Archive for the 'Music' Category

18
Aug

site update & the naked Swedish Crossbow team

So I have a ton of meetings and pre-production work on a demo I’m working on so posting will be even lighter than it has been for me recently. If it paid me, I’d be all over posting 19o posts a day like I used to. It’s just unfortunate that work started to frown upon me updated a blog while I was supposed to be pitching actors to casting directors.

It should be only this one week that is lighter.

In the meantime, did you know that crossbow was an Olympic sport? Neither did I.

Did you know that Swedish girls are insanely hot and have no problem being all kinds of nude on and off camera? Of course you did.

That’s why that news that a member of the Swedish crossbow team took nude photos and is hot is only shocking in that we learned about the crossbow event. Check out the outrageously NSFW pix HERE. Continue reading ’site update & the naked Swedish Crossbow team’

29
Jul

viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world

This is just amazing.

I can alternate pick pretty fast, pretty cleanly. (at least 200+ bpm) but to play a fairly difficult melody like Flight of the Bumblebee at speeds at and above 300 bpm is just a physical feat to behold.

The video is fairly long. I’d suggest skipping over the intro if you aren’t interested in knowing his background. It is fun to watch him play the melody faster and faster.

Great stuff.

Congratulations, Mr. Dellavega. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world’

18
Jul

Hayden Panettiere-Wake up call music video/commercial for Candies

Hayden Panettiere has cut a new song and music video for Candies. (a shoe company she is sponsored by)

The song eats dong. Shocking right? But there is no denying she looks sexy. So I guess it’s a wash.

Check it out after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere-Wake up call music video/commercial for Candies’

01
Jul

upskirt: britney spears shows the goodie box again…but wears panties?!?!?

Holy shit.

I never though I’d see tha day but perhaps Britney Spears is done being a total whorebag and is making a concerted effort to only be a half a whorebag.

I mean, if I was her sons I’d be happy if my mom decided to be half a whore. I think having a mom who is a train wreck whorebag slut has to be tough.

Look at these pix. She is wearing panties for once! Unreal. She FINALLY figured out that if you wear short skirts, and you have 400 paparazzi swirling around you from all angles, there is a good chance they’ll get the panty shot in on you.

Of course, it would also be nice if she learned that it’s a good idea to shear down the pussy hairs do they don’t burst out of the sides of her panties making it look like she has the proverbial Buckwheat in a headlock, but it’s a start. Baby steps.

The pix aren’t all that NSFW thus why they are being posted here. However, as I always say, if you are looking at this site (much less the sister XXX blog) at work, you probably don’t value your job all that much anyway since it’s basically a bunch of upskirts and chicks with giant melons all day I mean, c’mon.

A few more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘upskirt: britney spears shows the goodie box again…but wears panties?!?!?’

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27
Jun

video: larry king this is christina aguilera; she is kinda ‘new’

Larry King is just a retard.

He had Christina Aguilera on his show to talk about the bullshit Rock the Vote campaign and prefaced a comment on her singing a song that is a ‘belting’ kind of tune and saying it was odd since she is known as a soft singer.

That of course drew an immediate response from Christina calling him a retard in a nice way.

For further illustration I’m and going to post a few more clips of Christina doing her thing that just show how dumb of a statement Larry King made. Continue reading ‘video: larry king this is christina aguilera; she is kinda ‘new’’

25
Jun

hell awaits: heidi montag starts her own record label

I’m not going to write much about this. How much time to I have really? The pit of hell awaits.

The tabloids (People, US, NE, OK! etc) have been ablaze with stories about Heidi fucking Montag launching her own record label with a producer called “RedOne” (what is he a menstrual cycle?) who will help pen these masterpieces.

Fuck you world. I’m serious. This cuntbag gets a boob job, acts as annoying and fake as possible on TV and in ‘real’ life and gets a fucking record label?

There are people who have busted their ass and dedicated their LIFE to music and can actually read a fucking lead sheet (please define the term ‘lead sheet’ for me Heidi without looking at a dictionary) who will make $500 a week the rest of their life and this turd burglar is going to have her own record label. Continue reading ‘hell awaits: heidi montag starts her own record label’

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24
Jun

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis loves electric cars; apparently hates his kid

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer, Anthony Kiedis flexed his green muscles and took his rinky dink electromobile out on the town.

I dunno. I guess it has a certain retirement village cool cahet to it. However, it’s not exactly the way to scream “I’m a rock n’ roll rebel muthaphukkas!!” is it?

The bigger point that should be addressed is his Britney Spears like care for his child while in the car.

OK, I know these things top out at 35 mph, but that’s still plenty face enough where little jr’s face is going to be acting as daddy’s airbag.

Anthony: you are a fucking millionaire. Invest in a fucking car seat for your infant child. You little clown car has seat belts and can accomodate one. Beside that, it’s the law in California, moron.

Fuck, you can’t be that retarded can you? You did at least graduate high school.

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