Star of Jackass and Viva La Bam, Bam Margera is in trouble for one of his usual pranks. Page 6 reports:
A British law firm is suing the “Jackass” wildman for criminal damages on be half of Nick Taft, whose blue Peugeot 306 GTI got an impromptu paint job on a London street. Taft’s lawyer, James Barrington, told us Margera - in Eu rope to compete in the Gumball Rally car race - was intent on revenge, believing Taft had stripped the gearbox on the Lamborghini Gallardo that Margera was set to drive in the race, which was videotaped for a just-released DVD. The DVD contains footage of Margera’s attack, which will now be used against him in court.
So let me get this straight, the asshole stripped the gear box of a Gallardo but is pissed about a little Glidden bath for his car? I’d say he got off pretty easy. Can you say ‘countersuit’ Mr. Taft?
Anyone who’s seen the Gumball rally knows that only people with $10 million in petty cash enter this thing. This just smacks of someone who can’t take a joke. Bam should pay if the cost of the gearbox is less than a new paint job (it’s about 10 times as much as the paint job -FYI) but going to court for this is so childish.
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Kiefer Sutherland checked into a Glendale city jail to serve out his 48 day sentence. Officials say that he will be on kitchen and laundry duty during his stay. He checked into this jail rather than county because he was given no guarantees for his safety at county jail due to low resources. The Insider reports:
The Glendale Police spokesperson reported to “The Insider”: “Kiefer Sutherland will serve all 48 days of his sentence. He will be in a cell by himself. It is not because he is someone special, but because anyone sentenced to a long period of time is in a cell by themselves. Kiefer will be assigned to laundry detail and kitchen detail. He will be working while he is here. He was very humble, accepts full responsibility and is committed to doing 48 days.”
And sources tell “The Insider” that Kiefer does not intend to purchase special food or living accommodations available to those with the means. “We do have a pay-to-stay,” a representative from the jail confirmed, “however, he did not request [the program]. He wanted to be treated like any other inmate sentenced to do his time.”
OK, I don’t feel the least bit sorry for Kiefer because this was his second offense. However, one has to wonder how the hell he gets 48 days but Lohan gets 84 minutes and Nicole Richie basically stopped in long enough for a picture and a nice hearty shit before strolling out.
I wonder if their lawyers or the lawyers of Paris ‘10 days of a 45 day sentence’ Hilton will issue another statement about how inequitably their clients were treated. PLEASE I wanna hear them complain now.
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My god, this is such a hot item I don’t know what to do. I know it’s going to shock the hell out of my loyal readers and the not so loyal ones as well, but Ashlee Simpson’s wife boyfriend Pete Wentz is a TOTAL pussy. I know. I know. Page 6 reports:
ROCKER Pete Wentz has sent a cease-and-desist request to heavy metal band Neurosonic over their new song that bashes his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson, the group’s frontman, Jason Darr, said at a Knitting Factory performance Wednesday night. The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a “jig” along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.
What a fuckin’ baby. “someone is making fun of my girlfriend! boo hooo! Let’s sue em!” Shut the fuck up. It’s called satire, dick lick. People can do it all they want. SNL and shows like it have made a career out of shit like this.
So go wipe off the mascara running down your cheeks from all your bellyaching pussy boy and pretend, even if it’s just for a day, that you were born with a set of fucking balls. Man I’m embarrassed that you are from Chicago. In fact, you are hereby excommunicated from the Chicago family. You are now from Milwaukee. Memorize that.
P.S. Yes, Peter, when you wear more makeup than the girl you are dating, you are a douche. Just so you know.
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Well, after an interesting summer that saw Lindsay Lohan:
- Get charged for DUI
- Get arrested for DUI again while waiting to go to court for the first one
- Get caught for hit & run
- Get caught with cocaine in her pants
- Kidnap some people
- Steal a car
- Stalk an innocent girl in a high speed chase
Among other things I’m sure I’m forgetting. She finally served her time in jail.
84 minutes. She did precisely 84 minutes in jail in addition to the few hours she was held when arrested and the couple of days of community service ‘having fun’ while doing it. Sounds real ‘fair’ to me. Read the list over again and remind yourself that this all happened over the course of 2-3 months.
Kinda makes ya want to commit some more crimes.
She does look kinda sexy in the new mugshot. Maybe I’ve developed a thing for bad girls.
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Hayden Panettiere is being held accountable for the little dolphin rescue in Japan a week or so ago. E! exclusively reports:
“I learned that they have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan,” the Heroes star told E! News exclusively Wednesday. “We just found out.”
And the actress isn’t letting a little thing like a warrant keep her from her cause. “I’d do it again,” she said. “Very possibly, might do it again.”
“We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behind outdated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet’s resources and the extinction of our species.”
Now, I told you already what I think of Hayden’s ethnocentrism on parade. Now it’s just icing on my justification cake that she is gonna be arrested for it and she admits it by saying that cultural traditions are ’senseless’. International fugitive folks. International fugitive. I am right. You (and she) are wrong. Thank you drive thru and suck my balls on the way through, baby dolls.
P.S. Yeah, that is Fabio she’s posing with. Need anymore evidence of her lack of sense and taste?
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Just a quick mention of this because it’s so un-shocking at this point. There are rumors that other sites are calling ‘huge news’ and ’shocking rumors’ that it was revealed in court that Britney failed drug tests in addition to missing half of them.
Are you really surprised? Is anyone there really shocked to hear that? If so, sound off below in the comments section and leave you contact information so I can set up an appointment for you to see Dr. Kevorkian as I would rather our retarded ass not have the chance to mow me down in your car because you are busy playing peek a boo with yourself in the rear view mirror.
She is due back in court again this week. Let’s guess what will happen…
The fight for Paris Hilton’s good name, if there is such a thing, took a new turn. Hallmark filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit Hilton brought up pertaining to a card with an image that looks like her using her clever catch phrase ‘that’s hot’ on the card. Here is part of her brief.
“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”
So basically the defense is she’s made a living joke of herself and should expect and deserve a healthy dose of mockery at the expense of her own buffoonery.
I agree. Case closed. You lose, Paris. Go suck some more rod on film, baby cakes.
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Star of Jackass and Viva La Bam, Bam Margera is in trouble for one of his usual pranks. Page 6 reports:
