I’m going to do some links and maybe some posts today since my hand is still killing me and now a tooth is killing me. Great times. I really need staff writers for times like these…
Hope you had as much fun as this guy on St. Patty’s day:
Justin Timberlake producing TV show about having problems with women. I guess getting to fuck Jessica Biel everyday is a problem…asshole. -The Hollywood Reporter
The answer is yes, yes it can be this slow. Here is the paucity of news going on this fine Sunday. Though in fairness, it’s probably getting warmer near you if you are in the northern hemisphere so go outside and play some sports and step away from the fucking computer, tubby. (says the pot to the kettle)
Britney Spears gets a visit from some shrinks – E!
Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl moves into her new home – Pop Sugar
Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy-Cole lays down a reconciliation plan with her cheating (moron) husband Ashley Cole; enjoy divorce. She’s still smoking hot though – NOTW
High class fashion alert!: Rihanna drapes herself in leopard pelts. Caveman is in this spring! -TOB
J-Lo believes people actually want to steal her babies much less still give a rat fuck about her – Daily Mail UK
Anne Cottillard is a best actress winner and a fucking moron: “9/11 was fake…so was the moon landing” – Daily Mail UK (double dip!)
Scarlett Johansson had sex with sithomeandrot.com author, Manny this weekend – CNN
I had to lead with this one, Mother Jones claims to have the playlist military personnel use to drive terrorists up the wall while they are interrogating them. I can’t say I find it that big a stretch to think that Deicide Fuck Your God would drive Osama jr. a bit more bat shit than usual. Check out the (at times very pussy) list on their site – MOTHER JONES
Courtney Love hates beer, now my worst enemy – Metal Sucks
Former Jimi Hendrix drummer, Buddy Miles, dies at age 60 (video after the break) -Billboard
Family Guy set to spin off a show based on…Cleveland…really? -E!
Hard to believe (if you’re retarded) but Rachel Hunter is finding it difficult to unload a $3million dollar house – Real Estalker
Playboy wants the Olson twins, I want my lunch back. – That Other Blog
J-Lo’s babies’ names revealed. Bottom of the barrel is reached – Daily Mail UK
Mistress of the obvious Kate Beckinsale: ‘Men think my twat is hot’ – entertainmentwise
I hope you enjoyed the more ‘eclectic’ selection of sites this time. Wanted to mix it up a bit. The video of Hendrix doing Machine Gun is after the break and is NOT to be missed if you are even a remote fan of rock music. Truly one of the most amazing guitar performances ever.
