LA LA LAndmine » Quick One http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 quick one: cameron diaz is cock mad http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/quick-one-cameron-diaz-is-cock-mad/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/quick-one-cameron-diaz-is-cock-mad/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:45:28 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/quick-one-cameron-diaz-is-cock-mad/
"I like boys — a lot. I'm boy crazy. That hasn't changed since I was very young." But even Diaz knows she's not the easiest partner to date. "I'm a lot of woman — in a lot of ways," she says. "And I understand that can be intimidating."
Cameron Diaz talking to US Magazine Note to Cameron: call me, we are neighbors. I'm all about the late night. Hit the contact form above and lemme know. thanks in advance. ]]>

“I like boys — a lot. I’m boy crazy. That hasn’t changed since I was very young.”
But even Diaz knows she’s not the easiest partner to date.
“I’m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Cameron Diaz talking to US Magazine

Note to Cameron: call me, we are neighbors. I’m all about the late night. Hit the contact form above and lemme know. thanks in advance.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/02/quick-one-cameron-diaz-is-cock-mad/feed/ 0 quick one: Punk’d redux? Paris Hilton and her Guru explained http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/07/quick-one-punkd-redux-paris-hilton-and-her-guru-explained/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/07/quick-one-punkd-redux-paris-hilton-and-her-guru-explained/#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:46:39 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/07/quick-one-punkd-redux-paris-hilton-and-her-guru-explained/ HERE is the explanation for the night on the town with the 'guru' in tow. Ashton Kutcher has a show that is like Punk'd only rather than punking celebrities, the celebs are going to be punking the paparazzi with shit like this for an 8 episode run on E!. I dunno...especially now that the cat is out of the bag he is going to have to do A LOT better than this. I mean, Lindsay Lohan better come running out of a bar covered in blood and urine talking about how she killed a man; then Ashton should come up with something that looks as good as that soon to be real event.]]> I didn’t post the stupid assed pix of Paris Hilton with the Guru because they were obviously ridiculous and once again, my instincts served me well.

HERE is the explanation for the night on the town with the ‘guru’ in tow.

Ashton Kutcher has a show that is like Punk’d only rather than punking celebrities, the celebs are going to be punking the paparazzi with shit like this for an 8 episode run on E!.

I dunno…especially now that the cat is out of the bag he is going to have to do A LOT better than this.

I mean, Lindsay Lohan better come running out of a bar covered in blood and urine talking about how she killed a man; then Ashton should come up with something that looks as good as that soon to be real event.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/07/quick-one-punkd-redux-paris-hilton-and-her-guru-explained/feed/ 2 quick one: Patrick Swayze battling pancreatic cancer http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/06/quick-one-patrick-swayze-battling-pancreatic-cancer/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/06/quick-one-patrick-swayze-battling-pancreatic-cancer/#comments Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:52:14 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/06/quick-one-patrick-swayze-battling-pancreatic-cancer/ "Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. his doctor goes on to say:
'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.'
Wow. At least it sounds like they caught it early. I wish him all the best. He's been in some horrendous films, but also a lot of guilty pleasures. Best of luck in your fight, Patrick. You aren't nearly ready to leave this earth.]]> So it’s kinda funny that there are 2 Patrick Swayze posts in one week but this one isn’t so funny.

The Insider is reporting that the 55 year old is battling pancreatic cancer. His rep says:

“Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment.

his doctor goes on to say:

‘Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.’

Wow. At least it sounds like they caught it early. I wish him all the best. He’s been in some horrendous films, but also a lot of guilty pleasures. Best of luck in your fight, Patrick. You aren’t nearly ready to leave this earth.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/06/quick-one-patrick-swayze-battling-pancreatic-cancer/feed/ 0 quick one: Heidi Montag does a duet with Britney Spears http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/04/quick-one-heidi-montag-does-a-duet-with-britney-spears/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/04/quick-one-heidi-montag-does-a-duet-with-britney-spears/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:20:07 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/04/quick-one-heidi-montag-does-a-duet-with-britney-spears/ HERE]]> Heidi Montag debuted her duet with Britney Spears on the Ryan Seacrest show. It’s actually a track that Britney dumped from an album line up (yes, a song that was too shitty to make it to a Britney Spears record, it must be ‘great’)

If you have a strong stomach, you can check out Montag’s latest assault on good taste and anything with an IQ of double digits or better: HERE

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/04/quick-one-heidi-montag-does-a-duet-with-britney-spears/feed/ 1 quick one: lindsay lohan in playboy? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/29/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-in-playboy/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/29/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-in-playboy/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:26:31 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/29/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-in-playboy/ There are rumors milling around that Hefner is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy in poses that Marilyn Monroe made famous in the magazine.

