David Beckham was in Brazil launching his 3rd soccer (football) academy to add to his other schools in London and Los Angeles.
However, he appeared at the event in a T-shirt by Marc Jacobs with his wife’s image on the front of it.
Seriously, dude? Either she has GOD pussy or you are just way whipped. I get that you love your wife and all but my god man; a little dignity.
Beside, that shirt is retarded.
You should be wearing ‘no fat chicks’ shirts and classy shit like that.
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Reebok Entertainment launched a project that pairs and athlete, as the star, with a movie star, as the director, where they are supposed to collaborate on a short film that will air on IFC.
If this is any indication of how the series will go, they better hire some real directors QUICK. This is coming from someone who is actually a fan of Henry and his club (FC Barcelona)
This is basically a jerk off fest commercial. Well done, no really, well done. /sarcasm
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Notorious name dropper, Snoop Dogg, told his kids that he knew David Beckham. Well, his kids called his bluff and said the only way they would go to soccer practice was if Goldenballs himself showed up to coach them.
You’re dad wins, fig nuts.
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I don’t know the whole story here. Though I’m pretty sure I’m right about this. The Sun UK said he was in China launching a new mobile phone for Motorola but I have heard things about the ravenous lust for sex and power in China. The kids there are monsters. So I think my angle is right.
Look at the cold dark expressions on their faces. Don’t let their cherubic smiles and obvious innocence fool you. They are monsters out for blood and humiliation.
I know it looks like they are just a bunch of little girls excited to see their hero and want to hug a superstar but they photoshopped out the chloroform rags and switchblades they have in their hands. Just look at Beck’s face as he screams for his life. Poor bastard.
If he survives this attack, he’ll be in Australia playing in a friendly with LA Galaxy against Sydney FC on Tuesday. I know there are reports that he is already there and doing pressers, but I’m sure they are still trying to identify his corpse after what those Chinese girls did to him.
If I am proven wrong*, I will post the results of the match. Though don’t count on it. Continue reading ‘Beckham Is Gang Raped By Toddlers’
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Another slow ass Sunday. Here are some links to mildly amusing stories to keep your appetite sated ’til Monday.
Cate Blanchett preggers, Aguilera confirms that she is not fat, just pregnant: BBC
David Beckham’s surprise visit to Extreme Makeover Home Edition: People
Bullshit!: 50 Cent breaks his promise to retire: Gatecrasher
Hayden Paenttiere has breast awareness, in addition to the high level of crotch awareness already possessed: Hollywood Tuna
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Shove what you ask? Arena (via The Daily Mail) reports:
Beckham, who has been named Britain’s most powerful man under 40 by Arena magazine, said: “We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in.
“But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that.”
“There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that.
Tom and wife Katie Holmes welcomed David and Victoria to LA with a huge star-studded party in July, and have continued to help them settle into their new life.
David told Arena: “They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.”
Oh, shove THAT down his throat. I wonder if he still tries to shove anything else down his throa, cause, ya know, people say things about Tom’s sexuality.* Continue reading ‘Beckham: Tom Doesn’t Shove It Down My Throat’
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This is funny. Oasis front man, Noel Gallagher was asked by the girlfriend of Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, if he would sign his guitar for his birthday since he is such a huge fan.
Well, the problem is, Noel is a MASSIVE fan of United crosstown rivals Manchester City FC. Rather than let the opportunity pass him by, he took the opportunity to have a little fun. The Sun UK reports.
A source said: “Noel couldn’t believe it. Mancs and Scousers haven’t been the closest of friends – and asking a City fanatic to sign a guitar for a United player is a red rag to a bull. It was a gift for Noel – he loves a wind-up.”
It is not the first time Noel has left an outrageous message for a United player.
He was asked to sign a guitar for defender GARY NEVILLE in 2000 and scrawled “Happy birthday k***head” on it.
Ahh, I love a good prank. It’s like when I shot Johnny Smith in 5th grade in his stupid fat face for knocking my books out of my hands in front of Penny James. After I did it I was like ‘Ha ha! Gotcha! You don’t have a face or a life now! Jokes on you dude! Guess we’re even now.’
Don’t tell me I don’t know how to take a joke. Continue reading ‘Noel Gallagher Is A Prankster’
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Cristiano Ronaldo is easily one of the top 10 most recognizable sports stars in the world. (though probably a bit further down the line in the US) With that in mind, he is starting to get out in more ads in print and TV.
I’m not so sure about this one though. Kinda odd for an ad for a bank. I’m sure he’ll do better next time.
P.S. If you are getting sick of hearing about David Beckham, Cristiano is set to pop as huge as him so you’ll have another Eurosport star to get sick of. (I am no fan of his club- Manchester United, but he is a ridiculous talent.
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Continue reading ‘Cristiano Ronaldo Pops His Fame Cherry’
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You know it’s a slow news day when these are the most interesting stories…
A French court denied the Beckham clan $40,000 in damages stemming from an incident in 2004 when they claim a photog took pictures of them in their pool. The defense argued (reported by Page 6):
“When Monsieur and Madame Beckham are followed by photographers, it’s part of their line of work.” The Beckhams’ case wasn’t helped by their bodyguards’ testimony that the snappers were grabbed before they took any pictures or by the fact that on a later date, one lensman was thrown into the Mediterranean by a bodyguard.
I guess it would be hard to sue someone for taking pictures that never happened huh? Nice try guys.
I do like the whole tossing your enemies into the sea thing. I hope they have built their own torture pit now though. Oh and I want it filled with sharks…and leeches…those things are gross.
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