Archive for the 'Quick One' Category

02
Apr

quick one: cameron diaz is cock mad

“I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”
But even Diaz knows she’s not the easiest partner to date.
“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Cameron Diaz talking to US Magazine

Note to Cameron: call me, we are neighbors. I’m all about the late night. Hit the contact form above and lemme know. thanks in advance.

07
Mar

quick one: Punk’d redux? Paris Hilton and her Guru explained

I didn’t post the stupid assed pix of Paris Hilton with the Guru because they were obviously ridiculous and once again, my instincts served me well.

HERE is the explanation for the night on the town with the ‘guru’ in tow.

Ashton Kutcher has a show that is like Punk’d only rather than punking celebrities, the celebs are going to be punking the paparazzi with shit like this for an 8 episode run on E!.

I dunno…especially now that the cat is out of the bag he is going to have to do A LOT better than this.

I mean, Lindsay Lohan better come running out of a bar covered in blood and urine talking about how she killed a man; then Ashton should come up with something that looks as good as that soon to be real event.

06
Mar

quick one: Patrick Swayze battling pancreatic cancer

So it’s kinda funny that there are 2 Patrick Swayze posts in one week but this one isn’t so funny.

The Insider is reporting that the 55 year old is battling pancreatic cancer. His rep says:

“Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment.

his doctor goes on to say:

‘Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.’

Wow. At least it sounds like they caught it early. I wish him all the best. He’s been in some horrendous films, but also a lot of guilty pleasures. Best of luck in your fight, Patrick. You aren’t nearly ready to leave this earth.

04
Mar

quick one: Heidi Montag does a duet with Britney Spears

Heidi Montag debuted her duet with Britney Spears on the Ryan Seacrest show. It’s actually a track that Britney dumped from an album line up (yes, a song that was too shitty to make it to a Britney Spears record, it must be ‘great’)

If you have a strong stomach, you can check out Montag’s latest assault on good taste and anything with an IQ of double digits or better: HERE

29
Feb

quick one: lindsay lohan in playboy?

There are rumors milling around that Hefner is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy in poses that Marilyn Monroe made famous in the magazine.

Real original, Hugh. How about you come up with an original theme, asshole? I’m sorry for speaking ill of you, God, but it had to be said.

That being said, do what you gotta do to get more nudes of LL. Thanks in advance.

28
Feb

quick one: natalie portman wants to grab scarlett johansson’s tits

I am just going to paste the quote from The Sun UK because I have to take care of some business…unrelated to this quote…I swear.

Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”

19
Feb

quick one: Lindsay Lohan on wwe ‘raw’?!?!

For some reason Lindsay Lohan popped up on WWE Raw this week (I missed the second half this week so I totally missed it) Floyd Mayweather was there as well.

Very random sighting for her I think. Maybe she’ll get in the ring…with hot oil…with Michelle McCool…naked. Yes, I should sked the matches.

HERE is a slide show

Oh and good thing the CW is canceling WWE Smackdown. The fucking show gets double their best ratings and with people like Lohan on the show; triple the starpower of any of their shows. I swear, the UPN and the CW (who has all the same creative people as the UPN) are hell bent on sinking as many networks as possible.

I’m sure a video will pop up soon and I’ll post it.

14
Feb

Quick one: raekwon of the wu tang clan celebrates valentine’s day like me

Here is a quote from Rush & Malloy this morning in their Valentine’s Day special from Wu Tang Clan member Raekwon:

“It’s a special day. It’s a day to understand the person who means the most to you.” So how to celebrate?

“I’m the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex.”

It’s like reading my journal. “Dear diary, I brought out the helicopter again for the sole purpose of having sex. Beds have become so pedestrian. Without the danger of going out Stevie Ray Vaughn style, I can’t get it up. Yeah, helicopters and pussy, brah. Helicopters and pussy.”

Of course that entry is in the section marked “things I’d like to be able to say someday when I’m not a pauper.

29
Jan

Quick One: Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby number 2

gwen-stefani-pregnant.jpg

The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby.

I’m sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.

Start Slide Show with PicLens Lite PicLens
21
Jan

quick one: britney spears dumps adnan ghalib?

So I’m not going to get too heavy into this because I don’t have a stomach for Britney Spears today and also because this story seems to be recycled every other week now.

The buzz in the blogoshpere (that’s tech talk for people with too much time on their hand and write for little/no money for the fuck of it) is that Britney and Adnan have broken up because he cashed in on their romance somehow.

Now, this story has been ‘broke’ 2 other times now. I’ll believe it once the sex tape is released. Until then, some people need to stop posting ‘exclusives’ on their websites that they are broken every two weeks anytime they are photographed apart.




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