LA LA LAndmine » Justice Schmustice http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 bam margera is in troubleeeeeeee http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/07/bam-margera-is-in-troubleeeeeeee/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/07/bam-margera-is-in-troubleeeeeeee/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:55:46 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/07/bam-margera-is-in-troubleeeeeeee/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usStar of Jackass and Viva La Bam, Bam Margera is in trouble for one of his usual pranks. Page 6 reports:
A British law firm is suing the "Jackass" wildman for criminal damages on be half of Nick Taft, whose blue Peugeot 306 GTI got an impromptu paint job on a London street. Taft's lawyer, James Barrington, told us Margera - in Eu rope to compete in the Gumball Rally car race - was intent on revenge, believing Taft had stripped the gearbox on the Lamborghini Gallardo that Margera was set to drive in the race, which was videotaped for a just-released DVD. The DVD contains footage of Margera's attack, which will now be used against him in court.
So let me get this straight, the asshole stripped the gear box of a Gallardo but is pissed about a little Glidden bath for his car? I'd say he got off pretty easy. Can you say 'countersuit' Mr. Taft? Anyone who's seen the Gumball rally knows that only people with $10 million in petty cash enter this thing. This just smacks of someone who can't take a joke. Bam should pay if the cost of the gearbox is less than a new paint job (it's about 10 times as much as the paint job -FYI) but going to court for this is so childish.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usStar of Jackass and Viva La Bam, Bam Margera is in trouble for one of his usual pranks. Page 6 reports:

A British law firm is suing the “Jackass” wildman for criminal damages on be half of Nick Taft, whose blue Peugeot 306 GTI got an impromptu paint job on a London street. Taft’s lawyer, James Barrington, told us Margera – in Eu rope to compete in the Gumball Rally car race – was intent on revenge, believing Taft had stripped the gearbox on the Lamborghini Gallardo that Margera was set to drive in the race, which was videotaped for a just-released DVD. The DVD contains footage of Margera’s attack, which will now be used against him in court.

So let me get this straight, the asshole stripped the gear box of a Gallardo but is pissed about a little Glidden bath for his car? I’d say he got off pretty easy. Can you say ‘countersuit’ Mr. Taft?

Anyone who’s seen the Gumball rally knows that only people with $10 million in petty cash enter this thing. This just smacks of someone who can’t take a joke. Bam should pay if the cost of the gearbox is less than a new paint job (it’s about 10 times as much as the paint job -FYI) but going to court for this is so childish.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/07/bam-margera-is-in-troubleeeeeeee/feed/ 0 Ahhh Justice: Kiefer Sutherland Edition http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/ahhh-justice-kiefer-sutherland-edition/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/ahhh-justice-kiefer-sutherland-edition/#comments Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:45:45 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/ahhh-justice-kiefer-sutherland-edition/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usKiefer Sutherland checked into a Glendale city jail to serve out his 48 day sentence. Officials say that he will be on kitchen and laundry duty during his stay. He checked into this jail rather than county because he was given no guarantees for his safety at county jail due to low resources. The Insider reports:
The Glendale Police spokesperson reported to "The Insider": "Kiefer Sutherland will serve all 48 days of his sentence. He will be in a cell by himself. It is not because he is someone special, but because anyone sentenced to a long period of time is in a cell by themselves. Kiefer will be assigned to laundry detail and kitchen detail. He will be working while he is here. He was very humble, accepts full responsibility and is committed to doing 48 days." And sources tell "The Insider" that Kiefer does not intend to purchase special food or living accommodations available to those with the means. "We do have a pay-to-stay," a representative from the jail confirmed, "however, he did not request [the program]. He wanted to be treated like any other inmate sentenced to do his time."
OK, I don't feel the least bit sorry for Kiefer because this was his second offense. However, one has to wonder how the hell he gets 48 days but Lohan gets 84 minutes and Nicole Richie basically stopped in long enough for a picture and a nice hearty shit before strolling out. I wonder if their lawyers or the lawyers of Paris '10 days of a 45 day sentence' Hilton will issue another statement about how inequitably their clients were treated. PLEASE I wanna hear them complain now.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usKiefer Sutherland checked into a Glendale city jail to serve out his 48 day sentence. Officials say that he will be on kitchen and laundry duty during his stay. He checked into this jail rather than county because he was given no guarantees for his safety at county jail due to low resources. The Insider reports:

The Glendale Police spokesperson reported to “The Insider”: “Kiefer Sutherland will serve all 48 days of his sentence. He will be in a cell by himself. It is not because he is someone special, but because anyone sentenced to a long period of time is in a cell by themselves. Kiefer will be assigned to laundry detail and kitchen detail. He will be working while he is here. He was very humble, accepts full responsibility and is committed to doing 48 days.”

