LA LA LAndmine » Sports http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Alex Morgan In Body Paint half naked? YES! http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2012/02/14/alex-morgan-in-body-paint-half-naked-yes/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2012/02/14/alex-morgan-in-body-paint-half-naked-yes/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:57:48 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3947 If you don’t know who Alex Morgan is, I pity you. She is one of the stars of the US Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT for short)
Ms. Morgan is in Sports Illustrated’s body painting issue or some shit who cares, she is half naked covered in body paint. That is really what matters here. Now for more of what matters, check out the behind the scenes video of Alex stripped down half naked, getting painted and taking some of the sexiest shots I’ve seen in my life.

Playboy, please call her for a photoshoot ASAP. Do it. PLEASE.

Video after the break.

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Sorry, not even boobies can fix that for me today…OK maybe later, but not just yet. ;)

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It should be only this one week that is lighter.

In the meantime, did you know that crossbow was an Olympic sport? Neither did I.

Did you know that Swedish girls are insanely hot and have no problem being all kinds of nude on and off camera? Of course you did.

That’s why that news that a member of the Swedish crossbow team took nude photos and is hot is only shocking in that we learned about the crossbow event. Check out the outrageously NSFW pix HERE.

The girl’s name is Sara Boberg in case you actually gave a shit.

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Of course they only included the ones who stripped for Playboy:Germany otherwise there is no reason Okka Rau (beach volleyball) shouldn’t be on this list as well.

I pretty won’t post the full nudies here; I may post on the red light blog later, but for now, you can check them out HERE.

I have a ton of meetings tomorrow and this will probably be the only post for today unless something earth shatteringly must post pops up.

Yes, the pic in the post is Okka Rau since she would win my vote on the German team. Of course you don’t see her face in the shots, but her ass alone wins a gold medal…and she’s a very good volleyballer too blah blah blah.

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First, I will point out that you forgot to add the word ‘hot’ before ‘pole vaulter’ in that question.

Second, I will pity you for coming so late to the internet party and not being on the Stokke train.

She set the innanets alight when some photos of her surfaced looking ridiculously hot.

Now, I will be the first to say that she has fallen a bit from her tip top peak, but she is still HAWT and worthy of being posted.

Enjoy Allison making pole vaulting a sport worth watching. More pix after the break.

allison_stokke_cal_pole allison_stokke_cal_pole-1 allison_stokke_cal_pole-2 allison_stokke_cal_pole-3 allison_stokke_cal_pole-4 allison_stokke_cal_pole-5 allison_stokke_cal_pole-6 allison_stokke_cal_pole-7 allison_stokke_cal_pole-8 allison_stokke_cal_pole-9 allison_stokke_cal_pole-10 allison_stokke_cal_pole-11 Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/08/07/allison-stokke-works-the-pole/feed/ 0 viral spiral: take that Randy’s donuts! girl ‘kicks’ soccer ball through donut sign http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/30/viral-spiral-take-that-randys-donuts-girl-kicks-soccer-ball-through-donut-sign/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/07/30/viral-spiral-take-that-randys-donuts-girl-kicks-soccer-ball-through-donut-sign/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:12:48 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=3348 OK so it’s fake as hell but these videos still amuse me for some reason and I hope someone who can actually kick a ball tries to do this since that damn Randy’s donuts is so uppity and superior to everyone else.

Grrrr….damn you Randy’s Donuts! (P.S. yes, this store is the inspiration for the donut store on the Simpsons in case you were wondering)

Check out the video after the break.

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However, now there have been a flood of girls tossing on their panties and bras and dong wii fit for the camera.

Now, I don’t wanna sound like I’m complaining here, but a little originality here ladies. Perhaps a topless wii fit upped to youporn? Sounds like a good idea to me.

In the meantime, enjoy the video after the break.
http://view.break.com/521212 – Watch more free videos

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I will never understand that phenomenon. You don’t NEED to get that close if you use proper lenses. Though I guess if you are a paparazzi you most likely aren’t a classically trained photographer who would actually know that.

Oh well. Since they are retarded we get to see fun stuff like fat morons getting jabbed in the face by sporting superstars.

Suck on it, fat boy.

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I mean, it’s not like one of ‘em could beat me up if I didn’t offend them right? …right? Hahahahaha!

Basically this is one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen this year.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there are 11 tiny angry soccer players outside my door who’re looking to kick my ass. It’ll basically be like a 3 on 1 fight in ‘normal’ people terms.

Check out the video after the break.

