LA LA LAndmine » Science http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 reason #98569 8675986 ‘The view’ and Sherri Shepherd must be stopped http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/reason-98569-8675986-the-view-and-sherri-shepherd-must-be-stopped/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/reason-98569-8675986-the-view-and-sherri-shepherd-must-be-stopped/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:40:53 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/reason-98569-8675986-the-view-and-sherri-shepherd-must-be-stopped/ This fucking DUNCE Sherri Shepherd is simply mind boggling. I can’t even imagine the shit that doesn’t make it to Youtube; because you best believe I don’t watch The Spew.

Not joking, this retard claimed that she wasn’t sure that the earth was round a few months back. SHE DOESN’T KNOW THE EARTH IS ROUND!!

Now she is arguing that there have ‘always’ been Christians and they were fed to lions by the Ancient Greeks. All of this despite the FACT that Ancient Greece predates Christianity by several hundreds of years. Ugh!

Seriously. Crack open a book some time, dumbfuck. The bible doesn’t count either. You can be a person of faith and not functionally retarded. Pick up a second grade science or history book for 10 minutes and and you’ll be caught up.

Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to pay this pile of gelatinous fecal waste millions of dollars to host a hit TV show?

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"I don't know. I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about ...I...I...No....But I'll tell you what I have thought about. How I'm going to feed my child, take care of my family. 'Is the world flat' has not been an important thing to me."
Jesus titty fuckin Christ! Are you kidding me? Sure, feeding your kids is important and all but you never EVER gave a thought as to whether the fucking Earth is round or flat? Do you have any wonder or imagination inside of that thick fucking skull of yours? How the fuck do people this ball bustingly stupid get contracts for millions of dollars to be on TV and I get $4 per day to take verbal abuse from failed actors who now call themselves talent agents? Seriously, Babs...sign me up for this shit fest. I will liven up your show quick by verbally abusing this moron every day until she decided to crack open a fucking book or 20 and learns at least 1 scientific fact. Just 1. That's all I'm asking. If you eat 20 less Twinkies a day I promise you'll have time to do this, Sheri. * Though I will be posting a rant in the main page of this site. UPDATE 12-6-07: I notice a lot of hits on this rather than the most recent posting on her nonsense, I'm guessing you are looking for her 'greeks were around at the same time as Christians' shit. It can be found HERE C'mon! Search around the site a little better. :)]]> RetardThe View has been a piece of shit show ever since the first episode when Babs welcomed the world to their little annoying couch.

However, the show has been on a death spiral ever since Rosie came to the show and battled ‘wits’ with Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Listening to those two morons was about as intellectually stimulating as listening to 5 year olds get into a ‘nah uh!’ ‘yeah huh!’ battle.

Sherri Shepherd began the latest round of battery on the collective intelligence of the nation by stating she didn’t believe in evolution, I won’t get into how it is a 100% verifiable phenomenon & utterly retarded to state you don’t ‘believe’ in it*. Rightfully shocked, Whoopi asked her if she believed if the earth was flat:

“I don’t know. I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about …I…I…No….But I’ll tell you what I have thought about. How I’m going to feed my child, take care of my family. ‘Is the world flat’ has not been an important thing to me.”

Jesus titty fuckin Christ! Are you kidding me? Sure, feeding your kids is important and all but you never EVER gave a thought as to whether the fucking Earth is round or flat? Do you have any wonder or imagination inside of that thick fucking skull of yours? How the fuck do people this ball bustingly stupid get contracts for millions of dollars to be on TV and I get $4 per day to take verbal abuse from failed actors who now call themselves talent agents?

Seriously, Babs…sign me up for this shit fest. I will liven up your show quick by verbally abusing this moron every day until she decided to crack open a fucking book or 20 and learns at least 1 scientific fact. Just 1. That’s all I’m asking.

If you eat 20 less Twinkies a day I promise you’ll have time to do this, Sheri.

* Though I will be posting a rant in the main page of this site.

UPDATE 12-6-07: I notice a lot of hits on this rather than the most recent posting on her nonsense, I’m guessing you are looking for her ‘greeks were around at the same time as Christians’ shit. It can be found HERE

C’mon! Search around the site a little better. :)

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*OK it was actually a French art student who did this on his laptop using Lightwave (piece of shit 3D program that I can’t stand) & Vue 6. Not a bad job though.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/22/hail-xenu-tom-cruise-was-right/feed/ 0 The Beckhams Are Learning English http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/the-beckhams-are-learning-english/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/the-beckhams-are-learning-english/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:36:12 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/the-beckhams-are-learning-english/ golden ballsThe Bekhams seem to be acclimating well to their new surroundings in LA. The Mirror even reports that they are learning English:

[Posh Spice Said] “We’re starting to say trunk instead of boot, trash instead of rubbish, that kind of thing.”

Ex-Real Madrid star David seemed a little less sure. He said: “We’re starting to get it slowly.”

Seriously, I’ve heard these two talk before they moved to the US and it’s not THAT different from their previous lexicon. It’s not like he’s coming from speaking hardcore Cokney and living in the Deep South where even I can’t understand what the hell is going on.

One more thing my English friends; you don’t have to change every word you say. We simple colonials do understand what you are talking about when you say you are gonna toss something into the bin or take out the rubbish. We do speak the same language still…I’m pretty sure.

We do find your accents quaint so there is no need to dump them. We will survive if you retain your Englishness.

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Professional smart guy and know-it-all Isaac Newton predicted the end of the world some 300 years ago.

He used math and other smart guy stuff and found a time for the apocalypse…June 20th 2007 or something, whatever that’s not the important part.

The key issue here is science and the bible have mixed to find answers in Isaac Newton’s brain. Will cats and dogs begin playing with each other next? Will I start having sex with ugly women? Let’s not go overboard….

P.S. Newton calculated to end of the earth to be no earlier than 2060. So be sure to make your mortgage a 90 year term so you don’t have to pay off the whole thing. Take that stupid bank!

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to fill an exhibit about the wonders of insects that eat decomposing
things.
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Rejoice paupers! You can now benefit from underachieving and having to live in government assisted housing. Grab a flashlight, crawl under the sink and start collecting those sweet, sweet money-making roaches and bring em on down to Houston ‘cuz they’ll pay you for the fuckers! To think, people said you’d end up a loser. Tah! If only they paid by the pound. Then you could fatten them up on your feces first.

Oh, and be sure to give each roach a little kiss for sending you on the road to billionaires-ville.

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