And sources tell “The Insider” that Kiefer does not intend to purchase special food or living accommodations available to those with the means. “We do have a pay-to-stay,” a representative from the jail confirmed, “however, he did not request [the program]. He wanted to be treated like any other inmate sentenced to do his time.”

OK, I don’t feel the least bit sorry for Kiefer because this was his second offense. However, one has to wonder how the hell he gets 48 days but Lohan gets 84 minutes and Nicole Richie basically stopped in long enough for a picture and a nice hearty shit before strolling out.

I wonder if their lawyers or the lawyers of Paris ’10 days of a 45 day sentence’ Hilton will issue another statement about how inequitably their clients were treated. PLEASE I wanna hear them complain now.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/ahhh-justice-kiefer-sutherland-edition/feed/ 0 Shocker: Pete Wentz Is A Pussy http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/shocker-pete-wentz-is-a-pussy/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/shocker-pete-wentz-is-a-pussy/#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:28:25 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/shocker-pete-wentz-is-a-pussy/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usMy god, this is such a hot item I don't know what to do. I know it's going to shock the hell out of my loyal readers and the not so loyal ones as well, but Ashlee Simpson's wife boyfriend Pete Wentz is a TOTAL pussy. I know. I know. Page 6 reports:
ROCKER Pete Wentz has sent a cease-and-desist request to heavy metal band Neurosonic over their new song that bashes his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson, the group's frontman, Jason Darr, said at a Knitting Factory performance Wednesday night. The tune, "So Many People," pokes fun at Simpson's horrific "Saturday Night Live" appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a "jig" along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.
What a fuckin' baby. "someone is making fun of my girlfriend! boo hooo! Let's sue em!" Shut the fuck up. It's called satire, dick lick. People can do it all they want. SNL and shows like it have made a career out of shit like this. So go wipe off the mascara running down your cheeks from all your bellyaching pussy boy and pretend, even if it's just for a day, that you were born with a set of fucking balls. Man I'm embarrassed that you are from Chicago. In fact, you are hereby excommunicated from the Chicago family. You are now from Milwaukee. Memorize that. P.S. Yes, Peter, when you wear more makeup than the girl you are dating, you are a douche. Just so you know.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usMy god, this is such a hot item I don’t know what to do. I know it’s going to shock the hell out of my loyal readers and the not so loyal ones as well, but Ashlee Simpson’s wife boyfriend Pete Wentz is a TOTAL pussy. I know. I know. Page 6 reports:

ROCKER Pete Wentz has sent a cease-and-desist request to heavy metal band Neurosonic over their new song that bashes his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson, the group’s frontman, Jason Darr, said at a Knitting Factory performance Wednesday night. The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a “jig” along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.

What a fuckin’ baby. “someone is making fun of my girlfriend! boo hooo! Let’s sue em!” Shut the fuck up. It’s called satire, dick lick. People can do it all they want. SNL and shows like it have made a career out of shit like this.

So go wipe off the mascara running down your cheeks from all your bellyaching pussy boy and pretend, even if it’s just for a day, that you were born with a set of fucking balls. Man I’m embarrassed that you are from Chicago. In fact, you are hereby excommunicated from the Chicago family. You are now from Milwaukee. Memorize that.

P.S. Yes, Peter, when you wear more makeup than the girl you are dating, you are a douche. Just so you know.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/26/shocker-pete-wentz-is-a-pussy/feed/ 3 Lindsay Lohan Does Some HARD Time http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/lindsay-lohan-does-some-hard-time/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/lindsay-lohan-does-some-hard-time/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:52:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/lindsay-lohan-does-some-hard-time/ Well, after an interesting summer that saw Lindsay Lohan:
  1. Get charged for DUI
  2. Get arrested for DUI again while waiting to go to court for the first one
  3. Get caught for hit & run
  4. Get caught with cocaine in her pants
  5. Kidnap some people
  6. Steal a car
  7. Stalk an innocent girl in a high speed chase
Among other things I'm sure I'm forgetting. She finally served her time in jail. 84 minutes. She did precisely 84 minutes in jail in addition to the few hours she was held when arrested and the couple of days of community service 'having fun' while doing it. Sounds real 'fair' to me. Read the list over again and remind yourself that this all happened over the course of 2-3 months. Kinda makes ya want to commit some more crimes. She does look kinda sexy in the new mugshot. Maybe I've developed a thing for bad girls.]]> lohan muggingWell, after an interesting summer that saw Lindsay Lohan:

  1. Get charged for DUI
  2. Get arrested for DUI again while waiting to go to court for the first one
  3. Get caught for hit & run
  4. Get caught with cocaine in her pants
  5. Kidnap some people
  6. Steal a car
  7. Stalk an innocent girl in a high speed chase

Among other things I’m sure I’m forgetting. She finally served her time in jail.

