christ people really are retarded (especially Real Madrid. Viva Barca! I had to :) ) How do you not question the guy when you hear an American talking with an Italian accent?

If you’re Robinho you have to feel kinda pissed that you think you are getting pix with a big Hollywood star and not some jag off on Italian TV.

Seriously, this guy looks about as close to Nicolas Cage as I look to Brad Pitt.

Watch your nuts, Paolo.

UPDATE: I found a video of the whole thing. It’s after the break.

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CLICK HERE

]]> A while back, David Becham allegedly banged Rebecca Loos while playing for Real Madrid.

Well, someone decided to take a camera to a topless beach and snap some pix of her jugs.

I guess it’s not creepy to do that if you are doing it to someone semi-famous because even I know it’s horribly creepy to pop up on the topless beach snapping shots of the girls.

Since I am trying to appease my advertisers I will be posting the actual pictures in the ‘dirty’ zone with the nudie flicks and stuff. So if you aren’t 18/21 or whatever is legal by you, don’t bother clicking HERE to see them.

CLICK HERE

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/11/david-beckhams-alleged-mistress-rebecca-loos-loses-her-top/feed/ 1 Cheryl Cole still has no ring http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/21/cheryl-cole-still-has-no-ring/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/21/cheryl-cole-still-has-no-ring/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:01:13 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/21/cheryl-cole-still-has-no-ring/ cheryl-cole-no-ring-2.jpgI really haven't recounted the saga that is Cheryl Cole and Ashley 'Cashley' Cole's pending divorce mostly because: 1) Cheryl's singing group, Girls Aloud, is pretty much only big in the UK, which is a good accomplishment but it's still barely 70 million people 2) Ashley Cole is a douche. Even though Chelsea is a pretty well known soccer (football) club in Los Angeles due to their yearly off season training here, he pretty much hasn't ever played here and is an annoying douche. 3) Divorce sagas honestly kinda bore me in general these days. However, I make and exception now because Cheryl Cole is smoking hot. For some reason the Brits like the one in the group who is alabaster white with a goofy looking face more (Nicola?), but Cheryl is the Ferrari in that group. I'm also making an exception since she was in LA with her band mates. Anyway, as you can see in the pictures, once you are done drooling, she no longer has her ring on so you can pretty much put that marriage into the trash bin. Cheryl, if you are still in LA let's do drinks. I can console you*. More pix after the break. *consolation may or may not include me making clumsy passes at you and awkward groping of your breasts and ass or the exposing of my penis. Though it will most likely include all of those things in spades. cheryl-cole-no-ring-4.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-2.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-3.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-1.jpg]]> cheryl-cole-no-ring-2.jpgI really haven’t recounted the saga that is Cheryl Cole and Ashley ‘Cashley’ Cole’s pending divorce mostly because:

1) Cheryl’s singing group, Girls Aloud, is pretty much only big in the UK, which is a good accomplishment but it’s still barely 70 million people

2) Ashley Cole is a douche. Even though Chelsea is a pretty well known soccer (football) club in Los Angeles due to their yearly off season training here, he pretty much hasn’t ever played here and is an annoying douche.

3) Divorce sagas honestly kinda bore me in general these days.

However, I make and exception now because Cheryl Cole is smoking hot. For some reason the Brits like the one in the group who is alabaster white with a goofy looking face more (Nicola?), but Cheryl is the Ferrari in that group.

I’m also making an exception since she was in LA with her band mates.

Anyway, as you can see in the pictures, once you are done drooling, she no longer has her ring on so you can pretty much put that marriage into the trash bin.

Cheryl, if you are still in LA let’s do drinks. I can console you*.

More pix after the break.

*consolation may or may not include me making clumsy passes at you and awkward groping of your breasts and ass or the exposing of my penis. Though it will most likely include all of those things in spades.

cheryl-cole-no-ring-4.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-2.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-3.jpgcheryl-cole-no-ring-1.jpg

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Hannah Montana concert film has $16MILLION in pre-sales. World to stop spinning anytime now- Entertainment Weekly

Britney Spears’ house robbed while in hospital. Bring on the inevitable sex tape-US Magazine

Posh & Becks work on their tans together, still attached at the hip – Page 6

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/03/sunday-linkage/feed/ 1 David Beckham is severely pussy whipped http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/30/david-beckham-is-severely-pussy-whipped/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/30/david-beckham-is-severely-pussy-whipped/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:42:01 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/30/david-beckham-is-severely-pussy-whipped/ david-beckham-posh-shirt.jpgDavid Beckham was in Brazil launching his 3rd soccer (football) academy to add to his other schools in London and Los Angeles. However, he appeared at the event in a T-shirt by Marc Jacobs with his wife's image on the front of it. Seriously, dude? Either she has GOD pussy or you are just way whipped. I get that you love your wife and all but my god man; a little dignity. Beside, that shirt is retarded. You should be wearing 'no fat chicks' shirts and classy shit like that.]]> david-beckham-posh-shirt.jpgDavid Beckham was in Brazil launching his 3rd soccer (football) academy to add to his other schools in London and Los Angeles.