Real original, Hugh. How about you come up with an original theme, asshole? I’m sorry for speaking ill of you, God, but it had to be said.

That being said, do what you gotta do to get more nudes of LL. Thanks in advance.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/29/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-in-playboy/feed/ 0 quick one: natalie portman wants to grab scarlett johansson’s tits http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/28/quick-one-natalie-portman-wants-to-grab-scarlett-johanssons-tits/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/28/quick-one-natalie-portman-wants-to-grab-scarlett-johanssons-tits/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:28:10 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/28/quick-one-natalie-portman-wants-to-grab-scarlett-johanssons-tits/ The Sun UK because I have to take care of some business...unrelated to this quote...I swear.
Natalie said "Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts. "She's got beautiful ones."
]]> I am just going to paste the quote from The Sun UK because I have to take care of some business…unrelated to this quote…I swear.

Natalie said “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. “She’s got beautiful ones.”

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/28/quick-one-natalie-portman-wants-to-grab-scarlett-johanssons-tits/feed/ 1 quick one: Lindsay Lohan on wwe ‘raw’?!?! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/19/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-on-wwe-raw/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/19/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-on-wwe-raw/#comments Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:09:52 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/19/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-on-wwe-raw/ HERE is a slide show Oh and good thing the CW is canceling WWE Smackdown. The fucking show gets double their best ratings and with people like Lohan on the show; triple the starpower of any of their shows. I swear, the UPN and the CW (who has all the same creative people as the UPN) are hell bent on sinking as many networks as possible. I'm sure a video will pop up soon and I'll post it.]]> For some reason Lindsay Lohan popped up on WWE Raw this week (I missed the second half this week so I totally missed it) Floyd Mayweather was there as well.

Very random sighting for her I think. Maybe she’ll get in the ring…with hot oil…with Michelle McCool…naked. Yes, I should sked the matches.

HERE is a slide show

Oh and good thing the CW is canceling WWE Smackdown. The fucking show gets double their best ratings and with people like Lohan on the show; triple the starpower of any of their shows. I swear, the UPN and the CW (who has all the same creative people as the UPN) are hell bent on sinking as many networks as possible.

I’m sure a video will pop up soon and I’ll post it.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/19/quick-one-lindsay-lohan-on-wwe-raw/feed/ 0 Quick one: raekwon of the wu tang clan celebrates valentine’s day like me http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/14/quick-one-raekwon-of-the-wu-tang-clan-celebrates-valentines-day-like-me/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/14/quick-one-raekwon-of-the-wu-tang-clan-celebrates-valentines-day-like-me/#comments Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:08:36 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/02/14/quick-one-raekwon-of-the-wu-tang-clan-celebrates-valentines-day-like-me/ Rush & Malloy this morning in their Valentine's Day special from Wu Tang Clan member Raekwon:
"It's a special day. It's a day to understand the person who means the most to you." So how to celebrate? "I'm the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex."
It's like reading my journal. "Dear diary, I brought out the helicopter again for the sole purpose of having sex. Beds have become so pedestrian. Without the danger of going out Stevie Ray Vaughn style, I can't get it up. Yeah, helicopters and pussy, brah. Helicopters and pussy." Of course that entry is in the section marked "things I'd like to be able to say someday when I'm not a pauper.]]> Here is a quote from Rush & Malloy this morning in their Valentine’s Day special from Wu Tang Clan member Raekwon:

“It’s a special day. It’s a day to understand the person who means the most to you.” So how to celebrate?

“I’m the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex.”