84 minutes. She did precisely 84 minutes in jail in addition to the few hours she was held when arrested and the couple of days of community service ‘having fun’ while doing it. Sounds real ‘fair’ to me. Read the list over again and remind yourself that this all happened over the course of 2-3 months.

Kinda makes ya want to commit some more crimes.

She does look kinda sexy in the new mugshot. Maybe I’ve developed a thing for bad girls.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/lindsay-lohan-does-some-hard-time/feed/ 0 Wanted In Japan: Hayden Panettiere Is A Fugitive. http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/wanted-in-japan-hayden-panettiere-is-a-fugitive/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/wanted-in-japan-hayden-panettiere-is-a-fugitive/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:41:09 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/wanted-in-japan-hayden-panettiere-is-a-fugitive/ Hayden Panettiere is being held accountable for the little dolphin rescue in Japan a week or so ago. E! exclusively reports:
"I learned that they have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan," the Heroes star told E! News exclusively Wednesday. "We just found out." And the actress isn't letting a little thing like a warrant keep her from her cause. "I'd do it again," she said. "Very possibly, might do it again." "We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behind outdated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet's resources and the extinction of our species."
Now, I told you already what I think of Hayden's ethnocentrism on parade. Now it's just icing on my justification cake that she is gonna be arrested for it and she admits it by saying that cultural traditions are 'senseless'. International fugitive folks. International fugitive. I am right. You (and she) are wrong. Thank you drive thru and suck my balls on the way through, baby dolls. P.S. Yeah, that is Fabio she's posing with. Need anymore evidence of her lack of sense and taste?]]> hayden & fabioHayden Panettiere is being held accountable for the little dolphin rescue in Japan a week or so ago. E! exclusively reports:

“I learned that they have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan,” the Heroes star told E! News exclusively Wednesday. “We just found out.”

And the actress isn’t letting a little thing like a warrant keep her from her cause. “I’d do it again,” she said. “Very possibly, might do it again.”

“We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behind outdated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet’s resources and the extinction of our species.”

Now, I told you already what I think of Hayden’s ethnocentrism on parade. Now it’s just icing on my justification cake that she is gonna be arrested for it and she admits it by saying that cultural traditions are ‘senseless’. International fugitive folks. International fugitive. I am right. You (and she) are wrong. Thank you drive thru and suck my balls on the way through, baby dolls.

P.S. Yeah, that is Fabio she’s posing with. Need anymore evidence of her lack of sense and taste?

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/15/wanted-in-japan-hayden-panettiere-is-a-fugitive/feed/ 0 Quick One: Britney Spears Fails Drug Test. Barn Burner! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/quick-one-britney-spears-fails-drug-test-barn-burner/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/quick-one-britney-spears-fails-drug-test-barn-burner/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:33:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/quick-one-britney-spears-fails-drug-test-barn-burner/ Just a quick mention of this because it’s so un-shocking at this point. There are rumors that other sites are calling ‘huge news’ and ‘shocking rumors’ that it was revealed in court that Britney failed drug tests in addition to missing half of them.

Are you really surprised? Is anyone there really shocked to hear that? If so, sound off below in the comments section and leave you contact information so I can set up an appointment for you to see Dr. Kevorkian as I would rather our retarded ass not have the chance to mow me down in your car because you are busy playing peek a boo with yourself in the rear view mirror.

She is due back in court again this week. Let’s guess what will happen…

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/12/quick-one-britney-spears-fails-drug-test-barn-burner/feed/ 0 Hallmark To Hilton: “Shove It Shitbird!” http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/08/hallmark-to-hilton-shove-it-shitbird/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/08/hallmark-to-hilton-shove-it-shitbird/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:03:22 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/08/hallmark-to-hilton-shove-it-shitbird/ The fight for Paris Hilton's good name, if there is such a thing, took a new turn. Hallmark filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit Hilton brought up pertaining to a card with an image that looks like her using her clever catch phrase 'that's hot' on the card. Here is part of her brief.
"Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."
So basically the defense is she's made a living joke of herself and should expect and deserve a healthy dose of mockery at the expense of her own buffoonery. I agree. Case closed. You lose, Paris. Go suck some more rod on film, baby cakes.]]> parisThe fight for Paris Hilton’s good name, if there is such a thing, took a new turn. Hallmark filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit Hilton brought up pertaining to a card with an image that looks like her using her clever catch phrase ‘that’s hot’ on the card. Here is part of her brief.

