Britney Spears took the chance to talk to Ryan Seacrest to talk about her legal woes and her release of her new album. The biggest thing I take away from this interview is:
1) she sounds like a retard
2) Ryan Seacrest is nigh on unlistenable, then again I had a co-worker who insisted on listening to that douche at work.
3) Having a badger shoved up my asshole and burrowing itself out sounds more appealing than having a conversation with either of these dolts.
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A crew was in the process of doing a photoshoot of Howard Stern in his Hamptons retreat. When one of them needed to use the pisser and got lost, a shocking discover was made. Page 6 reports:
“She got lost and ended up in the master-bedroom bathroom,” said our source. “Sitting on the counter were a set of dentures.” A rep for Stern did not return multiple requests for comment.
Oh boy…nothing has a way of killing ‘cool points’ like having a set of dentures. There really is no cool way to try to sweet talk girls into taking their tops off when you have a flood of Fixodent running out of your mouth.
Unless they are his fiance, Beth Ostrosky’s dentures. Yikes…
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