LA LA LAndmine » plastic surgery disasters http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lara Flynn Boyle’s face is looking hot; whoops I mean fat and old http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/lara-flynn-boyles-face-is-looking-hot-whoops-i-mean-fat-and-old/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/lara-flynn-boyles-face-is-looking-hot-whoops-i-mean-fat-and-old/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:52:44 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/lara-flynn-boyles-face-is-looking-hot-whoops-i-mean-fat-and-old/ lara-flynn-boyle-old-fat-face.pngI saw this just before I went to bed last night and was too tired to post it. Now that I am at work and honestly don't want to do anything, I'll post it now! Yippeee!! fadedyouthblog.com posted a couple of shots of Lara Flynn Boyle looking like she was whooped senseless with the ugly stick. I mean, she has jowls. Full on jowls. There are bulldogs with firmer faces than her! Now to all of those who accused her of being anorexic before, do you see why actresses do everything possible to keep their weight down? I haven't seen Lara in person since her weight gain but I assure you it doesn't look nearly this bad in person. It never does. The face always looks the worst. The camera is a cruel, cruel weapon and unless you are in SUPER good shape, you are going to look like a fat gob of shit. I give you exhibit A]]> lara-flynn-boyle-old-fat-face.pngI saw this just before I went to bed last night and was too tired to post it.

Now that I am at work and honestly don’t want to do anything, I’ll post it now! Yippeee!!

fadedyouthblog.com posted a couple of shots of Lara Flynn Boyle looking like she was whooped senseless with the ugly stick.

I mean, she has jowls. Full on jowls. There are bulldogs with firmer faces than her!

Now to all of those who accused her of being anorexic before, do you see why actresses do everything possible to keep their weight down? I haven’t seen Lara in person since her weight gain but I assure you it doesn’t look nearly this bad in person. It never does. The face always looks the worst.

The camera is a cruel, cruel weapon and unless you are in SUPER good shape, you are going to look like a fat gob of shit.

I give you exhibit A

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/31/lara-flynn-boyles-face-is-looking-hot-whoops-i-mean-fat-and-old/feed/ 0 plastic surgery disasters: brittany murphy edition http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/06/plastic-surgery-disasters-brittany-murphy-edition/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/06/plastic-surgery-disasters-brittany-murphy-edition/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:31:43 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/06/plastic-surgery-disasters-brittany-murphy-edition/ brittany-murphy-plastic-surgery-disaster.jpgUgh! Who the fuck did the work on Brittany Murphy? Seriously, she looks like a fish that's just been bashed in the face with a fucking shovel for about 900 hours and shot in the face shortly before the person bashing her shot himself in the face from the sheer abject horror of having to look at such a fucked up looking face. Seriously, did she think this was a good look? She looks like the 80 year old Jewish ladies here who've had 90 surgeries hoping to 'preserve' their lost glory. You are only 30 years old for Christ's sake, B. Get it together. Another pic after the break; if you can stomach it.

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 this post may see Brittany's retirement from the 'hot chicks' category. Yikes.]]> brittany-murphy-plastic-surgery-disaster.jpgUgh!

Who the fuck did the work on Brittany Murphy?

Seriously, she looks like a fish that’s just been bashed in the face with a fucking shovel for about 900 hours and shot in the face shortly before the person bashing her shot himself in the face from the sheer abject horror of having to look at such a fucked up looking face.

Seriously, did she think this was a good look? She looks like the 80 year old Jewish ladies here who’ve had 90 surgeries hoping to ‘preserve’ their lost glory.

You are only 30 years old for Christ’s sake, B. Get it together.

Another pic after the break; if you can stomach it.

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this post may see Brittany’s retirement from the ‘hot chicks’ category. Yikes.

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]]> Ugh! What has happened to my sweet princess?!?!? Pardon my while I pick up my latest restraining order…

I’m back. She OBVIOUSLY got lip injections and they look horrible. The hair and makeup (or lack thereof) aren’t doing her any wonders either.

I can only look one place to place blame: Justin Timberlake.

Britney Spears = haggard and bat shit crazy since dating him

Cameron Diaz = haggard and basically a C-list star at this point since dating him

Jessica Biel = once perfection incarnate getting lip jobs and looking considerably more haggard since beginning their relationship.

Jump ship now, Jess! He is a dream and looks killer. Look at the sad picture below. I hope she can recover for the sake of weeping boners everywhere.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/14/jessica-biels-bad-lip-job/feed/ 0 heidi montag gets a lip job; and it is HEINOUS http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/02/heidi-montag-gets-a-lip-job-and-it-is-heinous/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/02/heidi-montag-gets-a-lip-job-and-it-is-heinous/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:50:19 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/02/heidi-montag-gets-a-lip-job-and-it-is-heinous/ Heidi Montag is a generally disagreeable person if The Hills is a true life portrait as they claim, (it's not) but she hasn't ever been hard on the eyes...until now. Look at the job she had done on her lips. UGLY. Her plastic cans looks great in a bikini, but the new lips basically look like rotten gummi worms glued to her face. Disgusting. Hire a real doctor next time. More pix after the break.

]]> Heidi Montag is a generally disagreeable person if The Hills is a true life portrait as they claim, (it’s not) but she hasn’t ever been hard on the eyes…until now.

Look at the job she had done on her lips. UGLY. Her plastic cans looks great in a bikini, but the new lips basically look like rotten gummi worms glued to her face.

Disgusting.

Hire a real doctor next time.
More pix after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/02/heidi-montag-gets-a-lip-job-and-it-is-heinous/feed/ 0 Michael Jackson’s face could scare the white off of rice http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/michael-jacksons-face-could-scare-the-white-off-of-rice/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/michael-jacksons-face-could-scare-the-white-off-of-rice/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:53:39 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/michael-jacksons-face-could-scare-the-white-off-of-rice/ Michael Jackson fucked up face

]]> Hey Michael Jackson, how is the ‘not looking like a garish, monstrous, kiddie raping freak’ working out for you?

