I am not going into huge detail because you should be ashamed for even having to check anything resembling a news site for the word that Britney Spears is still, in fact, not ready to have custody of her kids for a while.
Shock.
That usually happens to people who hold their kids hostage so as not to legally give them up to their father and constantly blowing off court hearings (like she did yesterday).
Seriously, is there the least bit of a surprise here? If so, please leave a comment below and list your IQ along with it what ever number 0-9 it happens to be.
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Nicole Kidman is preggers and ‘thrilled’
That’s about as much of a shit I can give about that story.
I imagine anyone who doesn’t have to wear a bike helmet for simple bipedal movement isn’t much more interested in it than that either.
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Since there is literally jack shit interesting going on, I figured I’d write a quick bulk update of Britney Spears’ ongoing troubles.
1) She tested clean of booze and alcohol which means she is just naturally maniacal.
2) her family claim she has a psych disorder that makes her goofy. I believe if was her Aunt Master of the Obvious.
3) She was released from the hospital but she didn’t hear about the little matter of her losing her kids completely for now.
4) She is now in the desert with that skeevy looking paparazzo who’s been nailing her.
5) Dr. Phil visited her and her family in the hospital and confirmed that she is bat shit crazy. No word on whether he admits to being a supreme douche.
That is the rundown of what is going on in Britney Land.
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Britney Spears has lost custody of her kids after her meltdown yesterday. Shocking…not really.
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Yes, there is apparently a sex tape of Vivica A. Fox blowing a guy from Atlanta floating out there. Yes, he is also apparently set to release it.
According to numerous sources, it is a cell phone video so expect absolute shit quality.
That said, if it is released I will post it. However, it will be on the main page of this site, not here in the blog. Just so you know. 
UPDATE!
so someone posted a censored video asking the question whether it’s actually her or not. You can check it out HERE (though it is censored I URGE you not to watch it at work. NSFW. You will most likely be fired if you watch it. You have been warned.
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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from the former Paris Hilton herpes meat spear; Rick Solomon on Monday…then took it back the same day.
…they were married 2 months ago.
….I am POSITIVE this one will be the marriage that lasts forever.
….I was also POSITIVE about Dewey; but Truman shut me the fuck up.
……this is about all the coverage this story warrants.
………that is all.
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In case you care (which I don’t, thus my linking to The Insider), you can find the list of nominees for the 65th annual Golden Globes HERE.
We all know the Oscars are the only ones that REALLY matter.
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Another quick one since there is little info. That Other Blog is reporting that Britney Spears may be banned from Starbucks locations in the San Fernando Valley.
Hilarious! It doesn’t get much sadder than being banned from a store that has 14.5 billion locations that even hobos frequent. What’s next? A McDonald’s ban?
She keeps getting more and more pathetic and yes hilarious at the same time. Take notes aspiring starlets, this is how to keep people entertained in your off time.
As a Studio City resident, I couldn’t be happier. This is virtuoso comedy.
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I said ‘burglarized,’ I love that word. The Insider is confirming that Charlize Theron’s home was burglarized over the weekend. She wasn’t there, thus the lack of a long post.
Yeah, I kinda don’t care either.
I totally regret this.
Oh look at the picture. She looks hot there. Regrets erased. Hooray!
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Vivaca A. Fox turned herself in for booking in Van Nuys related to a DUI charge. No court date has been set yet. When she is sentenced will she be a 30 minute special or a Sutherland 50 day special?
Let the excitement begin.
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