LA LA LAndmine » Hot Chicks http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I wanna take Santa to the bone zone: Audrina Patridge Dressed As SEXY Santa Edition http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/20/i-wanna-take-santa-to-the-bone-zone-audrina-patridge-dressed-as-sexy-santa-edition/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/20/i-wanna-take-santa-to-the-bone-zone-audrina-patridge-dressed-as-sexy-santa-edition/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:19:04 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3934 [/caption] My god....the all-things-Audrina policy rolls on into it's 900 year. She is just hot as hell and again I ask why the continued lack of cameos on TV and film? Sure she acts about as well as a Ziplock full of mud and thistles but she's hot and that's all I demand of my TV/Film hotties. The only bad part about Audrina Patridge dressed as a sexy Santa is that for the first time ever I find myself thinking; "man, I'd love to fuck the shit out of Santa!" I need to call my therapist and work out that problem. In the meantime, those who aren't similarly afflicted can enjoy the rest of the shots after the break. [gallery columns="2" orderby="title"]]]>

Audrina Patridge is a Sexy Santa

My god….the all-things-Audrina policy rolls on into it’s 900 year. She is just hot as hell and again I ask why the continued lack of cameos on TV and film?

Sure she acts about as well as a Ziplock full of mud and thistles but she’s hot and that’s all I demand of my TV/Film hotties.

The only bad part about Audrina Patridge dressed as a sexy Santa is that for the first time ever I find myself thinking; “man, I’d love to fuck the shit out of Santa!”

I need to call my therapist and work out that problem. In the meantime, those who aren’t similarly afflicted can enjoy the rest of the shots after the break. Audrina Patridge is a Sexy Santa article-2070950-0F1525A000000578-630_306x763 article-2070950-0F1525EB00000578-679_634x733 article-2070950-0F1529CF00000578-379_306x763 article-2070950-0F152E9300000578-404_634x721 article-2070950-0F152F6100000578-952_634x657

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/20/i-wanna-take-santa-to-the-bone-zone-audrina-patridge-dressed-as-sexy-santa-edition/feed/ 0 Audrina Patridge in a Bikini http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/12/audrina-patridge-in-a-bikini/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/12/audrina-patridge-in-a-bikini/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:35:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3887 Yeah these are a little older (like 5 months old) and I felt a little guilty writing another ‘hey yeah, I’m here but not here’ post.

Furthermore, I’m still in the ‘I think Audrina Patridge is hot as hell and should be on my TV all the time’ camp.

So yeah this is from her 26th birthday in Las Vegas and who gives a fuck? She’s in a bikini and looks facemeltingly hot. Though I think she was sexier as a brunette she looks good in her natural color as well.

Enjoy more below. 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-00-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-01-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-02-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-03-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-04-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-05-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-06-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-07-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-08-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-09-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-10-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-11-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-12-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-13-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-14-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-15-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-16-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-17-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-19-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-20-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-21-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-23-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-24-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-25-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-26-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-27-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-28-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-29-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-30-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-31-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-34-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-35-435x580 0516-audrina-patridge-bikini-36-435x580

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2011/12/12/audrina-patridge-in-a-bikini/feed/ 1 Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/06/vanessa-hudgens-nude-redux-megan-fox-to-blame/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/06/vanessa-hudgens-nude-redux-megan-fox-to-blame/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:16:26 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3875 vanessa_hudgens_3So Vanessa Hudgens might be retarded.

About a year ago photos of her that she took to entice her boyfriend, Zac Efron, were leaked and she was allegedly embarrassed by the event.

Well, here we are today and she is nude again sending pix to her boyfriend Zac Efron.

Uhhh so is she retarded or is there something else to blame?

There have been reports of Efron romancing Megan Fox and Vanessa being angry about it. Of course she denies it but what better way to get the attention back on you then leaking nude photos once again?

It might work, Nessa. However, Megan Fox fully clothed is still about a billion times hotter than you. You could put a parka on Megan Fox and you could be nude holding a case of beer and most dudes are gonna go with Megan.

NSFW pix after the break. UPDATE: Removed. It turns out she only re-leaked older photos of herself from when she was almost 18 but not quite. (I’m sure her having a movie come out this week was no motivation either) LAME.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/06/vanessa-hudgens-nude-redux-megan-fox-to-blame/feed/ 0 Katy Perry In A Pink Bikini http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/katy-perry-in-a-pink-bikini/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/katy-perry-in-a-pink-bikini/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:23:11 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3868 SPL117090_006Katy Perry has a fabulous rack.