“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”

So basically the defense is she’s made a living joke of herself and should expect and deserve a healthy dose of mockery at the expense of her own buffoonery.

I agree. Case closed. You lose, Paris. Go suck some more rod on film, baby cakes.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/08/hallmark-to-hilton-shove-it-shitbird/feed/ 0 Britney Spears In Trouble Again http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/07/britney-spears-in-trouble-again/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/07/britney-spears-in-trouble-again/#comments Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:22:52 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/07/britney-spears-in-trouble-again/ Britney Spears is going to be in court Thursday morning after K-Fed's lawyers called her in to court because she has allegedly failed drugs tests, failed to comply with taking them in a timely matter and all round douchebaggery. She may as well quit right now and hand the kids over. Fuckin' idiot.]]> britneyBritney Spears is going to be in court Thursday morning after K-Fed’s lawyers called her in to court because she has allegedly failed drugs tests, failed to comply with taking them in a timely matter and all round douchebaggery.

She may as well quit right now and hand the kids over. Fuckin’ idiot.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/07/britney-spears-in-trouble-again/feed/ 0 Britney Spears Is A Smart Investor http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/02/britney-spears-is-a-smart-investor/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/02/britney-spears-is-a-smart-investor/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:23:33 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/02/britney-spears-is-a-smart-investor/ The Insider has obtained court papers detailing Britney’s and Kevin’s monthly expenses. Here is their rundown:

In Britney’s documents, dated May 21, 2007, her monthly income is listed as $355,530, while her average monthly income is listed as $719,634. Her mortgage payments for two homes total $49,267, she spends $102,000 monthly on entertainment, gifts and vacations and her monthly clothing expenses total $16,000. In contrast, she spends $1,600 per month on groceries and household supplies and, according to the papers, she contributes zero per month towards savings and investments.

In Kevin document’s, he lists his monthly income as $20,000 in spousal support. He lists his rent as $7,500 per month, while he estimates that he spends $750 per month on groceries and household supplies, $2,000 on clothes, and $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacations, amongst other expenses. His monthly expenses total $32,300.

Wow. So she saves and invests nothing but drops $16,ooo / month on clothing? Smart. I’m sure her kids are happy to hear that she is putting away money for their college funds. Hey, in 15 years, when they are of that age, momma isn’t going to be a star anymore and at this rate she could rip through that cash.

As for Kevin, $750 a month in groceries?!?! Does he buy jars of caviar that have a monkey that pops out to spoon feed you the shit or something? What the fuck is that?

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/02/britney-spears-is-a-smart-investor/feed/ 0 All Your Billion Are Belong To Us: Paris Hilton Sued http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/all-your-billion-are-belong-to-us-paris-hilton-sued/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/all-your-billion-are-belong-to-us-paris-hilton-sued/#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:34:14 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/all-your-billion-are-belong-to-us-paris-hilton-sued/ I love when whack jobs attack. I also love how it shines a bright light on the need for tort reform and yet, we do nothing about it. /political rant Celebtv.com exclusively reports:
In a personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Oct. 18, Nicolle O'Neill claims she suffers "emotional distress" because of Hilton and accuses the socialite of ripping off her style, including fashion-related "patens" [sic] and "stiling" [sic] tips. Two pages of handwritten documents spell out specific charges against Paris, including a claim the socialite stole O'Neill's idea to expose her "je-streeng underware (bikiny)" [sic] under her pants. O'Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for '60s-style dresses. O'Neill is seeking "billions" in damages.
Ya know, this girl actually sounds smarter than Paris so I am going to have to side with her after all. I think Paris Hilton actually stole my idea to eat dinner after 5 pm; I'm suing for that now that I think of it. Get your own thing, Paris. Stop copping my style! It's not a big problem though, Paris can always sue Pam Anderson for stealing the idea of blowing Rick Solomon on tape since I'm sure they are working on one.]]> parisI love when whack jobs attack. I also love how it shines a bright light on the need for tort reform and yet, we do nothing about it. /political rant

Celebtv.com exclusively reports:

In a personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Oct. 18, Nicolle O’Neill claims she suffers “emotional distress” because of Hilton and accuses the socialite of ripping off her style, including fashion-related “patens” [sic] and “stiling” [sic] tips.

Two pages of handwritten documents spell out specific charges against Paris, including a claim the socialite stole O’Neill’s idea to expose her “je-streeng underware (bikiny)” [sic] under her pants. O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for ’60s-style dresses.