However, he appeared at the event in a T-shirt by Marc Jacobs with his wife’s image on the front of it.

Seriously, dude? Either she has GOD pussy or you are just way whipped. I get that you love your wife and all but my god man; a little dignity.

Beside, that shirt is retarded.

You should be wearing ‘no fat chicks’ shirts and classy shit like that.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/30/david-beckham-is-severely-pussy-whipped/feed/ 1 Reebok Ent. Presents Framed w/ Thierry Henry & Paz Vega http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/reebok-ent-presents-framed-w-thierry-henry-paz-vega/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/reebok-ent-presents-framed-w-thierry-henry-paz-vega/#comments Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:49:29 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/reebok-ent-presents-framed-w-thierry-henry-paz-vega/ [youtube xrYuHm-a7TQ]

]]> Reebok Entertainment launched a project that pairs and athlete, as the star, with a movie star, as the director, where they are supposed to collaborate on a short film that will air on IFC.

If this is any indication of how the series will go, they better hire some real directors QUICK. This is coming from someone who is actually a fan of Henry and his club (FC Barcelona)

This is basically a jerk off fest commercial. Well done, no really, well done. /sarcasm

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]]> Notorious name dropper, Snoop Dogg, told his kids that he knew David Beckham. Well, his kids called his bluff and said the only way they would go to soccer practice was if Goldenballs himself showed up to coach them.

You’re dad wins, fig nuts.

david beckham snoop dogg kids

source: Daily Mail UK

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/09/snoop-dogg-still-has-fuck-you-money/feed/ 0 Beckham Is Gang Raped By Toddlers http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/beckham-is-gang-raped-by-toddlers/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/beckham-is-gang-raped-by-toddlers/#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:01:20 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/beckham-is-gang-raped-by-toddlers/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usI don't know the whole story here. Though I'm pretty sure I'm right about this. The Sun UK said he was in China launching a new mobile phone for Motorola but I have heard things about the ravenous lust for sex and power in China. The kids there are monsters. So I think my angle is right. Look at the cold dark expressions on their faces. Don't let their cherubic smiles and obvious innocence fool you. They are monsters out for blood and humiliation. I know it looks like they are just a bunch of little girls excited to see their hero and want to hug a superstar but they photoshopped out the chloroform rags and switchblades they have in their hands. Just look at Beck's face as he screams for his life. Poor bastard. If he survives this attack, he'll be in Australia playing in a friendly with LA Galaxy against Sydney FC on Tuesday. I know there are reports that he is already there and doing pressers, but I'm sure they are still trying to identify his corpse after what those Chinese girls did to him. If I am proven wrong*, I will post the results of the match. Though don't count on it. *I can guarantee I am 100% wrong. This has all been a joke. It's sad that I even have to write that disclaimer. P.S. For those who care, Beck's team England, was knocked out of the European championship qualifiers. Hahahahahahaha!!! Germany is gonna win easily anyway (hooray!), but it's still HILARIOUS to me.Germany 3]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usI don’t know the whole story here. Though I’m pretty sure I’m right about this. The Sun UK said he was in China launching a new mobile phone for Motorola but I have heard things about the ravenous lust for sex and power in China. The kids there are monsters. So I think my angle is right.

Look at the cold dark expressions on their faces. Don’t let their cherubic smiles and obvious innocence fool you. They are monsters out for blood and humiliation.

I know it looks like they are just a bunch of little girls excited to see their hero and want to hug a superstar but they photoshopped out the chloroform rags and switchblades they have in their hands. Just look at Beck’s face as he screams for his life. Poor bastard.

If he survives this attack, he’ll be in Australia playing in a friendly with LA Galaxy against Sydney FC on Tuesday. I know there are reports that he is already there and doing pressers, but I’m sure they are still trying to identify his corpse after what those Chinese girls did to him.

If I am proven wrong*, I will post the results of the match. Though don’t count on it.

*I can guarantee I am 100% wrong. This has all been a joke. It’s sad that I even have to write that disclaimer.

P.S. For those who care, Beck’s team England, was knocked out of the European championship qualifiers. Hahahahahahaha!!! Germany is gonna win easily anyway (hooray!), but it’s still HILARIOUS to me.Germany 3

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]]> …figure out what the hell this is all about.