It’s like reading my journal. “Dear diary, I brought out the helicopter again for the sole purpose of having sex. Beds have become so pedestrian. Without the danger of going out Stevie Ray Vaughn style, I can’t get it up. Yeah, helicopters and pussy, brah. Helicopters and pussy.”

Of course that entry is in the section marked “things I’d like to be able to say someday when I’m not a pauper.

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gwen-stefani-pregnant.jpg

The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby. I'm sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.]]>

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The rumor mill is swirling and it looks like Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second baby.

I’m sure that in 10 months she will make women everywhere hate her guts when she gets back into ridiculous shape again after this one.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/29/quick-one-gwen-stefani-is-pregnant-with-baby-number-2/feed/ 0 quick one: britney spears dumps adnan ghalib? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/21/quick-one-britney-spears-dumps-adnan-ghalib/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/21/quick-one-britney-spears-dumps-adnan-ghalib/#comments Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:51:13 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/21/quick-one-britney-spears-dumps-adnan-ghalib/ So I’m not going to get too heavy into this because I don’t have a stomach for Britney Spears today and also because this story seems to be recycled every other week now.

The buzz in the blogoshpere (that’s tech talk for people with too much time on their hand and write for little/no money for the fuck of it) is that Britney and Adnan have broken up because he cashed in on their romance somehow.

Now, this story has been ‘broke’ 2 other times now. I’ll believe it once the sex tape is released. Until then, some people need to stop posting ‘exclusives’ on their websites that they are broken every two weeks anytime they are photographed apart.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/21/quick-one-britney-spears-dumps-adnan-ghalib/feed/ 2 quick one: britney spears isn’t getting custody of her kids for a while http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/15/quick-one-britney-spears-isnt-getting-custody-of-her-kids-for-a-while/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/15/quick-one-britney-spears-isnt-getting-custody-of-her-kids-for-a-while/#comments Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:07:00 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/15/quick-one-britney-spears-isnt-getting-custody-of-her-kids-for-a-while/ I am not going into huge detail because you should be ashamed for even having to check anything resembling a news site for the word that Britney Spears is still, in fact, not ready to have custody of her kids for a while.

Shock.

That usually happens to people who hold their kids hostage so as not to legally give them up to their father and constantly blowing off court hearings (like she did yesterday).

Seriously, is there the least bit of a surprise here? If so, please leave a comment below and list your IQ along with it what ever number 0-9 it happens to be.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/15/quick-one-britney-spears-isnt-getting-custody-of-her-kids-for-a-while/feed/ 1 quick one: nicole kidman is pregnant http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:47:49 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/ Nicole Kidman is preggers and ‘thrilled’

That’s about as much of a shit I can give about that story.

I imagine anyone who doesn’t have to wear a bike helmet for simple bipedal movement isn’t much more interested in it than that either.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/08/quick-one-nicole-kidman-is-pregnant/feed/ 0 Quick One: Britney Spears Meltdown update http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/07/quick-one-britney-spears-meltdown-update/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/07/quick-one-britney-spears-meltdown-update/#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:07:45 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/07/quick-one-britney-spears-meltdown-update/ Since there is literally jack shit interesting going on, I figured I’d write a quick bulk update of Britney Spears’ ongoing troubles.

1) She tested clean of booze and alcohol which means she is just naturally maniacal.

2) her family claim she has a psych disorder that makes her goofy. I believe if was her Aunt Master of the Obvious.

3) She was released from the hospital but she didn’t hear about the little matter of her losing her kids completely for now.

4) She is now in the desert with that skeevy looking paparazzo who’s been nailing her.

5) Dr. Phil visited her and her family in the hospital and confirmed that she is bat shit crazy. No word on whether he admits to being a supreme douche.

That is the rundown of what is going on in Britney Land.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/07/quick-one-britney-spears-meltdown-update/feed/ 0 Quick one: britney spears loses custody of her kids http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-britney-spears-loses-custody-of-her-kids/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-britney-spears-loses-custody-of-her-kids/#comments Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:59:44 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-britney-spears-loses-custody-of-her-kids/ Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids after her meltdown yesterday. Shocking...not really.

