So yeah, there is literally less than nothing going on right now. If I literally made up a story about Britney Spears in a fuck tape with Ron Jeremy while having butt sex with a dog as well, it would bring us back to break even ‘nothing’ in terms of things going on.
I’ll try to find some amusing ‘other’ shit to toss up later.
Happy Sunday.
Gwen Stefani’s Step daughter is hot & should lez out with her. Is that wrong? - E! : Marc Malkin
Jessica Simpson dresses trashy for her sister’s wedding. I approve. -PopSugar
Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse will have fewer commercials all season. Thank you FOX - Mollygood
Britney Spears sex tape on the way? Pt. 509893489383 -IDLYITW
Kate Moss Upskirt; the easy way. -Daily Mail UK
Scarlett Johansson sings live…hopefully for the last time or my nuts will never re-descend from my gut- WWTDD?
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A special note: All of those who enjoyed oggling Emma Watson (the chick from Harry Potter) but felt guilty about it; feel guilty no more, she is legal now. Though, I have to wonder what exactly you were oggling since there ain’t much there.
Jackie Chan and Jet Li take #1 at the box office, mostly from people showing up two time to try to figure out what the hell they were saying (joking about the second part) -E!
CATFIGHT!!! Kate Hudson vs. Ann Hathaway: Hathaway wins by virtue of better jugs -popsugar
Mila Kunis does GQ -Popoholic
Elisha Cuthbert in Maxim talking Maxim stuff -Maxim
President George W. Bush appearing on a TV game show?!?! - The Insider
Jessica Simpson didn’t have a kidney problem, she’s just a stinking drunk -Star
Miley Cyrus writing an autobiography at aged 15–gimmie a fucking break -OK! Magazine
Scarlett Johansson is ‘too old’ at age 23 -WWTDD?
James Caan Leaves film set, David O. Russell confirms dickhead status -IDLYITW
Mischa Barton REALLLY wants to get fucked by Johnny Depp -Mischa News
Sandra Bullock hit by a drunk driver -E!
Spencer Pratt explained via Venn diagram -Mollygood
OK, so I am feeling slightly less dogshit.
Also, as you may notice, I’m going to start incorporating some of the ‘wtf is going on here’ stories that I used to put up on my original sight on blogger since, well, they are more entertaining than which z-list celeb is having a baby. That being said, it will still be highly celeb centric still.
On with the links:
Megan Fox in a topless cat fight with Amanda Seyfried?!?! Please god make this be true - Hollywood Tuna
Britney Spears in a car accident, not given breathalyzer like some fat idiots are reporting - E!
MIscha Barton bikini stylee. Not bad…now show your tits. Oh!! -egotastic
Heidi Montag struts her stuff for her new fashion line - The Insider
A fucking dog makes more last year than I will in my whole life - Parade Magazine
The best and worst thing to ever happen on American Idol in video form, after the break. Continue reading ‘Sunday Links- Megan Fox in a topless cat fight with Amanda Seyfried?!?!’
Sorry for my tardiness. Still really sick. Anyway, it’s getting warm in the norther hemisphere so you should probably be outside anyway dickface.
LAPD wants to kill the paparazzi law -E!
Cool ad for Nokia (with video) -NOTW
For those who dig Rachel Bilson -Popoholic
Idol Gives Back raises beau coup bucks, $60 million and counting - Insider
Most disgusting video ever? Check it out after the break. Continue reading ‘Saturday Links’
Alas, the time has come again that is known as film festival hell and this one is the second biggest one of the year.
As some of you know, it basically requires me to read all day and write reports on scripts/films that are looking for money. Since that still currently pays me more than this website does, I have to give that precedence unfortunately since I don’t get extra money if they sell a film for a billion and it makes 900 billion.
With that said, the market prep has begun and some days (like today) my ability to blog will be limited.
With that in mind, I have found some links to stories that you may find interesting to tide you over in the meantime.
As usual, if I read any interesting scripts I’ll be the first to tell you about it so the New York Post can steal my post, re-post it on their site and claim it as an exclusive like they did last time. (and the reason they are no longer linked on here 
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Links after the break. Continue reading ‘Monday Links-Cannes Film festival’
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Shakira in a threesome sex tape?!?! - AOL
The music/politics connection? -The Rock Radio
A guide to attending Jay-Z & Beyonce’s wedding - Best Week Ever
George Clooney wises up, dumps the WGA (goes fi-core) -E!
Cameron Diaz in GQ UK -Egotastic
Sharapova vs. Kournikova: Sharapova wins (IMO) -Hollywood Tuna
Avril Lavigne is funtionally retarded - IDLYITW
More after the break
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