Katy Perry has a pretty decent body.

Katy Perry still has some pretty shitty music.

However, let’s remember, Katy Perry has a nice rack. Let us also remember that nice racks look nice in little pink bikinis.

Thank you Katy. (for the pick not the shitty music.)

A few more shots after the break. SPL117090_006 Katy_Perry_Pink_bikini_2 Katy_Perry_Pink_bikini_2 (1) Katy_Perry_Pink_bikini_2 (2) Katy_Perry_Pink_bikini_2 (3)

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/katy-perry-in-a-pink-bikini/feed/ 0 Jessica Alba’s Wet Ass In A Bikini http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/jessica-albas-wet-ass-in-a-bikini/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/jessica-albas-wet-ass-in-a-bikini/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:08:58 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3865 jessica_alba_bikini_ass_1I’m a big believer in post titles that cut right to the chase. Why bother being clever when it’s Jessica Alba’s wet ass in a muthafuckin’ bikini?

Soaking wet Jessica Alba in a god-damned son of a bitchin’ bikini…Nicely tanned, Jessica Fuckn’ Alba…yeah you get the idea.

There is a uhhh…something I have to go take care of for about the next 10 minutes. A few more shots after the break.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/04/jessica-albas-wet-ass-in-a-bikini/feed/ 0 Video: Stacy Keibler In A Bikini http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/03/video-stacy-keibler-in-a-bikini/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/03/video-stacy-keibler-in-a-bikini/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:16:55 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3859 Uh yeah, I really don’t think I need anymore description than it’s Stacy fucking Keibler in a bikini for her Maxim Photoshoot.

If this sorta thing isn’t your cup of tea I’m sure Playgirl updates content for you regularly on their website.

Video after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2009/08/03/video-stacy-keibler-in-a-bikini/feed/ 0 Audrina Patridge bikini shopping in winter http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/12/12/audrina-patridge-bikini-shopping-in-winter/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/12/12/audrina-patridge-bikini-shopping-in-winter/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:18:44 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3849 Well it was pretty obvious that any return to posting would involve Audrina Patridge in a bikini.

This set of pictures also fully illustrates a few of the finer points about LA:

1) there are entire stores dedicated to bikinis all over the place.

2) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not.

3) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not who CAN wear them because the weather is often nice enough to be lounging around half nude in bikinis all year round.

4) Audrina Patridge. That’s all.

More pix after the break.


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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/12/12/audrina-patridge-bikini-shopping-in-winter/feed/ 0 Audrina Patridge; if you’d like to have sex with me, wear leopard stockings to an event http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/25/audrina-patridge-if-youd-like-to-have-sex-with-me-wear-leopard-stockings-to-an-event/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/25/audrina-patridge-if-youd-like-to-have-sex-with-me-wear-leopard-stockings-to-an-event/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:11:12 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3833 Oh well what do you know? Message received, Audrina. I take this as a legally binding contract and promise to god that I didn’t see the pictures and then post the message about you wanting to have sex with me if you wore wildlife themed stockings to an event.

Who am I kidding? I’d last about 2 seconds with her in bed and spend 45 minutes crying about how sorry I was. It’s probably for the best that I’d never have half a shot at a broad as hot as Audrina Patridge.

More of Audrina’s Mutual of Omaha themed outfit after the break.

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However, like many of her famous bretheren, she has a penchant for wearing ‘questionable’ couture to say the least.

Now I think we can all get down with the ultra tight, check that, ultra ultra tight black dress that is a whisper away from showing a little verticle smile action it’s so short.

However, the rat fur or laundry dryer lint; it’s hard to tell, boots just eat balls and almost distract from the hotness that is Megan Fox. However, thankfully I let my penis do the thinking for me and it has no interest in boots; especially shitty ones like these, and focuses on Megan’s other parts.

Check out more pix after the break.

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So I’ve still be bombarded with shit at school and work and was very pleased to come back to my little slice of heaven known as this blog and have a pic of Jessica Biel in SEXY lingerie from her upcoming film Powder Blue. (who’s script originally called for her character to be nude, but no word yet on if she followed through and will be causing my penis to be chafed for the next century after I furiously masturbate to her nude visage until I pass out and die from exhaustion, resurrect myself and beat off to her again. Or something classy like that.

