Kate Beckinsale is hot. No doubt.
For some reason she just never moves the needle for me all that much. Maybe it’s the whole ‘reserved English lady’ thing she kinda cultivates. (plus I have a friend who works for someone who knows her well and heard some things that just make her sound too ‘normal’ to me)
In any event, every now and then it’s nice to take a peek at her hotness and when she is in a bikini it’s high time to drop in.
The crazy thing is she has a kid (2 if memory serves) and one of them isn’t all that old. Her body still looks better than most 19 year olds. (except for the terrible breast implants but as long as you don’t see them flying free you’re OK)
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What in the hell is Audrina Patridge doing greasing down this midget man?
Why wasn’t I born a tiny Hispanic man with poor taste in swimwear and obvious lack of discipline to push myself away from the dinner table before it was time for 4ths?
Surely there must be an explanation for what is going on there.
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So I did debate this putting this in the dirty bird page. (mostly since it’s been a bit since I’ve added anything there) However, it is tame enough.
Lindsay Lohan went out on the town rocking a wife beater…a very thinly materialed wife beater and…well that was about it.
Unfortunately, it is black so it basically obscures everything enough.
Then again, I’ve posted full on nudes of her here before so I guess you could just search for those as well.
Lindsay’s tits have pretty much popped up a ton of times is what I’m basically driving at here.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Lindsay Lohan eschews wearing a bra. Thank you, Lindsay…get nude again please.’
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Audrina Patridge is a smart smart girl.
She obviously wants to keep the heat she’s been building up to be the ‘top girl’ on The Hills that she has been basically photographed in her clothes maybe twice all summer.
When she is clothed, it’s usually ridiculously sexy dresses.
However, on this day she decided to stick with the money maker: bikini shots.
She is definitely on one of the now ubiquitous rooftop pools in a revitalized downtown LA. (I am actually jealous as I have been trying to find a good building down there with a party deck that doesn’t suck–I’m sure it’ll happen soon. You will all be invited.*)
I need say nothing else but ‘wow’ once again. She is just retarded hot as usual and should never wear anything but a bikini ever again.
Try to ignore her fat ass friend and the douchebag she is constantly draped all over as they both kinda ruin a few shots.
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MIley Cyrus is pretty much hell bent on being Hollywood’s biggest hobag before the age of 21 even if it kills her.
The mysterious Trainreq has released more photos that he claims he hacked/found/etc from his hard drives. (search for other posts on Miley Cyrus to find the forum he posts them on. I am 90% sure it’s digitalgansters.com but I’m too lazy to double check. Fuck you I don’t get paid for this. I’m sure It’ll be one of the related posts below.)
I mean, she HAS to know that when you take pix like this, and you are famous, someone, ANYONE will find them and post them on the internet these days.
For now you can enjoy the rapidly careening train wreck that is Miley Cyrus’ career. More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Miley Cyrus still hate controversy. New leaked photos’
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I don’t know what it is about Amanda Bynes. There has never been much appeal to her at all. She was always kinda goofy and dorky and the antithesis of anything that is even remotely attractive in a woman.
However, I must admit, she looks pretty hot in her work out clothes. Even though she is clearly packing on a pound or two more than she should be, she still looks pretty hot. (she gets excused for the extra pound since she’s working out…says the guy with the 90 inch waist and size 108 suit)
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Hayden Panettiere was at the Comi-Con in San Diego over the weekend doing a meet and greet and had her mysophobic tendencies on full display. (mysophobia is the proper name for ‘germaphobia’)
Now, I don’t blame her for wanting to ward off the effects of oodles of cum and vaseline from the basement masturbating hordes handling her.
However, how about you not pump half a liter on your hand in front of everyone basically advertising the fact that you think they are disgu
Kate Beckinsale is hot. No doubt.