]]> Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids after her meltdown yesterday. Shocking…not really.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-britney-spears-loses-custody-of-her-kids/feed/ 0 quick one: vivica a. fox sex tape http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-vivica-a-fox-sex-tape/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-vivica-a-fox-sex-tape/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:14:21 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-vivica-a-fox-sex-tape/ UPDATE!

so someone posted a censored video asking the question whether it's actually her or not. You can check it out HERE (though it is censored I URGE you not to watch it at work. NSFW. You will most likely be fired if you watch it. You have been warned.

]]> Yes, there is apparently a sex tape of Vivica A. Fox blowing a guy from Atlanta floating out there. Yes, he is also apparently set to release it.

According to numerous sources, it is a cell phone video so expect absolute shit quality.

That said, if it is released I will post it. However, it will be on the main page of this site, not here in the blog. Just so you know. ;)

UPDATE!

so someone posted a censored video asking the question whether it’s actually her or not. You can check it out HERE (though it is censored I URGE you not to watch it at work. NSFW. You will most likely be fired if you watch it. You have been warned.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/01/04/quick-one-vivica-a-fox-sex-tape/feed/ 0 Quick One: Pamela Anderson Gets divorced; reconciles in the same day http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/quick-one-pamela-anderson-gets-divorced-reconciles-in-the-same-day/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/quick-one-pamela-anderson-gets-divorced-reconciles-in-the-same-day/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:00:56 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/quick-one-pamela-anderson-gets-divorced-reconciles-in-the-same-day/ Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from the former Paris Hilton herpes meat spear; Rick Solomon on Monday…then took it back the same day.

…they were married 2 months ago.

….I am POSITIVE this one will be the marriage that lasts forever.

….I was also POSITIVE about Dewey; but Truman shut me the fuck up.

……this is about all the coverage this story warrants.

………that is all.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/17/quick-one-pamela-anderson-gets-divorced-reconciles-in-the-same-day/feed/ 0 quick one: 65th Golden globes nominations http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/14/quick-one-65th-golden-globes-nominations/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/14/quick-one-65th-golden-globes-nominations/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:42:07 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/14/quick-one-65th-golden-globes-nominations/ HERE. We all know the Oscars are the only ones that REALLY matter.]]> In case you care (which I don’t, thus my linking to The Insider), you can find the list of nominees for the 65th annual Golden Globes HERE.

We all know the Oscars are the only ones that REALLY matter.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/14/quick-one-65th-golden-globes-nominations/feed/ 0 Quick One: Britney Banned From Starbucks? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-britney-banned-from-starbucks/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-britney-banned-from-starbucks/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:15:34 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-britney-banned-from-starbucks/ That Other Blog is reporting that Britney Spears may be banned from Starbucks locations in the San Fernando Valley. Hilarious! It doesn't get much sadder than being banned from a store that has 14.5 billion locations that even hobos frequent. What's next? A McDonald's ban? She keeps getting more and more pathetic and yes hilarious at the same time. Take notes aspiring starlets, this is how to keep people entertained in your off time. As a Studio City resident, I couldn't be happier. This is virtuoso comedy.]]> Another quick one since there is little info. That Other Blog is reporting that Britney Spears may be banned from Starbucks locations in the San Fernando Valley.

Hilarious! It doesn’t get much sadder than being banned from a store that has 14.5 billion locations that even hobos frequent. What’s next? A McDonald’s ban?

She keeps getting more and more pathetic and yes hilarious at the same time. Take notes aspiring starlets, this is how to keep people entertained in your off time.

As a Studio City resident, I couldn’t be happier. This is virtuoso comedy.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-britney-banned-from-starbucks/feed/ 0 quick one: Charlize Theron burglarized http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-charlize-theron-burglarized/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-charlize-theron-burglarized/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:07:52 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/11/quick-one-charlize-theron-burglarized/ Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usI said 'burglarized,' I love that word. The Insider is confirming that Charlize Theron's home was burglarized over the weekend. She wasn't there, thus the lack of a long post. Yeah, I kinda don't care either. I totally regret this. Oh look at the picture. She looks hot there. Regrets erased. Hooray!]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usI said ‘burglarized,’ I love that word. The Insider is confirming that Charlize Theron’s home was burglarized over the weekend. She wasn’t there, thus the lack of a long post.

Yeah, I kinda don’t care either.