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/04/08/viral-spiral-nature-boy-ric-flair-has-a-new-career-as-an-nba-announcer/feed/ 1 lebron james, gisele bündchen on the cover of vogue. controversial? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/26/lebron-james-gisele-bundchen-on-the-cover-of-vogue-controversial/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/26/lebron-james-gisele-bundchen-on-the-cover-of-vogue-controversial/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:47:27 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2008/03/26/lebron-james-gisele-bundchen-on-the-cover-of-vogue-controversial/ HERE (or check out the iframe of it after the break) Apparently there are some folks angry about that pic of LeBron with his teeth bared holding onto Gisele because they claim it's a nod to king kong. Gimmie a fucking break. I'm calling bullshit right now. I am POSITIVE someone in the Vogue camp is inventing this story as they have already sent notices to everyone that they will take legal action if you post a picture of the cover. Seems odd that they took that tack. Sounds like a move to drive traffic to their site from people like me. I guess that part worked. However, if this is really started by a third party; shut your fucking mouth. Since when did King King dribble a fucking basketball? Or wear shorts? Or play for the Cleveland Cavaliers? OK, well other than that 10 day contract he had in 1987. Don't you think that LeBron might have said 'Uh...you guys are kinda making me out to be a gorilla here' if he thought it was in anyway offensive? The PC drones in this country are absolutely killing it. Enough is enough of this shit already. Stop reading evil into everything you see fuck faces. Go to hell. If you were to lazy to click over, here's an iframe with the site: ]]> Check out the photo of the new cover of Vogue HERE (or check out the iframe of it after the break)

Apparently there are some folks angry about that pic of LeBron with his teeth bared holding onto Gisele because they claim it’s a nod to king kong.

Gimmie a fucking break.

I’m calling bullshit right now. I am POSITIVE someone in the Vogue camp is inventing this story as they have already sent notices to everyone that they will take legal action if you post a picture of the cover. Seems odd that they took that tack. Sounds like a move to drive traffic to their site from people like me. I guess that part worked.

However, if this is really started by a third party; shut your fucking mouth. Since when did King King dribble a fucking basketball? Or wear shorts? Or play for the Cleveland Cavaliers? OK, well other than that 10 day contract he had in 1987.

Don’t you think that LeBron might have said ‘Uh…you guys are kinda making me out to be a gorilla here’ if he thought it was in anyway offensive?

The PC drones in this country are absolutely killing it. Enough is enough of this shit already. Stop reading evil into everything you see fuck faces. Go to hell.

If you were to lazy to click over, here’s an iframe with the site:

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The surprise is he wasn't beaten into a bloody pulp since he ran to the opposite side of the ring!]]> A drunk at an MMA fight thought it would be a good idea to jump into the ring nude. With surprising results. (see after the break for the surprise)

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The surprise is he wasn’t beaten into a bloody pulp since he ran to the opposite side of the ring!

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"For me to be here to present this to the greatest sportsmen of all time, I feel particularly honored," the Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder told reporters. "This absolutely is a highlight moment for me." The black-tie event, a $1,250-a-plate fundraiser at Gotham Hall, was a benefit for Harlem Youth Soccer. Pele, 67, widely regarded as the greatest footballer ever, blazed a trail for soccer in North American soccer, one that Beckham now follows.
I can't even imagine what an honor it would be to present a legend like Pele with an award. There aren't many sportsmen who would elicit this kind of awe. Michael Jordan is probably the only one left; maybe Muhammad Ali also. I only vaguely remember the end of the NASL's run in the US but it is the reason I am such a fan of the game today. I suggest everyone give money to the US Soccer Foundation as they do a lot of great work creating fields in poor neighborhoods so kids can play soccer instead of getting into trouble with so many of the bad things that come at kids in the more downtrodden neighborhoods.]]> david-beckham-pele-mls-event-ny-charity.jpgDavid Beckham was in NYC for a charity event and had the honor of presenting the legendary Pele with a lifetime achievement award. He had this to say to Reuters:

“For me to be here to present this to the greatest sportsmen of all time, I feel particularly honored,” the Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder told reporters. “This absolutely is a highlight moment for me.”

The black-tie event, a $1,250-a-plate fundraiser at Gotham Hall, was a benefit for Harlem Youth Soccer.

Pele, 67, widely regarded as the greatest footballer ever, blazed a trail for soccer in North American soccer, one that Beckham now follows.

I can’t even imagine what an honor it would be to present a legend like Pele with an award. There aren’t many sportsmen who would elicit this kind of awe. Michael Jordan is probably the only one left; maybe Muhammad Ali also.

