Yeah I know this happened like a week ago. I have been swamped with AFM and midterms. I am getting back to normal now. (only one midterm left, thank god)
But no matter, check out this video of Audrina Patridge in a bikini getting dunked in the tank.
Audrina Patridge wet…I’ve thought about that once or twice before…oooo I’m filthy…yeah, yeah.
Video after the jump. Continue reading ‘Video: Audrina Patridge wet in a bikini (on Ellen)’
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OK so basically the only thing I like more than seeing Audrina Patridge in tiny bikinis is the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Since it has gone off the air I think I have watched the DVD’s about 900 times and pretty much just got even less cool for admitting that but I don’t care.
Joss Whedon has decided to give me a fix for my Buffy urges but putting together an animated series. This thing has been in the works for a long long time so its entirely possible it’s a dead deal at this point. It was cool of the original actors (save for SMG) to lend their voices to the promo video of it. (I’ve heard the non-commitment-commitment of the original actors, esp Sarah Michelle Gellar, to voice the show is/was the major holdup in getting this thing done. It sucks but this sort of shit happens in Hollywood all the time and has killed tons of great shows before they even get launched.)
If there is a god someone will make this series a reality (even if it’s just straight to DVD releases) and give me what I want, dammit!
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘video: buffy the vampire slayer the animated series’
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Bask in all the bad acting glory of your favorite network show to ignore, but rub one out to.
Will Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad reconcile? Does anyone care?
Will Audrina show as much cleave on the show as she’s been showing in public lately? That is the real teaser here.
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Audrina Patridge is no stranger to this website. In fact, I was the earliest supporter of her hotness and proclaimed her the hottest thing on The Hills ages before other followed suit while they found odd things to nit pick about on her; largely because they are gay men pretending to be straight or angry women who can’t handle complimenting a girl which is pretty much all women.
Anywho…the NY DAILY NEWS(via Thedirty.com) had a story claiming that Audrina is paid $10K to make appearances at bars and pretty much gets all she and her friends can drink. They report:
Not only does the contract require the $10k she earned, it also promises that Patridge and her entourage will be well taken care of. The Maxim model, 23, demands “a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times,” according to the rider.
Does she just get more and more perfect or is it just me? She is super hot and if you were dating her she could literally get people to pay for you to get drunk. She’s gotta have a penis or something. Gorgeous body, magnificent tits, killer smile and all you can drink paid booze contracts? No girl can be that perfect and not have a penis or a crippling case of VD.
more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge gets paid $10,000 to drink; is now officially my dreamgirl’
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Hayden Pannetteire is back in the news again.
Just last week when I had a quick post on her I was commenting on how odd it was that she was out of the news.
No longer people.
She was on the set of Heroes shooting guns (hot) and with dark/brunette hair (also hot) for the next episodes of the show.
She also continues to sport those ultra shorty shorts that show off that candy ass of her’s. (also super hot) I mean seriously, I wanna bite that thing.
I’ve gone too far once again…what have I done?
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Hayden Panettiere dumps the blond for brunette but keeps her candy ass.’
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Keith Olbermann is an asshat. Anyone with a modicum of taste knows that. He is the liberal douche version of Bill O’Reilly and does it poorly. (which is saying something when you do the shill thing worse than O’Reilly)
Well, he has a long history of ‘inventing’ stories out of the blue. (google around for the conservative blogs who are on him like stink on shit who do a great job of chronicling his fuck ups)
However, he’s taken it to a new low as Mark Malkin of E! found out and REPORTS HERE:
The MSNBC host devoted time tonight to my Jennifer Hudson interview on his show, Countdown With Keith Olbermann. He riffed on Hudson saying she wanted to help Barack Obama win the presidency but hadn’t heard from his camp.
What he doesn’t do is credit the Hudson story where he got her remarks about Obama. Check out the video above starting at about 4:22 and see for yourself.
Classy, Keith. Real classy. How hard would it to be to say at LEAST ‘ from E!’ even if you aren’t going to drop Mark’s name specifically? Seriously, it’s not hard. It’s the cornerstone of fair use and journalism. If you use someone else’s info just mention their fucking name, Keith. It’s not a huge deal. It’s one syllable: E!.
Check out the video after the break and check out the story on E! to track the nonsense that is Keith Olbermann and actually read all of Hudson’s comments in context. Continue reading ‘Models of journalistic integrity: Keith Olbermann isn’t only a douche, he’s a thief as well.’
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Katherine Heigl has officially gotten annoying.
Last year she trashed Knocked Up and creator Judd Apatow. Which would be fine (not really) if it weren’t for the fact that the movie is the sole reason she has a fucking career. (sorry Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what has made her a breakout household name)
Here she is trashing the writers on her show from a report on MSNBC:
I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,” she told the Los Angeles Times’ Gold Derby.”
Oh well how noble of you, cunt. I’m sure the writers are thrilled that you don’t feel that they gave you enough to work with and finding out about it in public.
Seriously, you are basically just gross. Everything about you sucks. There was a time when basically every guy wanted to nail you but now every time you are filmed you look like a hobo smoking yet again.
You aren’t a great actress; fuck you aren’t even ‘very good’ at acting if we are going to be honest. You are in the ‘serviceable skills but with big tits’ category that Jessica Alba and her ilk fall into.
Get over yourself. You aren’t Audry Hepburn and won’t ever be. You are on TV because you have a nice set of jugs and will be shuffled back into the trash heap once you get a little older and aren’t as ‘fresh’ as you used to be.
I look forward to that day. Continue reading ‘katherine heigl doesn’t want an emmy; needs to shut the fuck up and go away’
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So Denise Richards has a reality show that I coulnd’t possibly give less of a shit about, but this clip has been circulating the internet and I had to post it.
Why would I post it? Multiple choice
a) She is a bit crazy.
b) She sounds like the kind of girl who could lose a debate to a pet rock.
c) She still has killer jugs and a nice body.
Guess which is the reason I’m posting this and the reason I will continue to lose the contents of my coin purse to her visage? Continue reading ‘denise richards…nude…getting a spray tan’
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No more explaining. Her show sucks since it’s totally phony, but Audrina Patridge is hot. I have mentioned a billion times that I will post anything Audrina Patridge related since she is hot.
People who deny that are either gay or retarded. Or I guess they are straight girls who really don’t waste their time obsessing over another woman’s hotness. I guess that’s a valid excuse not to drool over Audrina.
Other than that exception, gay or retarded. No ‘but she has squirrel cheeks’ or any of the rest of the shit. They’re called high cheek bones and girls kill for those. Ask your imaginary girlfriends you basement dwelling masturbation machines. (says the pot to the kettle)
Here she is at a party for Nylon magazine (sponsored by myspace) rocking a better hairdo than she had at the MTV Movie Awards (thank god for hair extensions) which was a good move.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge brings the hotness…again’
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So I have been trying not to post all Audrina Patridge related material on one day so I’m spreading it out. Though it will all be posted eventually since Audrina Patridge pix = $$$.
I held off on these since I’m not all that wild about her hair in this pictures. (Yes ladies, men are judgmental about your hair….very judgmental)
That said, the dress looks amazing on her. Painted on per usual and her ridiculously hot body just sells the whole deal.
Note to Audrina: please do more nudes. Thank you.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘audria patridge at the MTV Movie Awards’
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