So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
Now I am excited as hell that we get a side by side shot of them together in equal lighting to get a fair comparison.
Basically, it’s like seeing a super hot chick (Shania) standing next to a buck of dog vomit that a fat man with explosive diarrhea with a Taco Bell predilection just shit his guts out into.
I won’t tell you that her name is Marie-Anne Thiebaud since I just said all that bad stuff about her looks though.
Oh and she is 5 years YOUNGER than Shania. I guess this is one time going for the younger girl wasn’t a trade up.
Mutt Lange further proves no matter how hot the girl, there is a man bored with her.
Nice one, douche.
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Shania Twain and her husband of 14 years, super producer Mutt Lange, have broken up according to Reuters.
They of course have no comment on it at this time so I won’t bother quoting the article.
I just wanna say to Shania, I am available. Seriously.
I have seen her up close on the streets of Santa Monica quite a few times and she really is one of the most beautiful women you are likely to see. Pictures do her no justice.
Are you sad to see these kids split up? Or do you think she should go for an underemployed (re: flat broke), average looking, part time blogger, full time smart ass like uhhh…let’s say…me.
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Wow. This is so shocking. I can’t believe this would ever happen. Reports are abound that Katie Holmes is looking to flee to NY with Suri to take a role on Broadway on a trial separation basis to avoid domineering and career-killing Tom Cruise. Star magazine reports (look for the cover pictured on the right on news stands to buy it to read the full story):
In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report on the latest at Camp Cruise. According to our sources, Katie, who was offered a role on Broadway, is trying to break away from her controlled life under the watchful eyes of her husband and move to Manhattan in what will be a sort of trial separation.
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.” Further, the couple’s tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late. “Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri,” says an insider. “He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”
I never would have thought they’d ever have problems. This is so sad.
Wait a minute.
Fuck.
::loud banging noise::
My god damn ‘sarcasm’ key got stuck again. Of course they are breaking apart. That’s pretty much what Tom Cruise does. He gets the girls at their young prime (Nicole Kidman) while they are still hot properties and then buries them in the dirt. (Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes & probably whoever the next wife is)
Katie, Broadway does NOTHING for a career. No one outside of gays in New York gives a fuck about Broadway. What you need to do is get into another Pieces of April style indie flick that will give you some street cred and try to resurrect your nearly defunct career. Continue reading ‘curse xenu! TomKat on a ‘trial’ separation’
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I guess his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, was getting too much attention that he felt it was time for the spotlight to shine on him again.
That would be fine and good if it wasn’t for the fact that the spotlight only shines on him because of Lindsay.
When is she going to finally cut the cord on her parents? They are both utter and complete losers.
Check out a video after the break. Continue reading ‘michael lohan reopening his divorce fued’
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Johnny Knoxville is officially a single man (source) no surprise considering the large number of women who throw themselves all the time. Can’t imagine why he’d want to dip into that.
Pamela Anderon and Rick ‘le douche’ Solomon are officially anulled (yes, I said ‘divorced’ in the title and it’s not really a divorce but get over it dickface) (source) I’m sure he’ll be releasing a fuck tape with him and Pam since that’s the kind of class individual he is.
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There are some new details regarding Eddie Murphy’s 2-week marriage then divorce job. Granted, the source is Page 6 and their source is one of her friends so you have to take it with a grain of salt but still…bringing your mom on your honeymoon? Seriously?
For some reason that is way more creepy than his predilection for chicks with dicks.
TRACEY Edmonds broke up with Eddie Murphy right before they were about to make their Bora Bora wedding legal because Murphy became bossy and physically intimidating, and insisted his mother accompany them on their honeymoon. “That was kind of the last straw,” said a friend of the beautiful bride. “She was happy to sign a prenup – she has her own money. She was very accommodating. But then it was like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Eddie became very controlling and they got into a huge fight. He started screaming at her and grabbed her. She was scared.”
Seriously, can we finally just file Eddie into the ‘looney toons’ category? It really makes it hard to watch him in movies…well other than the shittiness of the movies themselves.
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Eddie Murphy got married to Tracey Edmonds 2 weeks ago….
…now they are getting divorced.
Perhaps she didn’t have as large a penis as Eddie normally likes on a lady afterall. (hey, he’s the one who’s been arrested for picking up tranny hookers so….)
The bigger news and more current word, according to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, is that some of his guests are asking for their money back from the wedding.
Of course, I would take anything the Enquirer says with a grain of salt but still…could you blame them if they did want their money back?
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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from the former Paris Hilton herpes meat spear; Rick Solomon on Monday…then took it back the same day.
…they were married 2 months ago.
….I am POSITIVE this one will be the marriage that lasts forever.
….I was also POSITIVE about Dewey; but Truman shut me the fuck up.
……this is about all the coverage this story warrants.
………that is all.
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OK, not for me…yet. However, Lindsay Lohan and her snowboarder boyfriend and sometimes rehab bathroom fuck buddy, Riley are done. E! reports:
Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday weekend on the East Coast ). “She made it pretty clear when they got home,” says our source. “It’s over.” And the reason? “She got tired of him pouting all the time,” says a Lindsay pal.
Awww, Riley’s a pouty-face. But he did have a lot to pout about…
They go on to list a litany of other reasons he sucked, namely his ego being damaged by her glamorous lifestyle and his cheapness. Apparently she never even sprung for a round of Cokes.
Hey, laugh at the guy if you want, and you probably should, but he still fucked Lindsay Lohan for a few months and didn’t have to spend a single dime. I’m not sure what that says about Lindsay, but I know I’d be pretty psyched to score tail like that and not have to drop some paper on ‘romancing’ the lady. That’s the kind of thing you thought would die once you left college, but Riley kept the hope alive for all of us.
Thanks, Riley. Thanks.
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So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