I only vaguely remember the end of the NASL’s run in the US but it is the reason I am such a fan of the game today.

I suggest everyone give money to the US Soccer Foundation as they do a lot of great work creating fields in poor neighborhoods so kids can play soccer instead of getting into trouble with so many of the bad things that come at kids in the more downtrodden neighborhoods.

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"The truth is I was a little scared they would find me out, but from the first moment everyone was friendly with me," Calabresi told Marca newspaper on Wednesday. "We knew there would be many repercussions. My phone won't stop ringing." Videos posted on Spanish media Web sites showed Calabresi, whose English has an accent, being presented with a personalized Nicolas Cage team jersey from Calderon. Calabresi also met and posed for photographs with Madrid forward Robinho.
Jesus Christ people really are retarded (especially Real Madrid. Viva Barca! I had to :) ) How do you not question the guy when you hear an American talking with an Italian accent? If you're Robinho you have to feel kinda pissed that you think you are getting pix with a big Hollywood star and not some jag off on Italian TV. Seriously, this guy looks about as close to Nicolas Cage as I look to Brad Pitt. Watch your nuts, Paolo.

UPDATE: I found a video of the whole thing. It's after the break.

[youtube Tz1vKdUMBZ8]]]> paolo-calabresi-nicolas-cage-real-madrid-impersonator.jpgThis was too funny to ignore.

An Italian TV host, Paolo Calabresi, decided to play a gag on possibly the biggest sports (soccer/football is the biggest part of the club) club on earth, Real Madrid, and pose as Nicolas Cage for a Champions League match against AS Roma in Madrid this past weekend. Sports Illustrated reports:

“The truth is I was a little scared they would find me out, but from the first moment everyone was friendly with me,” Calabresi told Marca newspaper on Wednesday. “We knew there would be many repercussions. My phone won’t stop ringing.”

Videos posted on Spanish media Web sites showed Calabresi, whose English has an accent, being presented with a personalized Nicolas Cage team jersey from Calderon.

Calabresi also met and posed for photographs with Madrid forward Robinho.

Jesus Christ people really are retarded (especially Real Madrid. Viva Barca! I had to :) ) How do you not question the guy when you hear an American talking with an Italian accent?

If you’re Robinho you have to feel kinda pissed that you think you are getting pix with a big Hollywood star and not some jag off on Italian TV.

Seriously, this guy looks about as close to Nicolas Cage as I look to Brad Pitt.

Watch your nuts, Paolo.

UPDATE: I found a video of the whole thing. It’s after the break.

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]]> Normally I don’t post straight up sports stories but I couldn’t resist being a Bears fan.

Brett Favre brought his career to an end and cried like the pussy he is and I loved it. Though in fairness we have owned their asses the last 4 years or so perhaps I should want him to stick around a bit more so we could hand out a few more ass beatings.

Cry for me, Brett! CRYYYYY!!!!!

He was very talented no doubt about it, but over rated a bit. I’m not just saying that out of Packer hatred. If the Bears would have had him rather than the pathetic revolving door they call the QB position over the past 14 or so years he was in Green Bay I certainly would have taken it.

I mean he has 1 Super Bowl and he has the most interceptions EVER. If I took the name of the player out of that and asked you if that sounded like the best Quarterback of all time you’d laugh in my face. So…

Here is the video in all it’s glory. I might be finding a rip of it to upload so you can save it on your computer and watch it all the time. Maybe.

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I hate the Giants won, but I am loving that unless you want to be a no good, low down welch, you have to get nekkid and run down the street.

I hope there is some signage involved and perhaps some banners. Perhaps the nude run could be sponsored by Kleenex and Jurgens.

I have booked my ticket to NYC and bought a new telephoto lens.

See ya there, Gisse!

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Hannah Montana concert film has $16MILLION in pre-sales. World to stop spinning anytime now- Entertainment Weekly

Britney Spears’ house robbed while in hospital. Bring on the inevitable sex tape-US Magazine

Posh & Becks work on their tans together, still attached at the hip – Page 6

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However, he appeared at the event in a T-shirt by Marc Jacobs with his wife’s image on the front of it.

Seriously, dude? Either she has GOD pussy or you are just way whipped. I get that you love your wife and all but my god man; a little dignity.

Beside, that shirt is retarded.

You should be wearing ‘no fat chicks’ shirts and classy shit like that.

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]]> Reebok Entertainment launched a project that pairs and athlete, as the star, with a movie star, as the director, where they are supposed to collaborate on a short film that will air on IFC.