O’Neill is seeking “billions” in damages.

Ya know, this girl actually sounds smarter than Paris so I am going to have to side with her after all. I think Paris Hilton actually stole my idea to eat dinner after 5 pm; I’m suing for that now that I think of it. Get your own thing, Paris. Stop copping my style!

It’s not a big problem though, Paris can always sue Pam Anderson for stealing the idea of blowing Rick Solomon on tape since I’m sure they are working on one.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/01/all-your-billion-are-belong-to-us-paris-hilton-sued/feed/ 0 Hauling Ass: Britney In Court Edition http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/27/hauling-ass-britney-in-court-edition/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/27/hauling-ass-britney-in-court-edition/#comments Sat, 27 Oct 2007 14:37:37 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/27/hauling-ass-britney-in-court-edition/ ]]> Britney Spears hauled ass out of court yesterday. She entered low key and mellow. Ya think she got some bad news?
K-Fed’s reps say a verdict will come next week.
Kiss the kids goodbye, B.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/27/hauling-ass-britney-in-court-edition/feed/ 0 Quick One: Britney Spears’ Hit & Run Charge Dismissed http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/26/quick-one-britney-spears-hit-run-charge-dismissed/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/26/quick-one-britney-spears-hit-run-charge-dismissed/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:33:01 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/26/quick-one-britney-spears-hit-run-charge-dismissed/ Britney was cleared of hit & run charges. The gutless LA City Attorney decided to give another celeb a pass so the office can still get the cherry invites to the parties. (it happens ALL the time)

Why have justice when you can have felonious celebrities who are borderline homocidal? Sounds like a great tradeoff to me.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/26/quick-one-britney-spears-hit-run-charge-dismissed/feed/ 0 Britney Is Becoming A Parent…3 Years After Having Kids http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/25/britney-is-becoming-a-parent3-years-after-having-kids/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/25/britney-is-becoming-a-parent3-years-after-having-kids/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:03:07 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/25/britney-is-becoming-a-parent3-years-after-having-kids/ ]]> If you look closely, you can see the smoke piping out of Britney Spears’ ears as she leaves her parenting classes that she is forced to take.
She learned such things as: fork + electrical outlet + (baby – adult supervision) = bad news
She also learned that baby formula and whiskey are not equivalent. I believe there was also a class on how it’s not good for kids to see 6 dudes a night come over and pull a train on her.
Basically all the shit that no one could possibly know.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/25/britney-is-becoming-a-parent3-years-after-having-kids/feed/ 0 Quick One: Britney Spears Returning To Court http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/quick-one-britney-spears-returning-to-court/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/quick-one-britney-spears-returning-to-court/#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:08:39 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/quick-one-britney-spears-returning-to-court/ Britney Spears legal team has asked for an emergency court session to get more custody of her kids.

I guess you allegedly pass one drug test (but still remain up on hit & run charges) and you think you are suddenly competent. Good luck with that, Britney.

Fully expect to hear the phrase ‘No dice’ when you ask the judge for more face time with the kiddies you fucking wreck.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/quick-one-britney-spears-returning-to-court/feed/ 0 Michelle Rodriguez Is Retarded, Now Going To Jail http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/michelle-rodriguez-is-retarded-now-going-to-jail/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/michelle-rodriguez-is-retarded-now-going-to-jail/#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:26:21 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/11/michelle-rodriguez-is-retarded-now-going-to-jail/ Former Lost star, Michelle Rodriguez is headed to the big house. The Mercury News reports:
Rodriguez "admitted violation of her probation by failing to provide proof of community service and by consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device," City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. "She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day," Mateljan said.
Brilliant move. Community service is SOOO difficult. Most places make you wash the sheriff cars or pick up a little garbage. You can't do that in combination with not drinking for 3 months, moron? Oh and being a liar usually is helpful when it comes to resolving legal issues. You deserve a kick in the balls, Michelle. (c'mon, we all know you have some fruit in a basket) ]]> Former Lost star, Michelle Rodriguez is headed to the big house. The Mercury News reports:

Rodriguez “admitted violation of her probation by failing to provide proof of community service and by consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device,” City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

“She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day,” Mateljan said.

Brilliant move. Community service is SOOO difficult. Most places make you wash the sheriff cars or pick up a little garbage. You can’t do that in combination with not drinking for 3 months, moron? Oh and being a liar usually is helpful when it comes to resolving legal issues.