I totally regret this.

Oh look at the picture. She looks hot there. Regrets erased. Hooray!

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Let the excitement begin.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/quick-one-vivaca-a-fox-turns-herself-in/feed/ 0 Dancing With The Stars Results: Do You Care Less Than Me? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/28/dancing-with-the-stars-results-do-you-care-less-than-me/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/28/dancing-with-the-stars-results-do-you-care-less-than-me/#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:05:38 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/28/dancing-with-the-stars-results-do-you-care-less-than-me/ Dancing With The Stars came to a close. Favorite Mel B didn't win. Helio Castratto--Castroheliopolous---uhhh the race car driver guy, is the one who won. Hooray? Let's get the real shows back on the air, mmmkay? OK.]]> Dancing With The Stars came to a close. Favorite Mel B didn’t win. Helio Castratto–Castroheliopolous—uhhh the race car driver guy, is the one who won.

Hooray? Let’s get the real shows back on the air, mmmkay? OK.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/28/dancing-with-the-stars-results-do-you-care-less-than-me/feed/ 0 Quick One: Rebecca Demornay Arrested For DUI http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-rebecca-demornay-arrested-for-dui/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-rebecca-demornay-arrested-for-dui/#comments Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:59:18 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-rebecca-demornay-arrested-for-dui/ Rebecca Demornay was arrested last week for DUI in Beverly Hills. I’m trying to figure out why the hell I’m getting news from the early ’90′s too because I was positive that she had died of of an acute case of obscurity by now.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-rebecca-demornay-arrested-for-dui/feed/ 0 Quick One Update: Katie Holme’s Marathon Run http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-update-katie-holmes-marathon-run/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-update-katie-holmes-marathon-run/#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:36:15 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/06/quick-one-update-katie-holmes-marathon-run/ Yesterday, I commented on how silly it was to make a huge deal of Katie Holme's finishing a marathon, but now it's gotten marginally more interesting. Her time was an ass hair under 5.5 hours. Yes, that's barely 5 miles and hour. That's about 12 minutes a mile. Most people walk this fast. So what we are essentially saying here, is Katie Holmes accomplished the feat of bipedal movement for 5+ hours. Wow. Bravo. Well done. No, really. Well done. Even though I'm in the kinda shape that would make a water buffalo would laugh at me, I am pretty sure I can still walk a mile in 12 minutes. Sad.]]> I had to throw this in really quick. Yesterday, I commented on how silly it was to make a huge deal of Katie Holme’s finishing a marathon, but now it’s gotten marginally more interesting.

Her time was an ass hair under 5.5 hours. Yes, that’s barely 5 miles and hour. That’s about 12 minutes a mile. Most people walk this fast. So what we are essentially saying here, is Katie Holmes accomplished the feat of bipedal movement for 5+ hours.

Wow. Bravo. Well done. No, really. Well done. Even though I’m in the kinda shape that would make a water buffalo would laugh at me, I am pretty sure I can still walk a mile in 12 minutes. Sad.

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Why have justice when you can have felonious celebrities who are borderline homocidal? Sounds like a great tradeoff to me.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/26/quick-one-britney-spears-hit-run-charge-dismissed/feed/ 0 Quick One: Lohan Out Of Rehab http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/06/quick-one-lohan-out-of-rehab/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/06/quick-one-lohan-out-of-rehab/#comments Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:54:57 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/10/06/quick-one-lohan-out-of-rehab/ Oh thank God, I am sure she is happy to be out and will take life more seriously now. I know the first 90 stints in rehab didn't take, but this one will be the one that changes it all. Especially the bullshit court sentence she got that let her off beyond easy and essentially rewarded her for being a drunk, drug addicted ho bag; that should really set her on the right track. Countdown 'til Lindsay's next meltodown: 3... 2.... 1......]]> LohanOh thank God, I am sure she is happy to be out and will take life more seriously now. I know the first 90 stints in rehab didn’t take, but this one will be the one that changes it all. I am sure the bullshit court sentence she got that let her off beyond easy and essentially rewarded her for being a drunk, drug addicted ho bag; will really set her on the right track.

Countdown ’til Lindsay’s next meltodown:
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