Ooooo…well, maybe you’ll figure it out soon.

Nice bandages on the lips BTW.

Michael Jackson fucked up face

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/michael-jacksons-face-could-scare-the-white-off-of-rice/feed/ 0 Sunday Links http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/sunday-links-3/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/sunday-links-3/#comments Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:37:54 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/16/sunday-links-3/ People Lindsay Lohan goes to community service; pimps Starbucks- That Other Blog The girls of Juno become teenage lesbian werewolves...obviously- Gatecrasher I told you it's a dead day...]]> Looks like there is next to nothing going on. So here are some links of semi-interesting stories and some stories I didn’t give enough of a shit to post on earlier in the week:

Ashley Tisdale gets a nose job for medical reasons. Before and after snaps -People

Lindsay Lohan goes to community service; pimps Starbucks- That Other Blog

The girls of Juno become teenage lesbian werewolves…obviously- Gatecrasher

I told you it’s a dead day…

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"It seems more people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them are getting surgery," casting director April Webster (Mission: Impossible 3) tells Us Weekly in its new cover story. Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia — who has fixed the noses of Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz — estimates that 60 percent of Hollywood women undergo some type of procedure. As more celebs like Ashley Tisdale admit to going under the knife, and others like Scarlett Johansson speak openly about a topic once off-limits ("I definitely believe in plastic surgery," she said last year. "I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that"), Us consulted top Hollywood surgeons to see which stars may have transformed their looks.
Shit, I could have told them that. I am conservatively estimating that at least 80% of actresses I've encountered at work (not saying whether they are clients or not because I likes my job for now. :) ) have gotten some kind of work done. Shit, at least half of the agents and managers in this town have gotten work done as well. Vanity being the order of the day. Oh course, this story has not gone unnoticed as we get...]]> cov_blog_1.jpgUS Weekly is running an explosive cover story this week (see next post for proof) that is getting Hollywood hot under the collar.

People in the industry like major casting director April Webster and noted plastic surgeons are speaking out on the rash of stars getting plastic surgery. They report:

“It seems more people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them are getting surgery,” casting director April Webster (Mission: Impossible 3) tells Us Weekly in its new cover story.

Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia — who has fixed the noses of Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz — estimates that 60 percent of Hollywood women undergo some type of procedure.

As more celebs like Ashley Tisdale admit to going under the knife, and others like Scarlett Johansson speak openly about a topic once off-limits (“I definitely believe in plastic surgery,” she said last year. “I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that”), Us consulted top Hollywood surgeons to see which stars may have transformed their looks.

Shit, I could have told them that. I am conservatively estimating that at least 80% of actresses I’ve encountered at work (not saying whether they are clients or not because I likes my job for now. :) ) have gotten some kind of work done. Shit, at least half of the agents and managers in this town have gotten work done as well. Vanity being the order of the day.

Oh course, this story has not gone unnoticed as we get…

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/hollywood-under-the-knife/feed/ 0 …Scarlett Johansson’s reaction to US Weekly http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/scarlett-johanssons-reaction-to-us-weekly/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/scarlett-johanssons-reaction-to-us-weekly/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:56:36 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/scarlett-johanssons-reaction-to-us-weekly/ cov_blog_1.jpg'No way!' Says the actresses' rep despite the cover story on US Weekly. My wife Scarlett tells OK! it's all bullshit. Her lawyer kicks off the fun:
"Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't." And Scarlett herself has this to say to OK!: "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."
Seriously now, if Scarlett had plastic surgery on any feature of her body, the nose is the last thing I'd guess. It's probably the least exquisite of her flawless visage. (did I mention I think she is ridonkulossly hot?) More pix of Scarlett after the break. ]]> cov_blog_1.jpg‘No way!’ Says the actresses’ rep despite the cover story on US Weekly. My wife Scarlett tells OK! it’s all bullshit. Her lawyer kicks off the fun:

“Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”

And Scarlett herself has this to say to OK!:

“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”

Seriously now, if Scarlett had plastic surgery on any feature of her body, the nose is the last thing I’d guess. It’s probably the least exquisite of her flawless visage. (did I mention I think she is ridonkulossly hot?)

More pix of Scarlett after the break.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/scarlett-johanssons-reaction-to-us-weekly/feed/ 0 Joan Van Ark Is ‘hot’ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/04/joan-van-ark-is-hot/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/04/joan-van-ark-is-hot/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:21:07 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/04/joan-van-ark-is-hot/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe picture on the left started making the rounds yesterday, but it's completely useless without a frame of reference. Dailymail.co.uk posted this side by side shot for the full effect. This is Joan Van Ark's 'Joan Of Arc-post bonfire' look. How aren't more plastic surgeons sued for this shit? She surely would have looked better just turning into an old grandma. No one gives a fuck about you any more anyway Joan. I'm keeping this one in thumbnail mode because it's just too garish to have it just pop up on a person with no preparation. I wonder if she'll post a myspace blog too bitching about people pointing out the obvious too?]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe picture on the left started making the rounds yesterday, but it’s completely useless without a frame of reference. Dailymail.co.uk posted this side by side shot for the full effect.

This is Joan Van Ark’s ‘Joan Of Arc-post bonfire’ look. How aren’t more plastic surgeons sued for this shit? She surely would have looked better just turning into an old grandma. No one gives a fuck about you any more anyway Joan.

I’m keeping this one in thumbnail mode because it’s just too garish to have it just pop up on a person with no preparation.

I wonder if she’ll post a myspace blog too bitching about people pointing out the obvious too?

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