I have been avoiding posting about the Gov. Spitzer drama since it really only effects the state of NY which is about 1/100 of the total population of earth so you do the ratings math.
However, this report from the AP kinda cracked me up. These guys are lining up MILLIONS to see her nude and tape it. Two weeks ago she would have let you do it for $1000 and fuck her also.
Gotta love the process of becoming famous via hot beef injection. (Paris Hilton)
Also, the AP doing stories like this is just another sad indictment of the death of real journalism. This is the same organization that has now adopted a policy of covering all things Britney and has a whole department devoted to it. Sad. SOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo sad.
I’m not knocking People for running this story, but this has stuck in my craw over the last 4 election cycles or so.
I’m referring to the phenomenon of reporting on who a celebrity is supporting for office. What’s the point? Who gives a shit?
If it’s to show people how ‘cool’ someone is, mission failed. Have you heard some of these dunces? If Jessica Simpson comes out and says “I support Hilary!” is that going to make you more likely to support Clinton? If I found myself thinking in a manner similar to Jessica Simpson I’d think it was time to do a 180 in my thinking and/or blow my fucking face off after prepping the area with a chainsaw facial.
I’m just saying, people like actors and musicians who are paid millions to literally work and live in a fantasy world; probably not the best judges of what’s best for the county/state/country. So if you are basing your political decisions on how they plan to vote in anyway, please feel free to give yourself the aforementioned chainsaw facial followed by a hearty dose of buckshot for breakfast.
For those wondering I endorse myself in ’08. Despite not being legally of age, I’m pretty sure they can pass a quickie amendment to fix all that real quick. Write me in!
The title says it all really. Could he be readying himself for the much talked turn on the picket line? The left leaning folks here in LA LA LAnd have been wondering why their new hero and most vocal mouthpiece hasn’t made a publicity appearance show of solidarity with the strikers. Perhaps he’ll show up on Monday. We’ll see.
Gisele Bündchen proved why once again, you shouldn’t have family members doing the jobs people who have to go through 4+ years of schooling to do.
Gisele, via her manager/sister Patricia, have decided that all future contracts should be paid in Euros not US dollars as they fear ‘uncertainty’ over the future of the dollar’s strength.
Here is a quick, telling, quote of how well this strategy is already going from The Daily Mail UK:
Patricia Bundchen said: “Contracts starting now are more attractive in euros because we don’t know what will happen to the dollar.”
She reportedly stopped working for Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie chain because they would not renew her £2.5m a year salary.
Prince William & his GF Kate Middleton were caught up in a wild chase through the streets of London that was at times, quite harrowing. This is eerie as it comes as an inquest into his mother’s, Princess Diana, death due to paparazzi hounding in Paris. The Insider reports:
The couple, who split in April but were reported to have reconciled this summer, were photographed outside the club in the early morning hours, and were then chased by paparazzi on motorcycles, in vehicles and on foot.
According to Prince William’s spokesman, “The aggressive pursuit was potentially dangerous and worrying for them.”
What the fuck is wrong with these photographers? Listen, I fully acknowledge that this site feeds into them in a degree, but c’mon dummies. A fucking picture really isn’t THAT important unless they are lighting their pubes on fire and murdering kittens on the freeway.
I’ve seen the picture that they almost killed him for and it was ANOTHER of those bullshit shots of people huddled up in the back seat of a luxury car. Wow. Good thing you violated 17 laws to get that, fuck face. It’s such a stupid fucking picture that I’m not even going to bother posting it. Continue reading ‘Prince Willan & Kate Hunted’
Sly Stallone gives us the hard facts that we could in no way shape or form determine for ourselves. He tells Page 6 about the problem with Burma:
“This is a hellhole beyond your wildest dreams,” Sly Stallone told the AP after filming his latest “Rambo” sequel across the border in Thailand. “I witnessed the aftermath – survivors with legs cut off and all kinds of land-mine injuries, maggot-infested wounds and ears cut off.” The script of “John Rambo” features the Vietnam-era Green Beret taking a group of mercenaries up the Salween River to rescue Christian aid workers being held hostage in Myanmar, the name the military dictatorship there prefers. The film will be released in January.
I never would have guessed that a country run by the military that guns down it’s citizens for protesting and buries them in unmarked mass graves in the jungle that even China thinks is violating human rights is a bad place. Thanks, Sylvester. Thanks.