You deserve a kick in the balls, Michelle. (c’mon, we all know you have some fruit in a basket)

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"She's passed her random drug tests. There's been more than one. They came up negative." Trope told People that chances that Britney will regain physical custody of her sons are "good, based on the overall circumstances of the case."
Wow! You managed not to do drugs for 2 whole weeks? Fuck. I was all wrong, B! I know you have been videotaped doing coke, having orgies all night long while your kids roll their own at home amongst a plethora of other 'oddities' but if your shit for brains lawyer says that you are a shoo in to get the kids back, I gots to believe it. Yeah...right...

TADL

]]> SpearsBritney Spears has been passing her bi-weekly drug tests…according to her lawyer. The Insider reports:

“She’s passed her random drug tests. There’s been more than one. They came up negative.”

Trope told People that chances that Britney will regain physical custody of her sons are “good, based on the overall circumstances of the case.”

Wow! You managed not to do drugs for 2 whole weeks? Fuck. I was all wrong, B! I know you have been videotaped doing coke, having orgies all night long while your kids roll their own at home amongst a plethora of other ‘oddities’ but if your shit for brains lawyer says that you are a shoo in to get the kids back, I gots to believe it. Yeah…right…

TADL

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Many of you will remember my favorite video of the year so far. Well, despite the fact that the police ruled Bonaduce acted in self defense when Johnny Foreplay Fairplay leaped on top of him and sexually assaulted him. People reports:
Fairplay claims that the incident has caused him "great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering." He is suing for an undisclosed amount of "general damages."
Ahhhh poor baby! Again, perhaps you should refrain from jumping on another man and dry humping him on national TV dickface. You shouldn't get a dime. In fact if I was Bonaduce I would argue that your shenanigans caused me to lose the ability to get a boner ever since you were dry humping me on a stage and sue the shit out of you. My final request would be to be allowed to jam a 6 ft cactus up your urethra and break the thing off for having a stupid, fuck faced stage name and for the aforementioned sexual assault and for committing the crime of having a dog shit white man afro that would have Napoleon Dynamite calling you a douche. Sound fair, Jonny Cockplay?]]> [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.]

Many of you will remember my favorite video of the year so far. Well, despite the fact that the police ruled Bonaduce acted in self defense when Johnny Foreplay Fairplay leaped on top of him and sexually assaulted him. People reports:

Fairplay claims that the incident has caused him “great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering.” He is suing for an undisclosed amount of “general damages.”

Ahhhh poor baby! Again, perhaps you should refrain from jumping on another man and dry humping him on national TV dickface. You shouldn’t get a dime.

In fact if I was Bonaduce I would argue that your shenanigans caused me to lose the ability to get a boner ever since you were dry humping me on a stage and sue the shit out of you.

My final request would be to be allowed to jam a 6 ft cactus up your urethra and break the thing off for having a stupid, fuck faced stage name and for the aforementioned sexual assault and for committing the crime of having a dog shit white man afro that would have Napoleon Dynamite calling you a douche.

Sound fair, Jonny Cockplay?

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"Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show," it said in a statement. "He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so. "From what occurred today, it is evident he is a man of his word." The jail sentence consists of 30 days for driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit, and 18 days for violating his probation, according to court records.
Listen, no doubt about it; Kiefer deserves to be punished. 2 DUI's isn't a joke. However, Lindsay Lohan gets a DUI while she's waiting to go to trial for another DUI and get's 15 minutes in the corner? Wow. Justice. Feel it. At least 24 won't be interrupted. The lesson here is: don't break the law in the US if you are a dangerous, soulless Canadian. Ooooo...* *I kid, Canadians. I kid.]]> KieferKiefer Sutherland who was arrested for a second DUI while he was still on probation entered a ‘no contest’ plea and copped a deal with prosecutors. BBC reports:

“Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show,” it said in a statement.

“He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so.

“From what occurred today, it is evident he is a man of his word.”

The jail sentence consists of 30 days for driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit, and 18 days for violating his probation, according to court records.

Listen, no doubt about it; Kiefer deserves to be punished. 2 DUI’s isn’t a joke. However, Lindsay Lohan gets a DUI while she’s waiting to go to trial for another DUI and get’s 15 minutes in the corner?

Wow. Justice. Feel it. At least 24 won’t be interrupted.

The lesson here is: don’t break the law in the US if you are a dangerous, soulless Canadian. Ooooo…*

*I kid, Canadians. I kid.