If this is any indication of how the series will go, they better hire some real directors QUICK. This is coming from someone who is actually a fan of Henry and his club (FC Barcelona)

This is basically a jerk off fest commercial. Well done, no really, well done. /sarcasm

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]]> Notorious name dropper, Snoop Dogg, told his kids that he knew David Beckham. Well, his kids called his bluff and said the only way they would go to soccer practice was if Goldenballs himself showed up to coach them.

You’re dad wins, fig nuts.

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source: Daily Mail UK

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Who knows, there may even be a pic floating out there in the next couple hours. Not gonna break my balls to find it but still, there might be.

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/06/sightings/feed/ 0 Hayden Panettiere,You Know you are short when… http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/hayden-panettiereyou-know-you-are-short-when/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/hayden-panettiereyou-know-you-are-short-when/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:38:11 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/12/05/hayden-panettiereyou-know-you-are-short-when/ hayden_pant_shorts_pink_5_big.jpg...you are wearing shorty shorts but they actually go to your mid thigh. I'm not so sure this is the best look for a person who is already mocked by Lilliputians for her slight stature. Though I have to give her credit for hitting the gym to try to keep slim. Short people get hit by even modest weight gain like a ton of bricks. Good for you, Hayden. I know some people think it's OK to turn into Beluga-esque gobs of humanity and then mock others when they mention their failings, but we know better. We know. Keep up the struggle. More pix after the break. ]]> hayden_pant_shorts_pink_5_big.jpg…you are wearing shorty shorts but they actually go to your mid thigh.

I’m not so sure this is the best look for a person who is already mocked by Lilliputians for her slight stature.

Though I have to give her credit for hitting the gym to try to keep slim. Short people get hit by even modest weight gain like a ton of bricks.

Good for you, Hayden. I know some people think it’s OK to turn into Beluga-esque gobs of humanity and then mock others when they mention their failings, but we know better. We know. Keep up the struggle.
More pix after the break.

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Conrad, 21, shows off the results on her regimen—twice-a-week weight training, running and kickboxing, along with a fish-and veggie-friendly diet—on the January 2008 cover of Shape magazine. And they say you can’t get buff from shopping. As for her diet: “I used to love fast food,” she admits, “Now I eat six small meals a day consisting mostly of fish, beans, and other protein, along with veggies.”
She is looking WAY hot these days even if her show is about as authentic as Mexican cuisine from Subway. Speaking of workout regimens I need to add a new wrinkle to by routine. I wonder how much punishing my wang to Shape magazine covers will burn? I don't think the loss of my dignity will drop any extra weight, but I don't think I can keep it out of the routine at this point.]]> Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usLauren Conrad is on the cover of the January edition of Shape magazine. She discusses how she has gotten into phenomenal shape. People Magazine reports:

Conrad, 21, shows off the results on her regimen—twice-a-week weight training, running and kickboxing, along with a fish-and veggie-friendly diet—on the January 2008 cover of Shape magazine. And they say you can’t get buff from shopping.

As for her diet: “I used to love fast food,” she admits, “Now I eat six small meals a day consisting mostly of fish, beans, and other protein, along with veggies.”

She is looking WAY hot these days even if her show is about as authentic as Mexican cuisine from Subway.

Speaking of workout regimens I need to add a new wrinkle to by routine. I wonder how much punishing my wang to Shape magazine covers will burn? I don’t think the loss of my dignity will drop any extra weight, but I don’t think I can keep it out of the routine at this point.

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Look at the cold dark expressions on their faces. Don’t let their cherubic smiles and obvious innocence fool you. They are monsters out for blood and humiliation.

I know it looks like they are just a bunch of little girls excited to see their hero and want to hug a superstar but they photoshopped out the chloroform rags and switchblades they have in their hands. Just look at Beck’s face as he screams for his life. Poor bastard.

If he survives this attack, he’ll be in Australia playing in a friendly with LA Galaxy against Sydney FC on Tuesday. I know there are reports that he is already there and doing pressers, but I’m sure they are still trying to identify his corpse after what those Chinese girls did to him.

If I am proven wrong*, I will post the results of the match. Though don’t count on it.

*I can guarantee I am 100% wrong. This has all been a joke. It’s sad that I even have to write that disclaimer.

P.S. For those who care, Beck’s team England, was knocked out of the European championship qualifiers. Hahahahahahaha!!! Germany is gonna win easily anyway (hooray!), but it’s still HILARIOUS to me.Germany 3

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