More importantly, if you’ve seen the trailer for the new Rambo, you know why I have priapism right now. 90 minutes of mindless, ultra-violence is pretty much comfort food for my cinema soul.
Paris Hilton, always the original thinking gal, wants to use her ‘image’ to bring joy to people in places like Rwanda. She hopes that she can raise awareness of issues in impoverished nations. Hmmm…sounds a bit like a cut rate, half as famous, Angelina Jolie to me. Hilton tells the AP:
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern.” She adds, “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”
Yeah, you can do them good. They will look at you and the train wreck of a twat you are and realize that despite having to eat dung grubs and washing it down with a nice warm glass of entamoeba hystolytica ridden mud, its still better than being a feckless, walking HIV+ test waiting to happen, whore bag whom the word ‘dignity’ was lost on decades ago.
So I stand corrected, visit away, Paris. Maybe you will do some good after all.
Oh boy…it was bound to happen. Seems like everyone is bat shit crazy. I heard about this for months now but now it seems to be a reality.
A group of power players have teamed up with Democratic strategists to make TV & internet films to propel an agenda. Chris Moore of Project Greenlight fame and JJ Abrams of Lost and Alias fame are two of the Hollywood heavy hitters and Laura Nichols, a former Dick Gephardt aide who is part of a political organization Center For American Progress is the agenda master. The Washington Post reports on the launch:
The goal of the company, which was created last year but whose existence has not previously been reported, is to use the creative minds of Hollywood to create content — Web and television — designed to move a political or policy message.
Oh boy…it’s one thing to have news with a slanted bias, everyone does it these days (like Fox News, CNN & MSNBC), but making an out and out propaganda film company run by governmental powers? Seriously?
As cool as early 20th century European fascism* looked, I’d like it better if governmental powers weren’t running propaganda film companies. Call me ‘nutty’ or ‘completely sane’ whichever really. Continue reading ‘This Film Brought To You By Politics’
Angelina Jolie has landed in Syria to survey the refugee crisis on the border of Iraq according to the United Nations Refugee Branch. She released the following statement:
“I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to the humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners,” Jolie said in a statement. “My sole purpose in both countries is to highlight the plight of those uprooted by the war in Iraq.”
She will also be visiting with the multinational forces trying to stabilize the country so it can be turned over completely to the Iraqi government.
I hate people with causes that make me look lazy. Especially when they are also ridiculously hot. I don’t have the energy to let my finger travel from LA to Syria on a map much less physically take a trip there to help displaced peoples and try to bring hope to their plight.
I miss the Angie I could rip on for fucking her brother and wearing blood on her neck and shit. You’ve changed, Angie…you’ve changed. You aren’t my bro anymore….er sistah. Fuck you; you know what I mean!
The Duchess of Cornwall & homewrecker, Camilla Parker Bowles was invited to the Lady Di memorial (for some reason) but she sensibly decided to stay away from the affair. She issued the following statement:
“I’m very touched to have been invited by Prince William and Prince Harry to attend the memorial service for their mother Diana, Princess of Wales. I accepted and wanted to support them. However, on reflection I believe my attendance could divert attention from the purpose of the occasion which is to focus on the life and service of Diana. I’m grateful to my husband, William and Harry for supporting my decision.”
I have a hard time giving a fuck. I know there are tons of ‘royals watchers’ who like to pretend it’s them wearing the crown. Thus my only reason to post this. I hope you were all enthralled.
As shocking as it sounds, I try to limit the number of stories on elderly British ladies, call me crazy.
Prince William & his GF Kate Middleton were caught up in a wild chase through the streets of London that was at times, quite harrowing. This is eerie as it comes as an inquest into his mother’s, Princess Diana, death due to paparazzi hounding in Paris. The Insider reports:
Paris Hilton, always the original thinking gal, wants to use her ‘image’ to bring joy to people in places like Rwanda. She hopes that she can raise awareness of issues in impoverished nations. Hmmm…sounds a bit like a cut rate, half as famous, Angelina Jolie to me. Hilton tells the AP:
Oh boy…it was bound to happen. Seems like everyone is bat shit crazy. I heard about this for months now but now it seems to be a reality.
Angelina Jolie has landed in Syria to survey the refugee crisis on the border of Iraq according to the United Nations Refugee Branch. She released the following statement:
The Duchess of Cornwall & homewrecker, Camilla Parker Bowles was invited to the Lady Di memorial (for some reason) but she sensibly decided to stay away from the affair. She issued the following statement:
