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01
Nov

Pardon Me Grandma, Have You Seen Keeley Hazell? Whaaaaaaaa?!?!?

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWhat in the hell is going on here? Keeley is looking remarkably average. Does she have a new man who discourages her from showing her inner hotness? I’ve seen racier looks at nursing homes.

Though the nerd in me is far too excited that she is playing video games at The Simpsons video game launch. Maybe she’d totally be into me after all. We could play FIFA 08 in between torrid love making sessions. Just throwing that out there Keeley. Think about it.

Stop laughing…stop laughing god dammit! Nooooo!

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17
Aug

Apple Hates Trees: iPhone Bill Edition

Reports of ‘inefficient’ iPhone billing have been rampant. Here is a video of what one might expect. Enjoy your iPhone, dickfaces. ;)

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18
Jul

Real Tranformers

 
   

 

 

     

 

      
   
Video of a real transforming robot.This is at least 15 times better than the piece of shit movie that Michael Bay just did.

Who ever made this thing should direct the sequel.
               

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28
Jun

Word On The Street: iPhone

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Word on the street is the iPhone is best left alone until version 2.0.

Some issues:

  • no interchangeable battery. If you don’t charge it, you are fucked
  • doesn’t sync with corporate e-mail easily or elegantly
  • has an iPod component which are already notorious for burning out in 2 years or less
  • page load time on yahoo.com was 2 minutes…that is AWFUL

Much of this may sound like stuff that doesn’t apply to the "regular" user, which may be true, but the phone is priced at the business class level and has been marketed as a tool business folks can use.

Besides, anyone who uses pocket PC’s/Smartphones can tell you, the sync function is GREAT even if you are only using for private reasons. The poor data handling is a kiss of death for any user buying this phone. No one wants to sit there for 5 minutes to send an MMS of your crotch to your friends.

It looks pretty and I’m sure someday it might be pretty cool. However, I don’t think it will get above the Sidekick level of functionality and usability. A real expensive toy with very little functional use.

I am officially not excited about iPhone now. Drop the price or make improvements…VAST improvements.

Popularity: 2% [?]

11
Jun

Beer Technology Is Getting Better All The Time

If I could marry this thing I would. Do you think it would like me? I think I would be a good husband to it. C’mon, seriously, baby!

Now if they could make it dump it in my mouth and clean up my vomit once I’ve had 50 or so beers we’d be in business.

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