I didn’t bother watching the MTV Awards. Almost forgot they were on.
However, judging by the fact that 19 idiots have e-mailed this to me, it was one of the skits they found amusing.
For my money it’s paced poorly. Takes too long to get ‘into it’ and all that acting lingo shit.
However, when Robert Downey Jr is doing a number on Jack Black’s nuts, it’s funny.
What have we learned kids? That’s right. Shots to the nuts in any form are always funny as long as it’s not happening to you.
Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘MTV Awards: Robert Downey Jr. DESTROYS Jack Black’s balls and general nut area’
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OMG!
Can you believe it?
A Hollywood starlet is shopping!
OK I know it’s not really news, but in keeping with my all Audrina, all the time policy I am forced to post this since she is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood.
Here she is walking on the street and well, shopping. Not terribly exciting but she is super hot which makes it exciting.
See how that works? If you are super hot, everything you do is much more exciting. I know from personal experience that the exact opposite is true as well.
I’m gong to go cry now.
More pix after the break…if I can stop crying long enough to post them.
Continue reading ‘audrina patridge shops!’
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I have no idea what I just wrote. I haven’t been able to watch American Idol in a long while. The show simply sucks and is the death of the music industry as we know it.
Did Cook deserve to win? Of course not. He’s on a fucking TV talent show and did nothing to earn his place.
There were a record number of votes cast as well.
Fuck everyone who voted.
Onward and upward…
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Does anyone still give a rat shit about Dancing With the Stars? Seriously.
Who watches this shit? Well if you do, you already know that figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi won the competition; which shouldn’t be all that shocking considering her career is basically dancing on ice which is a bit more difficult I’d imagine.
Of course if you don’t watch the show and just look for results, here it is. Happy? Sad? Utterly indifferent?
The shit I don’t get is they keep trumping this as ‘the first woman who has won since the first season’ as if it was some huge sleight that women haven’t been winning. Here’s a newsflash: the fucking show has been on for 4 seasons. 2 men and 2 women have won the show. Add to that most people believe Kelly Monaco only won because she is an incredible piece of ass and you start to wonder who is screwing who. It’s 50 fucking 50.
Please, for the love of god, stop it with the trying to find gender/race inequality issues in everything. 50-50 split seems about as even as something is ever likely to get, no? Stop it morons.
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Reports are flying around from sources like the Wall Street Journal, New York Times and E! that the CW might be in trouble.
This despite the fact that they just had their best Monday ratings ever in their 2 year history with the finales of Gosspi Girl and One Tree Hill.
However, does anyone care? Do they deserve to live on? I say ‘no’
This network has been run like shit. They piss on all the shows they had that have the highest ratings (Smallville, Supernatural & WWE: Smackdown) at every chance they get, including the baffling decision to cancel Smackdown.
It’s just more of the same shit of Hollywood ignoring what the people are telling them. The young male audience is the only thing making them money so they decide they are going to push hard to carve out a piece of the gay and young female audience.
Morons: you have successful shows. Keep mimicking them. More sci-fi and action programming, not less.
Let me take over that network for 1 year. I absolutely guarantee you that the ratings will be at least doubled across the board. I will trim the fat and give the people what they want.
If you want to continue to foist off shit that you think people SHOULD like rather than what they DO like, then you deserve the impending bankruptcy, fuck face.
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Here is a trailer for Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse that will be on Fox this fall. I am so totally there as I will always give the creator of the greatest TV show ever, (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) the benefit of the doubt to check out at least 1 episode. (plus it stars Eliza Dushku and she makes the front of my pants feel funny)
However, what the fuck gives? I LOVE Massive Attack, but they are using ANOTHER one of their fucking songs for a Fox show? Did they give them a bulk deal or something?
I’m pissed enough that they use Teardrops on that shit show House. C’mon, let’s not rape their entire catalog, Fox. They are a fantastic group and you could use their shit for days and it would work awesome, but c’mon. Don’t burn people out on a fantastic group or I will invite your face to a front row seat at my fist parade.
Check out the trailer after the break. Continue reading ‘joss whedon’s dollhouse; more massive attack?’
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Normally I have some commentary and the quote and then some commentary but since my mouth feels like it’s melting off of my head from the first of 8 root canals I have to endure, I will do commentary, link then die of insufferable pain.
Basically, they say that she is acting like a huge fucking child by getting pissed off at Audrina for being genial towards Heidi Montag again while finding no problem befriending Spencer Pratt’s sister.
Totally agree. However, I only agree because it rules in favor of Audrina who is way hotter since I’m not even totally sure all of the people I just mentioned are actual humans. I’ll pretend they are though.
Check out the open letter to LC HERE. They should e-mail it to her and her people ASAP.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to stare at that pic of Audrina for a couple of hours while this Novocaine wears out…
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Oooo so this is insider speak, sorta.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, has been picked up for 13 episodes next season by Fox and David Austin Green is hired on as a series regular.
This is an interesting development for 2 reasons:
1) 13 episode orders are usually for shows that they just BARELY decided to bring back.
2) Shows that are just barely picked up aren’t usually allowed to pick up new series regulars
3) Launching in the fall for a show that advertisers love is usually a hallmark of a show that is firmly entrenched which belies the 13 episode run.
I am confused. For every signal there is that the show is on tenuous ground, there are 3 that it is in good standing. I personally love the show but it’s odd.
The only thing I can think of is the creators want to do 10-13 episode runs a’la the BBC for every season or Fox is changing it’s format so more shows will be only doing 13 episode runs when possible so they can keep up their new 365 day new show schedule.
I hope it’s the latter because there are a ton of shows that have no business having full 24 episode arcs for the season’s story. Sitcoms it’s OK, most dramas though should be 10-13 episode runs per year.
We’ll see what happens.
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People like this show and like these ladies.
I have no idea why but they do.
With that in mind, here is a video of a magazine cover shoot they did for Nylon magazine.
Enjoy?
Video after the break. Continue reading ‘video: Gossip Girl cover shoot for Nylon magazine’
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You can pretty much pick your adjective: racy, slutty, controversial, etc for the pictures Miley Cyrus has a PENCHANT for taking of HERSELF.
Now, none of these are her blowing a dude (which I wouldn’t publish anyway since she’s 15 or 16 at the moment) but she works for Disney.
Disney is one of the most image conscious companies out there and don’t like it if “their” people are seen with a whiskey shot much less posing in bra and underwear with their boyfriends.
So here are the latest round of career killing pix from Miley. They won’t dump her yet since she is still a massive money maker, but ask Jamie Lynn Spears how they like controversy. She got pregnant and was dumped because her show was a hit but not a mega-hit.
Tread wisely, Miley.
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