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Ingrid Newkirk, boss of animal rights charity Peta, has asked Kevin to pursue an order for care of her 4 pups Lucky, Lacy, Bit-Bit and London after Britney reportedly failed to have London treated when his leg was broken, reports The Sun. It's the final straw for Brit, 25, who was seen screaming and sobbing in her car on Friday as she held onto her little Yorkie, London.
Jesus Christ...first she loses the kids, now they want to take the dogs away? More importantly, I'm no lawyer, but I'm guessing it doesn't look good for a child custody case when you aren't capable of taking care of a creature that is happy to lick it's nuts all day, roll around in shit and eat pig guts from a bowl on the floor all day.]]> Brit & dogHoly shit, this is just embarassing…

Britney Spears allegedly is incapable of taking care of dogs. NOW UK reports:

Ingrid Newkirk, boss of animal rights charity Peta, has asked Kevin to pursue an order for care of her 4 pups Lucky, Lacy, Bit-Bit and London after Britney reportedly failed to have London treated when his leg was broken, reports The Sun.

It’s the final straw for Brit, 25, who was seen screaming and sobbing in her car on Friday as she held onto her little Yorkie, London.

Jesus Christ…first she loses the kids, now they want to take the dogs away?

More importantly, I’m no lawyer, but I’m guessing it doesn’t look good for a child custody case when you aren’t capable of taking care of a creature that is happy to lick it’s nuts all day, roll around in shit and eat pig guts from a bowl on the floor all day.

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"GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," "You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," reads another. "You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail. Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer. Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women." "I'd love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55." Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state.
Man, I feel weird about sending shots of my cock to mrjonze55. She said it was her husband's account. :( I feel so betrayed. Oh and dude, try to lay off the underage gay porn, OK buddy?]]> sheenThe custody battle between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards is heating up and it promises to end up even more hilarious than Britney’s court battle. Here are some e-mail excerpts obtained by Page 6 that have been admitted into court:

“GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,”

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites – “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage,” the documents state.

Man, I feel weird about sending shots of my cock to mrjonze55. She said it was her husband’s account. :( I feel so betrayed.

Oh and dude, try to lay off the underage gay porn, OK buddy?

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"Britney's team has been working closely with her attorneys to figure out a way to get the babies back from Kevin," the friend tells OK!, "She's surrendering herself to rehab for treatment of depression and alcohol so that there's no questioning if she is drinking or missing any future tests." Brit's friend says, "She's got to pull her life together or else she'll lose the kids for good. She will do whatever her legal team and those closest to her think is best if it means she gets Preston and Jayden back. She's getting the help she needs and everyone is hoping she goes through with it this time."
Yeah, I'm sure this will convince the judge. "Your honor, I know I go to rehab and relapse every other week, but this time it's for realsies!" No dice, baby doll. They have to rescue those kids from you. Yes I said 'rescue' you are utterly unfit to be taking care of an ice cream cone much less two infants. Maybe someday you'll un-fuck yourself and you can hang out with them and laugh, but for now, they should electrocute you every time you get within 500 yards of them.]]> SpearsYep, it’s the 3rd time this year if memory serves, that Britney has gone to rehab. It’s obviously worked well the first two times. The facility is in Antigua; because nothing says “I’m serious about figuring out my problems” like a trip to the Caribbean. A source tells OK Magazine:

“Britney’s team has been working closely with her attorneys to figure out a way to get the babies back from Kevin,” the friend tells OK!, “She’s surrendering herself to rehab for treatment of depression and alcohol so that there’s no questioning if she is drinking or missing any future tests.”

Brit’s friend says, “She’s got to pull her life together or else she’ll lose the kids for good. She will do whatever her legal team and those closest to her think is best if it means she gets Preston and Jayden back. She’s getting the help she needs and everyone is hoping she goes through with it this time.”

Yeah, I’m sure this will convince the judge. “Your honor, I know I go to rehab and relapse every other week, but this time it’s for realsies!” No dice, baby doll. They have to rescue those kids from you.

Yes I said ‘rescue’ you are utterly unfit to be taking care of an ice cream cone much less two infants. Maybe someday you’ll un-fuck yourself and you can hang out with them and laugh, but for now, they should electrocute you every time you get within 500 yards of them.

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A 45 year old man, Robert Dennis Furo Jr., broke into the Cage residence early Tuesday morning. He was caught by Cage and was arrested and booked in short order.

He was charged with first degree burglary, a felony charge.

I was kinda hoping there would be a car chase or witty dialogue mixed in this whole affair. Maybe Nic was tired.

I’m going to pretend that it ended with a chase on horseback with little red cowboy hats and silver six shooters. There, that is excitement!

