Archive for the 'Religion' Category

13
Jun

Dr. Drew Pinsky thinks Tom Cruise might be mental…ya think?!?!

As people are often wont to do, they ask the opinion of PROFESSIONALS about topics they know without perhaps having the full access they’d need to make a definitive diagnosis.

This situation arose when Dr. Drew Pinksy of Loveline and Celebrity Rehab fame, (who has been a practicing physician for over 20 years) was interviewed by Playboy and asked about possible mental pathology as it pertains to Tom Cruise:

“A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood – maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.”

Ever the one to react rationally, Tom Cruise’s people issued this statement to Page 6:

“This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels.”

Nice one tool. A doctor, who deals with addiction and mental illness making a baseline judgment on someone with available data is a Nazi? Overstate much fuck face? In my opinion, he sounds like he is spot on. The more you deny and deflect the more it sounds like he’s hitting close to home so….

Dr. Drew’s people later issued an apology:

“Although Mr. Fields’s intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know. Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm.”

I don’t like it. Sure it’s a nonology, but it’s not harsh enough. Mine pretty much would have said

“Fuck you, I’m a doctor. I went to school for 10 years to learn how to identify fuck nuts like you retards. You hissy fit has only shown us that we are 100% correct about you nutso. So chock to death on a bucket of bull semen you fucking jack off”

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10
Jun

bill maher’s -Religious Trailer

Bill Maher has become a bit of a self important douche lately, but this film actually looks pretty funny.

It also looks like I would agree with a lot of it.

It also looks like it will be pretty funny, which is the important part.

Check out the trailer after the jump. Continue reading ‘bill maher’s -Religious Trailer’

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16
Apr

CSI’s jason beghe says scientology is a load of bullshit

CSI star, Jason Beghe, was once a high ranking member of the Church of Scientology. He is now coming out saying that it’s a load of shit and dangerous to the spiritual, financial and psychological well being of its adherents.

Probably sounds about as shocking as ‘if you put scalding water on your testicles, it will hurt’ does.

Although I should mention that in fairness, as kooky as Scientology sounds, it’s really not that much different than most of the other major religions if we really take a look at it. Jews, Muslims & Christians are all expected to give money to their church and no one thinks that is ‘wrong’ or shady, but they do take issue with Scientology asking for the same thing. Seems like a rather large double standard to me.

Perhaps it’s the alleged ‘compulsory’ nature of these donations unlike the other religions which are only ‘suggested’ (if you don’t want to go to hell) I guess if that’s enough to demonize it then continue on.

None of ‘em make sense to me but whatever. Check out the video from Jason Beghe after the break. Continue reading ‘CSI’s jason beghe says scientology is a load of bullshit’

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27
Mar

salma hayek condemns her child to hell by forgoing baptism…sorta

salma-hayek-baby.jpgAnother day another faux controversy…

Reports from friends of Salma Hayek are that she has opted to NOT baptize her new born baby. AOL Latino reports:

According to a statement Fernández gave to Mexican newspaper La Opinión last week, “the baby is about to turn six months and is so beautiful. But [Salma] does not want to baptize her, because she doesn’t feel like it. I’ve seen her and I’m spending Easter week with her, four days at her house in Los Angeles.”

If the baptizing comment is true, it’s an irregular and questionable option for someone who comes from a Catholic country in its overwhelming majority and where baptizing newborns is tradition.

OK, this shit has officially gotten out of control now.

Attention Christians: EVERYONE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE YOU OR DO/BELIEVE THE SAME BULLSHIT YOU DO.

I’m not just picking on Christians here either. Jews and Muslims, the same thing applies to you assholes too. Continue reading ‘salma hayek condemns her child to hell by forgoing baptism…sorta’

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30
Oct

Catholic League Outrage…Again: Britney Spears Edition

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe Catholic League and blowhard dick nose, Bill Donohue in particular are trying to pull their panties out of their crack after seeing ‘controversial’ pictures from Britney Spears’ new album where she is dressed suggestively in the proximity of a priest. Donahue had this to say (via The Insider):

“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” BILL DONOHUE — president of the New York-based Catholic League — told the Daily News. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”

What the fuck does that have to do with this picture, Bill? Seriously. You are a walking non sequitur.

Now, looking at the picture, she is clearly at confession. So if she is a Jezebel, she’s in the right place, no? I mean, that is where your evils are absolved after all.

