So the post yesterday about the band claiming that Coldplay ripped them off might not be such a far fetched idea AFTER ALL:
“the world’s worst—but most enthusiastic—plagiarists. We’ll try and copy anyone.”
Uhhh…kinda makes those denials a little bit less meaningful there, Chris. Time to lawyer up there, chief.
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C’mon! This is far too easy. It’s like handing an 11 ft. tall guy a basketball and asking him to slam dunk it. She did 90% of the work for me.
Moving on…
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So the media in the UK has been BUZZING with rumors that Coldplay ripped off their new song Viva la Vida from a shit band in NYC.
Now let’s get one thing straight here first, they sound similar. Now let’s get a second thing straight here, they both make my balls crawl up into my stomach by virtue of their sheer shititude.
I mean both of these songs really song donkey balls. Every fucking Coldplay sounds the same and this douche crying foul makes equally milquetoast generic fuckhole cunt rock as Coldplay do.
I mean, combining water and vinegar will always make douche, boys; and you all have massive supplies of both ingredients in your songwriting books.
Continue reading ‘Coldplay might be a bunch of no good song thieves’
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So I don’t normally tag Ashley Tisdale stories in the ole RSS so the original tale of her contracting HIV when she went under the knife went unnoticed by me. Sorry. Well Star Magazine is reporting it isn’t so. They explain:
It all began on June 5 when blogs began picking up an unsourced “news story” that Ashley, 22, had been diagnosed with the HIV virus, possibly acquired from “contaminated equipment” used during her Nov. 30 nose job . And the hoax didn’t stop there. Soon, new reports claimed she’d developed AIDS and had only six months to live. Her rep soon shot down the story — telling Star it was “completely false” — but the damage was done and Ashley and her family are devastated.
You know a story is utter bullshit when Star is debunking it. Nothing against them, but they are an ass hair shy of Weekly World News and the National Enquirer on the upstanding journalism scale.
Of course that is to say nothing of the fact that it would be HIGHLY unlikely for someone to contract HIV and get full blown AIDS in roughly 6 months.
So fear not Tisdale fans, she will continue releasing shitty albums and making equally shitty TV movies..
…man the first time I kinda wished Star was wrong now that I think about it.***
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What in the fuck is this shit? (check it out after the break)
High School the Musical star, Ashley Tisdale is covering Rick Astley? Is she doing it as a joke? A clever nod to the Rick Roll? It worked in getting me to post it, but it doesn’t mean that I won’t also mention that she sings like a cat having its balls relentlessly beaten by a spiked club
Granted, the Rick Roll is old news now, but perhaps the newly dubbed Tis Roll (the first asshole who steals it without linking gets skull fucked) will catch on. It would be contrived and a bit stale but that’s about all this cover is worth because it is devoid of musical value.
‘Enjoy’ the song after the break. Continue reading ‘new meme exposed! The Ashley Tisdale Rick Roll: The Tis Roll is born’
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I can think of some better things to lose my life over, but Adnan Ghalib is apparently risking life and limb by allegedly holding onto a sex tape of him and Britney Spears which he is in the process of trying to release. The SUN UK reports:
“Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”
You think you got stabbed over a sex tape with Britney Spears that was made in the last 2 years and you continue to explore releasing it? C’mon, dude!
If this was Britney when she was 18-21 then yeah, I’d pretty much take bullets for that since you’ll be a billionaire and could probably have someone make you a bionic body with a crushing vice like grip that could destroy worlds.
For a tape made after she spit out a couple kids, went nuts and got fat as a whale…uhhh…you could probably get a Big Gulp and a day old hot dog from 7-11 at best.
Time to take stock of your life, chief.
Oh and what fucking industry are you taking a break from? You former ‘industry’ of stalking celebrities, getting in their good graces and fucking them? Or the industry of making sex tapes with girlfriends and publicly advertising that you will sell them to the highest bidder thereby ruining the business of taping yourself with your girlfriend’s for every other guy on earth, dick lick? I’m curious. Please explain in a 30 minute tell all on the Insider that I can summarize in 3 sentences later.
Thank you.
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Christina Aguilera has gotten hot once again.
However, I simply can’t erase from my brain that she has a kid.
Looking at her hoochie dancing and nearly showing her box to the camera’s prying eye, I can’t help but think about how I would smash my face into a bed of nails at 100 miles per hour if this was my mom.
Christina, I know it’s tough to admit especially at your young age, but you are someone’s mom now. This kinda shit is just kinda sad.
Seriously, once you have kids (man or woman) you are done with party boy time. You can do to boring assed dinner parties but the clubbing grind-a-thons are just sad at that point. You get one exemption on New Year’s Eve but that’s it.
Please, Christina, please…
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So reports have been swirling for a while that Britney Spears is pregnant again. (why God, WHY?)
Well she is certainly looking more corpulent these days so it’s either a case of being on a strict bacon and Twinkies diet (which is sadly plausible) or her being pregnant (which is intolerably scary).
Check out the pic after the break and decide for yourself. Continue reading ‘Britney Spears: Fat or Pregnant? You decide’
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed to friendorenemies.com that they are in fact having a child.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
Can you imagine? This kid is either going to be the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet having 2 douche bags for parents; OR it’s going to be the coolest kid ever using the whole combining two negatives makes a positive theory.
Either way, neither one of these two should ever reproduce. Just sayin’…
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So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
Now I am excited as hell that we get a side by side shot of them together in equal lighting to get a fair comparison.
Basically, it’s like seeing a super hot chick (Shania) standing next to a buck of dog vomit that a fat man with explosive diarrhea with a Taco Bell predilection just shit his guts out into.
I won’t tell you that her name is Marie-Anne Thiebaud since I just said all that bad stuff about her looks though.
Oh and she is 5 years YOUNGER than Shania. I guess this is one time going for the younger girl wasn’t a trade up.
Mutt Lange further proves no matter how hot the girl, there is a man bored with her.
Nice one, douche.
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