Pix after the break.

jessica-biel-powder-blue-01 jessica-biel-powder-blue-02 Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/25/jessica-biel-in-powder-blue-ps-she-plays-a-stripper-and-is-in-lingerie/feed/ 1 Katy Perry Nip Slip http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/14/katy-perry-nip-slip/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/14/katy-perry-nip-slip/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:01:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3815 So I debated posting this in the red light district part of the site but there is such painfully little to be seen here that it seemed an undue hassle.

So without futher ado here is the Katy Perry nip slip from earlier in the week that I was too busy to post. Yipeee! 2 more months of fame for Katy Perry!

Seriously, she’s fucked unless she poses for Playboy or has a fuck tape come out. She is cute and all but goddamn her music sucks and she bores the fuck outta me.

Katy, it’s fuck tape time, sweetie. Find someone to humiliate you on tape and have it ‘leaked’ and you will be welcome back with open arms.

Until then I have to imagine this will be the last Katy Perry post here until you are found dead from choking on your own vomit 5 years after you’ve spent the last of your earnings and are a nobody noone can even remember.

More pix after the break! katy_perry_nip_slip_1 katy_perry_nip_slip_1-1 katy_perry_nip_slip_1-2

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/14/katy-perry-nip-slip/feed/ 0 Scarlett Johansson is Silken Floss on Wizard Magazine http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/14/scarlett-johansson-is-silken-floss-on-wizard-magazine/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/14/scarlett-johansson-is-silken-floss-on-wizard-magazine/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:52:06 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3811 Scarlett Johannson is playing Silken Floss in the upcoming film, The Spirit.

Basically the movie looks ridiculously bad ass. (search the archives to see the trailer) It’s directed by Zach Snyder who kicked the shit out of 300.

Now Scarlett Johansson is doing promo work on the cover of Wizard magazine. (it’s a guide on collectible prices for comic books and the like for those who are unaware of what the fuck Wizard magazine is)

Basically seeing the cleave on display makes me want to brutally molest myself for 12 or so hours. Scarlett Johansson is basically the hottest chick on earth and shit like this just goes further towards confirming that undeniable fact.

One more pic after the break. Pic up the magazine on news stands now!

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For the rest of you, there are more pix of Jessica after the break.

Well it’s crying time!

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I hear all the ‘chipmunk cheek’ comments and they are largely from gay men or men who are gay but haven’t figured out that they are gay yet, but that is secondary to what is without a doubt one of the top 3 bodies in Hollywood chickdom.

Name me 5 other chicks with hotter bodies than Audrina who are famous Hollywood tail? Megan Fox, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel? Maybe Angelina Jolie but she’s old which is the same thing holding Halle Berry back. Even with those names, most are only equal to and not greater than. (OK, maybe Scarlett. She is a goddess)

Face it folks, there aren’t many better Hollywood hot bodies out there than Audrina Patridge and I for one will enjoy every minute she gives us wearing tighter than tight tops with her mammoth mammaries.

More pix after the break.

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Amanda Bynes had her first (to my knowledge) upskirt moment and it wasn’t too bad.

Granted, she has panties on (thus phase 1) but it’s still pretty hot.

Now if things go on the Britney plan, she’ll enter phase 2 anytime now and start going out sans panties and we’ll be getting a shot of her snizz anytime now.

If she goes the Audrina Patridge route, she’ll be in bikinis all the time and get a NICE boob job and be sure to have someone taking pictures of her every time she is out. Which is also good.

Either way we win!

More of Amanda Bynes flashing us all and acting like an apparent drunken louse after the break.

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OK more than cute, she’s pretty hot and pretty sexy. I would basically cry before, during and after sex with her because mere words wouldn’t be enough to thank the lord for that bounty.

However, let’s face facts….she has no tits.

Now, I’m not a boob man. I can still find chicks with A cups hot and sexy. (like Hayden) However, you have to work with what you’ve got, Hayden. You have small boobs. That’s fine. You’d probably look ridiculous with a boob job; BUT you shouldn’t be wearing tops that are supposed to highlight cleavage when you have about as much boobage as the average man.

That said, check out more of Hayden after the break because she is wearing super tight black pants that make her look AMAZING from the waist down!

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Basically, if you don’t like Jessica Biel there really is no reason for you to be on this site. You would probably enjoy www.hotchickdepot.com more or something.

More pix after the break.