Listen, it’s a totally lame attempt at being shocking. However, these religious groups (I’m not just talking Christian groups) need to stuff a cock in it. Not everyone follows your voodoo rituals and believes in the same imaginary superheros you believe in. If someone wants to make fun of you, tough shit for you. Can’t you rest with the solace of knowing the infidel will be burning in hell if you are right? C’mon.

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16
Aug

Mr. Norris Has An Eye Job

Chuck Norris Lord Chuckford Norris is in a new Pepsi campaign and according to the folks at Plasticized he got a little nip n’ tuck on his eyes.

Normally I would be calling a man the ultimate pussy for getting his eyes done and laugh my ass off at how vain and fragile said pussy was.

However, I for one value my life. I also value staving off armageddon; both would be in jeopardy should I ever speak out and use the Lord’s name in vain.

I salute thee, Mr. Norris. It looks fantastic.

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22
Jul

R.I.P. Tammy Faye Bakker Messner

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I’m surprised as anyone that I’m posting this but…a day after appearing on Larry King Live and proclaiming that she believed that when she died she was going straight to heaven, Tammy Faye is on her way after about a decade of battling cancer.

There are probably a billion jokes I could crack (mostly at the expense of Larry King) but it’s just too sad. If it wasn’t for her appearance on the Surreal Life a few years back I might have cracked them but she really came off as a person who, while deeply religious, was willing to tolerate people with a different morality than her own; as evidenced by her friendship with Ron Jeremy.

I’m not a religious man so I can’t speak about going to heaven, but I hope her last moments on earth were filled with as much happiness and joy as a person suffering through this disease can get.

You can leave your well wishes HERE

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20
Jun

Say “No!” To Condom Use

CBS and Fox networks have opted to pass on running the latest Trojan condom commercial. The ad features pigs who are all males and ‘normal’ human females in a bar. One pig wises up, buys a rubber, turns human and gets a chick on the road to making the beast of 2 backs with him.

Now, the biggest argument most of the suits have been giving is that the pig puppets are akin to Joe Camel from Camel Cigarette fame and the Catholic church opposes birth control. Let’s address these:

1) Cigarettes have been shown to be a possible cause of cancer, lung disease…basically death. Not using condoms have been shown to be a possible cause of death or getting some sweet ass sores on your wang/baginer. No correlation between Joe Camel and the Pigs. I’d rather my kid learn about proper condom use than watch a crack whore get raped and beaten to death on CSI and have to explain that to them.

2) Fuck the Catholic Church. Everyone doesn’t subscribe to your views. Sorry. Some of us don’t want 900 kids and/or herpes. If that’s what you believe, great, but get the fuck outta my face and my life you kiddie raping motherfuckers.

My only issue is the whole "all men are pigs" concept. Can that be any more played out? I find it ironic that in the quest to be "equal" to men, women have resorted to the same sort of negative stereotype use that many men were quite guilty of many years ago. Get over it ladies. Not all men are pigs, most of you just tend to go for the "bad boys" and guess what? The vast majority of them are shit heads. I know that all too well from personal experience.

Two wrongs do not make a right.

Check out the long form version of the "controversial" commercial after the jump.

/rant

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19
Jun

Isacc Newton Predicted End Of The Wrold

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Professional smart guy and know-it-all Isaac Newton predicted the end of the world some 300 years ago.

He used math and other smart guy stuff and found a time for the apocalypse…June 20th 2007 or something, whatever that’s not the important part.

The key issue here is science and the bible have mixed to find answers in Isaac Newton’s brain. Will cats and dogs begin playing with each other next? Will I start having sex with ugly women? Let’s not go overboard….

Continue reading ‘Isacc Newton Predicted End Of The Wrold’

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09
May

Disney World: Palestine

I always had my suspicions, now there is proof that Mickey Mouse is a religious extremist and a terrorist. Figures. Have you seen Space Mountain and the Haunted Mansion lately?

Oh and those are some sweet songs those 10-12 year old kids are singing. I can see it now:

"Honey, what’s Muhammed doing?"

"Lemme check…he’s singing the song about gunning down all Jews and westerners with his sweet AK to Mickey Mouse"

"Again? Can you please tell him dinner is ready? He can sing that song later"

Yes, these are truly great times we live in…truly great. I can only wonder now what Donald Duck is up to these days. Probably Kim Jong Il’s press secretary.

 

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