Beckham

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/until-next-time/feed/ 0 Sunday Links Semi-Madness http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/04/sunday-links-semi-madness/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/04/sunday-links-semi-madness/#comments Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:36:23 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/04/sunday-links-semi-madness/ Another slow ass Sunday. Here are some links to mildly amusing stories to keep your appetite sated 'til Monday. Cate Blanchett preggers, Aguilera confirms that she is not fat, just pregnant: BBC David Beckham's surprise visit to Extreme Makeover Home Edition: People Bullshit!: 50 Cent breaks his promise to retire: Gatecrasher Hayden Paenttiere has breast awareness, in addition to the high level of crotch awareness already possessed: Hollywood Tuna]]> Another slow ass Sunday. Here are some links to mildly amusing stories to keep your appetite sated ’til Monday.

Cate Blanchett preggers, Aguilera confirms that she is not fat, just pregnant: BBC

David Beckham’s surprise visit to Extreme Makeover Home Edition: People

Bullshit!: 50 Cent breaks his promise to retire: Gatecrasher

Hayden Paenttiere has breast awareness, in addition to the high level of crotch awareness already possessed: Hollywood Tuna

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/04/sunday-links-semi-madness/feed/ 0 Beckham: Tom Doesn’t Shove It Down My Throat http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/30/beckham-tom-doesnt-shove-it-down-my-throat/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/30/beckham-tom-doesnt-shove-it-down-my-throat/#comments Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:16:20 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/30/beckham-tom-doesnt-shove-it-down-my-throat/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usShove what you ask? Arena (via The Daily Mail) reports:
Beckham, who has been named Britain's most powerful man under 40 by Arena magazine, said: "We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. "But they have never turned around to us and said, 'You have to be a part of this', because that's not what they're about. It's never been about that." "There's been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don't do things like that. Tom and wife Katie Holmes welcomed David and Victoria to LA with a huge star-studded party in July, and have continued to help them settle into their new life. David told Arena: "They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us."
Oh, shove THAT down his throat. I wonder if he still tries to shove anything else down his throa, cause, ya know, people say things about Tom's sexuality.* *which are merely rumors and allegations from other people not me please don't sue me you litigation mad munchkin.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usShove what you ask? Arena (via The Daily Mail) reports:

Beckham, who has been named Britain’s most powerful man under 40 by Arena magazine, said: “We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in.

“But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that.”

“There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that.

Tom and wife Katie Holmes welcomed David and Victoria to LA with a huge star-studded party in July, and have continued to help them settle into their new life.

David told Arena: “They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.”

Oh, shove THAT down his throat. I wonder if he still tries to shove anything else down his throa, cause, ya know, people say things about Tom’s sexuality.*

*which are merely rumors and allegations from other people not me please don’t sue me you litigation mad munchkin.

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A source said: “Noel couldn’t believe it. Mancs and Scousers haven’t been the closest of friends – and asking a City fanatic to sign a guitar for a United player is a red rag to a bull. It was a gift for Noel – he loves a wind-up.”

It is not the first time Noel has left an outrageous message for a United player.

He was asked to sign a guitar for defender GARY NEVILLE in 2000 and scrawled “Happy birthday k***head” on it.

Ahh, I love a good prank. It's like when I shot Johnny Smith in 5th grade in his stupid fat face for knocking my books out of my hands in front of Penny James. After I did it I was like 'Ha ha! Gotcha! You don't have a face or a life now! Jokes on you dude! Guess we're even now.'

Don't tell me I don't know how to take a joke.

*note to some of my US readers, I realize some of the names in the sports world mean nothing to you, but Manchester United is one of the most followed clubs on earth; and Wayne Rooney is a big star on their team. So I apologize for those who don't know what all that means but their are 4.7 billion on earth who all know who that is are laughing right now I promise.

Beside, Oasis was a big band here so STFU and I am HUGE in Argentina and the Eastern Bloc countries. (I'm not joking, it's weird & cool)

]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThis is funny. Oasis front man, Noel Gallagher was asked by the girlfriend of Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, if he would sign his guitar for his birthday since he is such a huge fan.

Well, the problem is, Noel is a MASSIVE fan of United crosstown rivals Manchester City FC. Rather than let the opportunity pass him by, he took the opportunity to have a little fun. The Sun UK reports.

A source said: “Noel couldn’t believe it. Mancs and Scousers haven’t been the closest of friends – and asking a City fanatic to sign a guitar for a United player is a red rag to a bull. It was a gift for Noel – he loves a wind-up.”

It is not the first time Noel has left an outrageous message for a United player.

He was asked to sign a guitar for defender GARY NEVILLE in 2000 and scrawled “Happy birthday k***head” on it.

Ahh, I love a good prank. It’s like when I shot Johnny Smith in 5th grade in his stupid fat face for knocking my books out of my hands in front of Penny James. After I did it I was like ‘Ha ha! Gotcha! You don’t have a face or a life now! Jokes on you dude! Guess we’re even now.’

