So I was in Vons (a grocery store in California for those non-Angelenos) and the first odd thing was the fact that there were literally 500 Japanese tourists filling the joint up like it was a Saturday morning or some shit. Weird.
Before I was about to be checking out, I saw Lisa Rinna with her kids trying to find a bathroom. (it’s next to the dairy case, sweetie. Next time you don’t have to let your kids almost piss their pants)
As I get into line there is Harry Hamlin looking a little worse for wear if I’m going to be honest trying to find where he found the TIME magazine he was reading in line. He couldn’t find it and opted to buy it rather than stuff it behind the Hershey’s bars like I would have done.
Lisa was trying to pull him out of line prematurely so they could go home to use the bathroom…he was next in line. She seemed rather insistent, not in a bitchy way, but in the she pretty much always gets to do what she says way. Harry reluctantly got his way and checked out.
I only bring all these details out becuase the paparazzi caught Lisa at the beach in a bikini a few days ago looking all hot and I seemingly only see celebrities (albeit a ton of them) when I’m at Vons or CVS in Studio City on Ventura and Laurel Canyon.
Even when I see Britney Spears in that area she’s not being batshit crazy.
I’m just saying boys and girls, if you are going to go to my stores at least do some crazy shit so I have an excuse to take my camera out of my bag. No more domestic behavior. I want Lohan barfing into the produce next time.
Make it happen.
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