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But tensions reportedly remain high as Michael Lohan's ex, DINA LOHAN, is said to be unhappy over Lindsay's rekindled relationship with her dad. "Dina, though, is painting this pretty picture for the media [that she's happy about Lindsay's relationship with me]," claims Michael, "but what she's doing and saying behind the scenes is a totally different thing."
Yeah, that's exactly what your drug addict, alcoholic, criminal daughter needs; you two fuck faces sniping each other about who hates who and who is made that she is talking to who. How about both of you fuck faced shit bags put a fucking cock in it and put your petty squabbles behind you so maybe, MAYBE your fucking daughter who still has a shot at something resembling a future can try to make that change. How does that sound, dickheads?]]> LohanLindsay Lohan, to run through her travails would require me to open a whole new SQL database just to explain all of her woes. Well, she is nearing the end of her time in rehab and her father is coming for a visit; most likely to ruin any progress she’s made. He tells The Insider:

But tensions reportedly remain high as Michael Lohan’s ex, DINA LOHAN, is said to be unhappy over Lindsay’s rekindled relationship with her dad.

“Dina, though, is painting this pretty picture for the media [that she's happy about Lindsay's relationship with me],” claims Michael, “but what she’s doing and saying behind the scenes is a totally different thing.”

Yeah, that’s exactly what your drug addict, alcoholic, criminal daughter needs; you two fuck faces sniping each other about who hates who and who is made that she is talking to who.

How about both of you fuck faced shit bags put a fucking cock in it and put your petty squabbles behind you so maybe, MAYBE your fucking daughter who still has a shot at something resembling a future can try to make that change. How does that sound, dickheads?

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During the afternoon of September 28, 2007, the Phoenix Police Department received a "check welfare" radio call. According to the caller, Mr. Schmidt had been required to wear a monitoring device. The device had not registered movement for some time and the caller was concerned for Mr. Schmidt’s welfare. Officers responded to 4301 N. 21st Street, went inside the residence, and Mr. Schmidt was found deceased. Based on the scene investigators believe this is an apparent suicide. Final determination of the cause and manner of death will be made by the Office of the Medical Examiner. No other information will be released at this time.
Uhh...wow...I'm not necessarily saying Tom or his people had anything to do with this of course, but it is pretty weird for a guy who was trying to fuck you out of a million is dead. That's some Godfather kinda shit. Tom, I hereby swear my allegiance to thee and Xenu (or is he the bad one?) and shall never speak ill of you* and think you are wonderful. *offer only valid for 20 minutes.]]> Tom Cruise NaziThe man convicted of trying to extort Tom Cruise for $1 million was found dead in his home as he was on house arrest awaiting sentencing. The police in Phoenix, Arizona released this statement:

During the afternoon of September 28, 2007, the Phoenix Police Department received a “check welfare” radio call. According to the caller, Mr. Schmidt had been required to wear a monitoring device. The device had not registered movement for some time and the caller was concerned for Mr. Schmidt’s welfare. Officers responded to 4301 N. 21st Street, went inside the residence, and Mr. Schmidt was found deceased. Based on the scene investigators believe this is an apparent suicide. Final determination of the cause and manner of death will be made by the Office of the Medical Examiner. No other information will be released at this time.

Uhh…wow…I’m not necessarily saying Tom or his people had anything to do with this of course, but it is pretty weird for a guy who was trying to fuck you out of a million is dead. That’s some Godfather kinda shit.

Tom, I hereby swear my allegiance to thee and Xenu (or is he the bad one?) and shall never speak ill of you* and think you are wonderful.

*offer only valid for 20 minutes.

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Police in England have seized a photograph owned by ELTON JOHN from an art show that was about to open, on suspicions it may have breached British child pornography laws, according to an article in Britain's Daily Telegraph. The photo, by renowned photographer NAN GOLDIN, which was to have been displayed at a British art gallery, featured two young girls, one of whom had her legs open.
C'mon! It was in an art gallery! That's where I keep all the pix of my buddy buttfucking a German Shepherd and jacking a horse off into a garbage bag to avoid bestiality charges. Didn't you know that once it's in an art gallery it can't be inappropriate? Dummy.]]> Elton JohnWe all know Elton John is an annoying douche, but has be added kiddie porn aficionado to his list of dubious traits? The Insider reports:

Police in England have seized a photograph owned by ELTON JOHN from an art show that was about to open, on suspicions it may have breached British child pornography laws, according to an article in Britain’s Daily Telegraph.

The photo, by renowned photographer NAN GOLDIN, which was to have been displayed at a British art gallery, featured two young girls, one of whom had her legs open.

C’mon! It was in an art gallery! That’s where I keep all the pix of my buddy buttfucking a German Shepherd and jacking a horse off into a garbage bag to avoid bestiality charges. Didn’t you know that once it’s in an art gallery it can’t be inappropriate? Dummy.

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