Don’t tell me I don’t know how to take a joke.

*note to some of my US readers, I realize some of the names in the sports world mean nothing to you, but Manchester United is one of the most followed clubs on earth; and Wayne Rooney is a big star on their team. So I apologize for those who don’t know what all that means but their are 4.7 billion on earth who all know who that is are laughing right now I promise.

Beside, Oasis was a big band here so STFU and I am HUGE in Argentina and the Eastern Bloc countries. (I’m not joking, it’s weird & cool)

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Here are some clips of him in action doing what made him famous.

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]]> Cristiano Ronaldo is easily one of the top 10 most recognizable sports stars in the world. (though probably a bit further down the line in the US) With that in mind, he is starting to get out in more ads in print and TV.

I’m not so sure about this one though. Kinda odd for an ad for a bank. I’m sure he’ll do better next time.

P.S. If you are getting sick of hearing about David Beckham, Cristiano is set to pop as huge as him so you’ll have another Eurosport star to get sick of. (I am no fan of his club- Manchester United, but he is a ridiculous talent.

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Here are some clips of him in action doing what made him famous.

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"When Monsieur and Madame Beckham are followed by photographers, it's part of their line of work." The Beckhams' case wasn't helped by their bodyguards' testimony that the snappers were grabbed before they took any pictures or by the fact that on a later date, one lensman was thrown into the Mediterranean by a bodyguard.
I guess it would be hard to sue someone for taking pictures that never happened huh? Nice try guys. I do like the whole tossing your enemies into the sea thing. I hope they have built their own torture pit now though. Oh and I want it filled with sharks...and leeches...those things are gross.]]> Vicky BecksYou know it’s a slow news day when these are the most interesting stories…

A French court denied the Beckham clan $40,000 in damages stemming from an incident in 2004 when they claim a photog took pictures of them in their pool. The defense argued (reported by Page 6):

“When Monsieur and Madame Beckham are followed by photographers, it’s part of their line of work.” The Beckhams’ case wasn’t helped by their bodyguards’ testimony that the snappers were grabbed before they took any pictures or by the fact that on a later date, one lensman was thrown into the Mediterranean by a bodyguard.

I guess it would be hard to sue someone for taking pictures that never happened huh? Nice try guys.

I do like the whole tossing your enemies into the sea thing. I hope they have built their own torture pit now though. Oh and I want it filled with sharks…and leeches…those things are gross.

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I love the assclown asking him about his father's health. I'm sure he wanted to be reminded of his father's heart attack by a mouth breather with a camera. Well played. Leave the interviews to the people who actually know how to doing for a living you uncouth retard.]]> [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.]

I love the assclown asking him about his father’s health. I’m sure he wanted to be reminded of his father’s heart attack by a mouth breather with a camera.

Well played.

Leave the interviews to the people who actually know how to doing for a living you uncouth retard.

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I hear from sources, that his father actually died on the way to the hospital and was resuscitated en route. He has been stabilized and appears to be doing better.

No word yet on whether wife, Victoria, cut her trip to Japan short to be with David.

The father and son had been on the outs until recently and were only reunited in April.

All the best to Ted Beckham on a quick recovery.

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I don’t know about you but I’m always walking around shirtless with my phone hanging around my neck. I’m also mobbed by thousands of ladies everywhere I go who want me.

One moment…pardon me….I cry when I lie. You still love me don’t you stuffed Gorilla with propeller beanie, don’t you? Hey! Where are you going?

::puts gun in mouth; pulls trigger::

More ad pictures after the  break

Becks New Ad

Becks New Ad

*in bizarro world

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On 29 August, minders had to rush in during an LA Galaxy game when a fan jumped into the VIP area where Posh and sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 5, and 2-year-old Cruz were sitting.

A month before that, husband David had a terrifying experience when a stalker managed to get in his room at the King Edward Hotel in Toronto, Canada, while he was on tour with his football team. 

Uh, it sounds like you need better security fellas. I don’t know if I buy the kidnapping angle. How often does that really happen? Especially to famous kids? That’s so early-1900′s.

I could see a crazy fan who they smiled at once putting a shank in them because they feel like they have been ‘ignoring’ them. Or some other loony bin shit like that.

So see? It’s not so bad. Your kids will be safe. You only have to worry about taking a blade to the gut while you sleep because you hire shoddy security who can’t keep shitheads out of a gated home. Sound better?

You make a quarter of a BILLION dollars, pay for some people who aren’t dumb fucks to guard your shit!

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This is total bullshit. Granted, I would totally peel out all over the place if I had a custom Escalade, but if I did it in front of the cops I’d get a ticket. Give ‘em a ticket goddammit, he has the money.

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