There were grumblings that this was in the making, but it looks like Gatecrasher is reporting that his people tell him that she is getting engaged to Ryan Reynolds. He reports:
The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.
I give this relationship about 2 years max. He was supposedly gaga for Alanis Penisdeath also and that lasted all of 18 months. This is in addition to the usual brevity of Hollywood marriages. *Eddie Murphy*
Good luck to them and congratulations on officially making yourself at least 50% less appealing to men out there, Scarlett. Good career move.
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Page 6 is reporting that Ashlee Simpson was sporting a ‘modest’ engagement ring the day after New Years in Miami.
I guess the bucks Pete makes in Fall Out Boy aren’t enough to get her a real celebrity ring but that’s not the real issues.
The real issue is this union should be stopped at all costs as it is likely to produce the most androgynous, talentless, dumbest & annoying human being on record. Do you really want that to happen? Could you live with yourself if you allowed that to happen?
Vote ‘yes!’ on the Ashlee Simpson / Pete Wentz Immediate sterilization bill!
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The ‘other’ Heroes star, Ali Larter, got engaged to her boyfriend ‘actor’ Hayes Mac Arthur. People reports:
“I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow,” Larter recently said. “I look forward to that time when I’m home with babies.”
And in August, Larter she was madly in love, adding that MacArthur has “brought light to my life. I feel lucky every morning when I wake up and see him.”
First, who the fuck is Hayes MacArthur? No wonder he jumped on this gravy train.
Second, take note ladies, the only time a girl can say “I want to marry you’ on the third date is when you are considerably more famous and ridiculously more wealthy than your man. Otherwise, expect him to become much more ‘busy at work’ after that conversation.
Mass respect for roping in the sugar mama, Hayes. You are living the life I would lead if I was attractive to anything other than guttersnipes at hole in the wall dive bars.
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Nicole Kidman is as good as done. Pull the plug Nikki. You’ve lost another one. When asked about the state of her marriage to the often rehabbing trollfaced, talentless, retarded and supremely douchbaggy* Keith Urban, she had some ‘glowing’ words. Daily Mail UK reports:
“My husband and I are committed to each other and deeply in love. That’s how I would put it. We are working on staying in that place and hopefully we will for the rest of our lives.”
Told by the magazine interviewer that she and Urban appeared happy together, she replied: “I don’t ever say that.”
“Partly because interviews are done in advance, and you never know where something’s going.
“People’s lives together are complicated and beautiful and that’s what they should stay. They’re very quiet. Complicatedly quiet. They don’t need to be broadcast.”
Wow. You love him but aren’t happy? That’s normally a good combination. I hate my husband, but man do I love him. Usually doesn’t work like that. Happiness and love are kind of a package deal or else you are just fooling yourself. Continue reading ‘Divorce Watch: Nicole Kidman’
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Prison Break star Dominic Purcell is separated from his wife and mother of his 4 children. People Magazine reports:
“The separation is completely amicable and they remain friends,” his reps say. Purcell, 37, and Williamson have four kids together.
I love the ‘we are still friends’ line. I have a few ex’s I’m still ‘friends’ with…I call most of them ‘that bitch’ to this day. This is pretty much standard operating procedure for someone once they get a hot TV show and are becoming bigger stars and have been married for a while. I give him 2 months before he’s madly ‘in love’ with a hot piece of ass model.
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OK, well all know now that Charlie Sheen is into sending crazy e-mails to his ex’s. However, he is an obedient, pussy whipped servant of his current loves.
He has promised his current fiance that the tattoos he’s amassed over the years shall be removed from his person. Page 6 reports:
Sheen, who spent his early years partying hard and bedding a bevy of actresses, doesn’t remember getting some of the gruesome tats, including a dragon with glasses and a stingray on his left ankle. A wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart reads, “Back in 15 minutes.” That one was originally meant to be an ashtray, he said, but went horribly wrong. Sheen can’t even remember the year he got it. One tattoo he’s already had lasered off is the “Denise,” for ex-wife Denise Richards, on his left wrist.
Charlie, who’s going to do the surgery to remove your balls? If you wanna get rid of em, fine, but just because the old lady says so is the ultimate pussy move. Your ‘guy card’ is under review at the C.O.M.E. HQ (Council Of Manly Endeavors Head Quarters) to see if you are allowed to continue to identify yourself as a card carrying man.
We will also be reviewing why we are named after male ejaculate. We aren’t sure if that’s totally homo or not yet.
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Pam and Rick were in Vegas and had a quickie wedding in between sets of of the magic show she assists on stage for.
Tobey Maguire & Lukas Haas were in attendance for some reason. They must have thought they were walking into the house of horrors…which I guess in some ways they kinda ended where they wanted to be then.
It’s the 3rd marriage for both, but I am certain this one will be for life*. Continue reading ‘When STD’s Collide: Pam Anderson Weds Rick Solomon In Vegas’
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There were grumblings that this was in the making, but it looks like Gatecrasher is reporting that his people tell him that she is getting engaged to Ryan Reynolds. He reports:
