This has nothing to do with celebrities but I don’t care. I decided I’m just going to post whatever the fuck I want.
a friend of mine works for an adoption agency and got this e-mail and response from a ‘gentlemen’ looking to adopt a child. I’m still dying.
I mean seriously, this sounds like Sascha Baron Cohen trying out a new bit with Borat.
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Actual inquiry email and reason #419 I want to blow up my computer:
My name is REDACTED and I\’m very proud professional dog trainer and also i make very good ring fights for them.
I train more than 150 dogs and i became very famous now!
Anyway, i make 2nd wife 4 years ago (1st one go to family, we divorce), me and 2nd wife we make too much sexy time but no kids, i know this a big problem! but its ok woman always make problem…. but im good and i manage woman good.
ok now lets talk business, i have too much money and wife and me we want to take 2 boys or 1 boy and 1 girl but no black color.
when can we come and chose and pay money?
I wait for your email.
Thank you very much.
REPLY HE SENT AFTER SHE SENT THE ‘ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?’ REPLY A NORMAL PERSON MIGHT EXPECT:
Continue reading ‘When “Borat” Tries To Adopt a Child’
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Uh!
Gentlemen, if there was ever a video to show you why you never, ever, ever propose to a woman in front of 17k+ people and thousands (if not millions) watching on TV and online this is it.
I gotta hand it to her though, most people would have made it look like a ‘yes’ and let him down easy once they were in private. She went with the soul shattering, ball busting über humiliation.
That’s a class A bitch right there (to go with a class A douchebag rube of a man). I gotta respect that.
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘Viral Spiral: Failed marriage proposal at houston rocket’s NBA game’
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There are some doozies on this list of ways to get fired from work.
My personal favorite is labelling your garbage can ‘inbox.’
I will be testing all of these out tomorrow at work and hopefully trying a few new ones to add to the list. I’ll let ya know how it goes.
Check out the list: HERE
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Hey, he told her not to play with the gun until he had a chance to show her how to properly handle it. (advice everyone should follow)
Check out her priceless face when he springs his trap. Golden. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: wife plays with gun; husband plays a prank. Golden’
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No joke, I’m not a fan of iphone yet. (too many features missing and the app store…who gives a shit? There are freeware apps for all of the other smartphone platforms out there that have been floating around for YEARS. It’s just Apple catching up to the smartphone pack. It’s a smart move, no doubt, as it’s the apps that tie users to a platform as they grow used to them and don’t want to lose ones they paid for.)
I am a fan of Blendtec blenders. If I had and extra $400 to blow I would absolutely get one as you can pretty much jam a corpse in there and it’ll be pulverized.
Check out what happens when iPhone 3G meets blender after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: will it blend? iPhone 3G edition’
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I have long hoped for a 3rd party to re-emerge in the US. I also feel that many candidates miss out on what really matters to me…until now.
Check out the video after the break of the political organization I now fully support.
Suffering ’08! Continue reading ‘viral spiral: I found my new political lifeblood. Suffering ’08!’
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This guy is a regular at a pizza place in Los Angeles called Daimiano’s.
He actually paid the server to videotape him singing this shit. Anything to be famous I guess.
I do like the missing teeth though. That’s pretty sweet.
Check it out after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: Los Angeles pizza place rap’
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I know I’ve posted something else from failblog.org before, but they get some good ones over there. (plus they have easy embed code so it saves me the fucking time to type extra code.)
I don’t think the last guy in the row of fools could have a more classic reaction.
Enjoy that testicular amputation douche bag.
Check out the pick after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: when bike stunts go wrong…err…fail.’
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This just cracked me up.
IF you ever wondered how many people Sly slaughtered with his shirt on or off in the Rambo series, then this chart is for you.
You should also go check out the latest edition in the saga as it’s a 90 minute kill fest. Basically, if you have testicles and like to claim you are a man, you should enjoy that movie.
Check out the chart after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: your guide to all things Rambo’
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Fat girl vs. the mechanical bull.
There is no better breeding ground this side of the nut shot than ‘fattie fall down go boom’
Check out the video after the jump. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: fat girl vs. mechanical bull’
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