It looks like Gene Simmons is adding his name to the sex tape game. The only shock is that it’s taken this long for a fuck tape of his to come out. I should point out that there has been no ‘official’ confirmation that it is in fact Gene in the tape, but it sure looks like him.
Kinda creepy, but if you can stomach seeing Gene nail a HOT piece of ass, there is of course a website selling the tape HERE. Needless to say the link is NSFW. (you’re going to a fuck tapes website for Christ’s sake, of course it’s NSFW)
Something tells me if you wait it will be up on the torrent sites sooner rather than later. 
This site has some clips of it for free. Click HERE to check them out. They are obviously NSFW
There are some more clips HERE as well. Again, NSFW. Then again, if you don’t know links to a sex tape aren’t safe for work, feel free to lobotomize yourself now and jump into a fucking river with concrete boots.
This site will probably have it eventually for sure. They pretty much post every celebrity fuck tape in existence there. Click HERE to check it out.
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I would link to the original post I had last week of Christina Aguilera and her giant post-pregnancy boobs but I am a bit mesmerized by something at the moment.
I’m not sure what it is.
It might be the blue dress…
…or the banner backdrop behind her…
…or those ridiculous, in the good way, cans of hers…
The world may never know. At least her face isn’t still looking bloated like it had been. Jordan Bratman sooo doesn’t deserve to play with those things. Dammit I need to be a troll looking record executive.
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It is pretty simple boner math: keeley hazell + tiny bikini = $$$ post. I may as well notify the advertisers that it’s time to pay of those bills now.
Is there anything ‘wrong’ with Keeley? Look at her. This is in fairly natural light as well. No photoshopping or airbrushing.
Keeley. Just Keeley.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go punish my wang for about 40 minutes. (more pix after the break)
P.S. I guess this is for an ad campaign she’s doing for Lynx deodorant spray. Who really gives a fuck about that though when there is a semi-nude Keeley Hazell? Continue reading ‘math lesson: keeley hazell + tiny bikini = $$$ post’
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I am not amongst the throng of loyal Woody Allen supporters, but I will be seeing Vicky Cristina Barcelona 4 times the day it comes out if this info from a source at Page 6 is correct:
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz’s husband.
This is to go along with The Other Boleyn Girl and Mary Queen of Scots that require massive amounts of nudity and/or sex by Scarlett Johansson (well they did in the scripts I read anyway)
Someone is finally listening to me.
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7 years ago, this story would have given me priapism; now…not so much.
Paris Hilton apparently met up with her former co-star, Elisha Cuthbert, in NYC and had a torrid makeout session. US Mag reports:
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005′s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
I would really love to have a raging boner right now, but all I can think about is herpes and a bad haircut that a 5 year old boy would be embarrassed of. (seriously, Cuthbert…grow that fucking mane out again god dammit!)
That being said, I am SO still spanking myself stupid to this.
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Jessica Biel is starring in some new ads for Disney as Pocahontas…
…I’ve never wanted to invade Native American territory.
Ya know because Pocahontas was and Jessica Biel is part Native American…and ya know I’m talking about putting my pee pee in her vay vay right?…you got that? Sorry, it’s just the look on your face looked like…I’m sorry. I’m not subtle today…stop…don’t…oh screw you….
Boobs.
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I have no idea how she isn’t even more well known in the US, other than to internet pervs like me, but Keeley Hazell is a painful, week long boner waiting to happen.
Check out the new spread in Zoo magazine that will certainly raise the number of magazine pages that are stuck together in the world up to an astronomical level. WOW.Pick it up on newstands NOW!!!!
Probably safe for work if you have a cool boss. Nothing anywhere near nude here. (more pix after the break)
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Well, it looks like Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are an item. Apparently, Leto is also cool with the whole having to take Valtrex (or its generic equivalent) everyday forever.
Here is a shot of her inhaling his face in Park City at the Sundance Film Festival.
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Hayden Panettiere fans, of which I know there are many. (seriously, if you knew how many web searches for Hayden were incoming you’d be shocked. I should start a fan site dedicated to her at this point)
Well here she is showing all the young starlets how to properly dress…if they want to give every perv out there wood. Which I guess makes me a perv because she looks outrageous here. (more pix after the break)
Continue reading ‘hayden panettiere in very short shorts doing something but it’s in short shorts. Yeah!’
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