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Well this month she is gracing the cover of Esquire in the Czech Republic (which has been a fine supplier of HOT HOT HOT porn chicks for the US porn industry for the better part of 15 years now)

A few of these shots are sure to cause instant, uncontrolled and semi-painful wood. It’s pretty ridiculous how hot this chick is I mean, c’mon, really?

Check out some more after the break and pray you can find the Czech edition somewhere in the US or check out their website I guess.

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However, there is a director’s cut where she has nothing on but some black lacy lingerie and it’s pretty much bonertastic. That’s a word right?

Check out the video after the break.

and a DL link in case the youtube get’s pulled. Use the VLC Player to view it if you have problems. It’s a Flash video rip that I didn’t convert. video-heidi_klum_guitar_hero_panties

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/05/video-heidi-klum-no-clothes-video-cameras-for-guitar-hero-commercial-gold/feed/ 0 Eliza Dushku as a french maid is pretty great http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/05/eliza-dushku-as-a-french-maid-is-pretty-great/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/05/eliza-dushku-as-a-french-maid-is-pretty-great/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:07:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3735 So things are starting to get back to normal for me. See I’m only 6 days late with Halloween shit.

Fuck you.

So basically I would normally like to nail Eliza Dushku since she is hot and was on the greatest TV show ever Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

However, when I see her dressed as a slutty French maid I just can’t help but think that…I’d like to nail her even more than before.

Seriously, she’s hot. As a French slut maid she’s even hotter.

Interesting side note, I haven’t seen pix of her with Seth Mac Farlane in a long time. Trouble in paradise? Hmmm….I’ll need to see a few more pix of her in slutty outfits to make a final determination; so get on that, Liza. Thanks in advance. ;)

More pix after the break.

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But no matter, check out this video of Audrina Patridge in a bikini getting dunked in the tank.

Audrina Patridge wet…I’ve thought about that once or twice before…oooo I’m filthy…yeah, yeah.

Video after the jump.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/11/02/video-audrina-patridge-wet-in-a-bikini-on-ellen/feed/ 0 Audrina Patridge in Maxim http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/10/12/audrina-patridge-in-maxim/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/10/12/audrina-patridge-in-maxim/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:32:07 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3723 Yeah, it’s Maxim day here I guess. Probably going to be the last post of the day so it is kinda semi-officially Maxim day.

Well they are basically bursting at the seams at hotness there this month as Audrina Patridge is in this moth’s issue as well as Stacy Keibler (see the post just below this one)

Since I basically post all this Audrina you know this was going to pop up there.

There are a few more shots after the break.

Of course, you should go buy the magazine and/or visit maximonline.com to check out more. They usually have videos and shit as well.

Once again, if you live near me and take the last copy of Maxim and I don’t get my Stacy and Audrina fix I will cut you. That is all.

More pix after the break. (second time I mentioned that, right?)

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Stacy Keibler hasn’t been in the ‘news’ (re: the photostocks of the paparazzi pic sellers) lately since she is no longer really involved in wrestling and isn’t on Dancing With the Stars anymore.

Which is criminal.

Stacy posed for this month’s Maxim and reminds us all why she should have pictures of her taken at least twice a week and should be posted here 4 times a week…errr…wait…

You know what I mean!

Check out the rest of the spread after the break and pick up the BIG full color version on newsstands now! Buy! Buy! Buy! (just don’t take the last copy if you are at the same place I am because I will fight you. )

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Over there!

Yeah over there!

It’s Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag out doing some shit! OMG! LOLZZZZ! I have no idea what this means for the show they are co-stars on, and frankly I don’t give a fuck.

Basically they are here because I’d like to be the meat in an Audrina and Heidi sammich…as long as they both burned these ridiculous outfits first.

More of the dynamic duo(s); ‘duos’ because they both have large, supple, breasts you see and there are two of…well you get it…more pix after the break.

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Oh yeah, that’s right everyone.

It’s always the same bullshit, “get out and vote or your a douche!…well more specifically vote Democrat, but we won’t say that so we sound like we are just concerned about you exercising your right to vote”

Who gives a fuck what Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere want you to do politically? I mean, if you take your lead from an actor you need to be lobotomized. They literally pay 10%-25% of their salary to agents and/or managers to keep their calendar straight for them. They are that dumb. If that is who you are taking political tips from them I must urge you to do everything possible to avoid voting.

video after the break. (I only post because they are both still sexy and dressed sexy here and they have some freaky S&M shit going on here.

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